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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

2009: the office of the president is to be resepected!!!!!

2019: president mcdonald wants u to have a blessed chickie mcnugget rear end day

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Acelerion posted:

Art of the Meal

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
it's the smugness that really gets me. If Trump was, like, sheepish about this it'd actually be kinda endearing. Like 'oh gently caress guys we totally spaced this and had to scramble here's some burgers I'm so sorry I hope you have a nice time here though' it'd be like...yea man, been there.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Acelerion posted:

Art of the Meal

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Joementum posted:

the lincoln :thunk: in the background omg



Two weeks into the year and I'm not sure we'll get a better picture unless it's a Trump/Don Jr/Stone/etc. perp walk

So look for that by the end of March or something with the way things are going now

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

i appreciate that there is literally a video where you can hear one of the football guys saying "I thought it was a joke" as they take place their big macs still in the cardboard containers on the fancy bone china plates

also i hope for his sake that nobody figures out and publicizes who said it, bc you know he'd start getting death threats from chuds for disrespecting our president and the all-american burger meals that our troops died for

Serf
May 5, 2011


Smythe posted:

Sorry bro

dunno what we're gonna do. he's got two teeth, and most of the foods he can chew are bad for his diabetes, and everyone around him is working full time jobs and we can't afford to put him in a decent nursing home

seems like we're just hosed

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

twoday posted:



Alright, it needs some text. I was thinking "IN HOC SIGNO BURGER" but if you can think of something better, post it

Has to be short.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

By far the worst is the hamburger president
We must build the wall for the qualified technicians (qualified technicians, qualified technicians)
Worst (worst)
Alternating nights are automatic
He's lying there

Hamburger President (Hamburger President)
Hamburger President (Hamburger President)

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

DryGoods posted:

Trump made a wish to become president but in exchange, he can always hear the wet mouth sounds of the entire population eating

https://twitter.com/my___wheelhouse/status/1084048181099417600?s=21

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009













ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
TRUNT!!

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

i mean this is ABSOLUTELY gonna be the photo the 2068 holobooks use to sum up the trump presidency

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
He's such an amazingly cheap motherfucker, just incredible

I bet he tips like poo poo in restaurants too

Donald Trump is the President of the United States, good goddamn

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Trump serves chicken nugs in a Faberge egg

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
http://imgur.com/a/F5AEL1A

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Joementum posted:

four dominoes pizzas under a heatlamp served with silver tongs



Those packets of... something domino's branded sitting in a pile next to elegantly swirled napkins is... I don't know how I will ever forget this

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
yes including Thunkin Lunkin he'll become an icon

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

what a day

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



honestly never thought that the solar eclipse pic would be topped

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008




hmmm o i know

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

twoday posted:

hey I was gonna do that

yeah i think ur post primed me for it

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Amethyst posted:

Political boffin here. yeah my main hobby is posting about revolutions. die liberals! haha.

Anyway, I didn't know the basic facts of the french revolution until just yesterday,

welcoem to my subreddit please give me up votes

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck

Admiral Ray posted:

Trump serves chicken nugs in a Faberge egg

trump breaks a faberge egg over the side of the table, fills the intact half with ranch dressing to dip mcnuggets in

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Joementum posted:

the lincoln :thunk: in the background omg



Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

snack eater posted:

Donald knows how to get a good deal at Domino's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouG9cVhjPds

Ahaha... I remember

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

No loving way

I do not believe this day.

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Bilirubin posted:

I am so glad that this person/show/movement (?) that I just heard about for the first time last week is getting soundly dragged now.

There's nothing wrong with cleaning your place out and donating things you don't need. Her method of choosing what to keep doesn't translate well into writing bit it's effective and the whole "thank your old clothes for their service" is just a way of letting go, which is something people have trouble with from time to time.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Gazpacho posted:

Donald Trump and his fast food celebration!
He couldn't build a wall by proclamation.
The White House staff got an unpaid vacation
And the Tigers are in town tonight!

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
like it could not have cost that much more to get the thing professionally catered instead of giving everyone ccold fast food

Serf posted:

dunno what we're gonna do. he's got two teeth, and most of the foods he can chew are bad for his diabetes, and everyone around him is working full time jobs and we can't afford to put him in a decent nursing home

seems like we're just hosed

sorry man, that sucks.

Princess Died
Jun 29, 2017

Acelerion posted:

Art of the Meal

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


11.5 more months left in 2019 yall lol buckle up, it's gonna be a wild one

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
idk that this has the panache and verve of "orb", but "fine dishware mcdonalds" certainly conveys a sense of madness and the destruction of self

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







there HAVE to be more pizzas in the back right

like they just don't have enough room and there's some rule about stacking pizza boxes during a shutdown or something

right

RIGHT

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

2019 is going to own

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
me: *walks into Whitehouse* hey can i get a fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh
president: I Know What You Want.
me: Say It. Out Loud.
president: Borger

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
hahahaa

ahaahahahaahaa

i'm dead

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