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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:President Ocasio Cortez is going to have to demolish and rebuild the state dining room to get the filet-o-fish stink out of there. just give a few decades to air out like they did after andrew jackson's giant block of cheese
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Neukoln19 posted:Guy lighting the candle is like, really anxious about the optics not many people know this but fire is made of heat
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Pakistani politics posted:About a month or two ago someone posted an alleged video of Tulsi Gabbard in some kind of anti-gay commercial for Hawaii, and they look like they were about 10 years old. What was the deal with that? The tweet got buried under a mountain of chix tendies and sweet and sour (the best nug dip) it was reposted today. it's been lost in the mcdonald, wendys, and burger kings i believe she said she, "regrets" doing it and says she supports LGBTQ but uh yeah she didn't unequivally denounce it or her father's work. and believe it or not, it was in 1998 and she was 17. https://www.rollcall.com/news/campaigns/tulsi-gabbard-apologizes-for-past-anti-gay-activism-as-she-prepares-for-2020-race https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/13/politics/kfile-tulsi-gabbard-lgbt/index.html
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ScrubLeague posted:not many people know this but fire is made of heat fire old. hot. wall and wheel.
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ScrubLeague posted:not many people know this but fire is made of heat at this very prestigious dinner we have a lot of kindles a lot of kindles and also candles
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Pleased to announce that everyone reading this can now say that not only are they overqualified to be president, but also you have eaten a White House State Dinner in your car.
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Ayn Randi posted:the west wing has been officially renamed the buffalo wild wing, please update the tour guide materials accordingly lol
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Jan 15, 2019 06:27
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lol remember season 7 episode 2 when it was pretty heavily implied that Sam would have raped Rebecca if Frasier hasn’t been in the same room at the time? 80s TV was pretty hosed up. e: sorry wrong thread
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Jan 15, 2019 06:28
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Hnnnnnng. I am never going to stop finding this funny. This has definitely been one of the most hilarious things he’s done. Fancy Hat, please do the needful and give us the speech that Donnie gave welcoming the team to the Feast of Fillets ‘O Fish.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:A fat moron that has never worked a day in his life for his billions of dollars is currently forcing people to work for free while he serves stale McDonald's off of silver platters in honor of a football game.  
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Jan 15, 2019 06:35
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Jan 15, 2019 06:37
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Jan 15, 2019 06:39
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I hope there’s an outbreak of food poisoning. It would be hilarious mainly because the White House would try to make it sound like it was actually a good thing. Also the “I poo poo MYSELF ON PURPOSE” tweet would be real life and satire would Truly be dead.
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Jan 15, 2019 06:41
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your actual real life president served mcdonalds to guests on historic silverware in the state dining room of the white house, in a scene that would be hammy in a mass market comedy film lol
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Jan 15, 2019 06:42
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The Glumslinger posted:Trump's lunch got delivered *In Charleton Heston voice* Truly, he was a C-SPAM mod...
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Leslie Nielsen couldn’t have done it better
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Ayn Randi posted:your actual real life president served mcdonalds to guests on historic silverware in the state dining room of the white house, in a scene that would be hammy in a mass market comedy film triggered, lib? 
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those photos, this event, they're forever. there is no undoing any of this. trump will never leave you, that's america from now until our balls return from the cosmos to a radiated and sterile earth. lol.
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Ayn Randi posted:your actual real life president served mcdonalds to guests on historic silverware in the state dining room of the white house, in a scene that would be hammy in a mass market comedy film I feel bad for the Veep writers
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Ayn Randi posted:those photos, this event, they're forever. there is no undoing any of this. trump will never leave you, that's america from now until our balls return from the cosmos to a radiated and sterile earth. lol. the honored office of the President of the U..;phshfaaaaaaaa alahahaha lol
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Jan 15, 2019 06:51
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The Glumslinger posted:I feel bad for the Veep writers We spent a whole year writing the script and he just... tweeted it out.
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tpink posted:Hnnnnnng. THEYRE CALL[D FISH DELIGHTS YOU DUMB MOTHER
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Jan 15, 2019 06:53
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The Glumslinger posted:I feel bad for the Veep writers this is a sentiment I've been seeing a lot from fiction writers who I follow. it's hard to write real world based fiction when everything is changing in strange unprecedented ways and is getting dumber and weirder with every passing day. you can't say for sure what's to come, but it's a good bet it's fuckin nuts. everything you could write is obsolete a week after you write it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v4bM7BvKFg "I'm worth 10 hundred thousand billion million dollars and am the president of the country. Welcome to the White House. Here is a cold, $0.42 burger made of dead animal anuses with a side of ebola lettuce and week old fries in a cup. HAVE A GOOD TIME!"
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tardwrangler posted:Signs and wonders And lo, I beheld a great multitude, which no man could number, of all Big Macs, and Whoppers, and dipping sauces, and Fish Delights, stacked before the throne, and before the Trmup, piled with fast food salads, and burgs in their boxes
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Captain Hygiene posted:And lo, I beheld a great multitude, which no man could number, of all Big Macs, and Whoppers, and dipping sauces, and Fish Delights, stacked before the throne, and before the Trmup, piled with fast food salads, and burgs in their boxes LOL he got 4 pizzas to feed >200lb college athletes
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uber_stoat posted:this is a sentiment I've been seeing a lot from fiction writers who I follow. it's hard to write real world based fiction when everything is changing in strange unprecedented ways and is getting dumber and weirder with every passing day. you can't say for sure what's to come, but it's a good bet it's fuckin nuts. everything you could write is obsolete a week after you write it. Ah, the Cyberpunk reasoning.
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There'd be spit in every burg if the SS weren't breathing down the cooks necks when they made that order. I'm sure they snuck in some pubes
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Xand_Man posted:LOL he got 4 pizzas to feed >200lb college athletes and all of em were 2 fisting it. 2 big macs in the hand plus 2 in the pockets. whole pizzas disappearing in seconds like a rat falling into a piranha tank.
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Jan 15, 2019 07:18
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Sources say that trump was really mad today because there was a long line to use the toilet
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Clogging the White House plumbing would be a good feat. You know they've had to upgrade it when Turmp moved in.
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lost in all this talk about fast food. apparently people are up in arms over this gillette commercial. guess the alt-right are not going to shave with gillette to own the libs from now on... https://twitter.com/Gillette/status/1084850521196900352
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uber_stoat posted:and all of em were 2 fisting it. 2 big macs in the hand plus 2 in the pockets. whole pizzas disappearing in seconds like a rat falling into a piranha tank. I’ve obtained previously unrevealed footage of this incident https://twitter.com/my___wheelhouse/status/1084048181099417600?s=21
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Avirosb posted:He could've just showed 'em this people bag on the appearance of this meal constantly but it’s actually an excellent example of a high end meal that has been prepared specifically to be inserted into the diners rectum.
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mcvey posted:There'd be spit in every burg if the SS weren't breathing down the cooks necks when they made that order. Was the SS even watching/caring? I just assume nobody cares and pretty much all security protocols are out the window with this administration
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