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Amazing Zimmo posted:Don't forget scope, no one has ever tried to do a game with this much scope Chris Roberts is desperately angling for the industry 'I tried my best' award. The participation trophy is the highest honor bestowed upon only the biggest of brains in the gaming industry. e- i got not cute pics as my cat is dying I think and just had a vet friend teach me how to scruff her or whatever and administer some cbd via dropper, as he hasn't eaten in 3 days, and boy have I tried every fancy mud bayfood before I gave up and just went with the trusted cbd. Morphix fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Im hyped for it. I just wish their co-marketed HOTAS delivered the goods. It’s looks too drat functional and elegant for my tastes.  It just falls so far short of ”the best new HOTAS concept in a decade...”  Just  that this abomination ever made it past the napkin phase...
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Lol I wonder what excuses the true believers will use to dismiss the accomplishments that CD Projekt has made. also: They may not have been building CP2077 "in earnest" before that, but they had some creative people who did a lot of thinking about what the game would be like and making plans for what they would do when they had the resources to start actually building a game, so it should totally count as development. Not like Star Citizen, where they spent their first few years collecting and counting all the money they were making and trying to figure out how to set up all their various international companies, and literally nobody there ever thought for a second about the game(s) they were going to make, like, at all. ....oh. Hang on, that one is probably true, isn't it?
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Amazing Zimmo posted:Don't forget scope, no one has ever tried to do a game with this much scope To quote Blackadder, that roadmap is the biggest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were added to the French marriage service.
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Jan 15, 2019 00:38
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EvilMerlin posted:Or... get this... don't go to Hurston. No Hurston, no choo choo I... what? Did you accidentally quote my post while you were trying to "Nuh-uh" somebody else's post, or are you literally a chat bot that has been trained on Citizenisms? I didn't say anything about trains.
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Jan 15, 2019 00:49
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G0RF posted:I just wish their co-marketed HOTAS delivered the goods. It’s looks too drat functional and elegant for my tastes. PS3 controller + M/KB for life
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Jan 15, 2019 00:55
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lol at Star Citizen boring that guys' kids. Like, my kid could spend hours in a Lego game hub level trying out the different characters. Not actually playing the game: just walking (and flying) around trying poo poo out. Games normally mesmerize kids. But SC has found a way to bore them. It's quite an accomplishment.
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EvilMerlin posted:There has been nothing to say otherwise. you bought into a game that is being designed away from what you want it to be, bit by bit
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peter gabriel posted:
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EvilMerlin posted:I play it as much as I play elite. Wait you play a boring-rear end four year old game as much as you play upcoming blockbuster AAAA SC? 
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Jason Sextro posted:it's ok, you have to expect a kickstarter campaign will promise everything and deliver nothing I've backed some known shippables and
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G0RF posted:I just wish their co-marketed HOTAS delivered the goods. It’s looks too drat functional and elegant for my tastes. For the longest time I thought that keyboard on the left side of the picture was somehow attached to the throttle, and it's a real bummer that it isn't if I'm honest
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Beet Wagon posted:For the longest time I thought that keyboard on the left side of the picture was somehow attached to the throttle, and it's a real bummer that it isn't if I'm honest hahaha I've seen that image couple times and I assumed the same. ...so I guess the follow-up question is, does that keyboard just sit in your lap while you simpit your life away? Do you buy some sort of swing away laptop holder and clamp the fucker on? I know the answer is "ive thought about this more than the designers ever did" but like how is that the answer.... well I guess it's no wonder the companies not around anymore.
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Beet Wagon posted:I admire your dedication to continuously missing the point. It's just willful ignorance, but not the hilariously unhinged kind that would make for an entertaining straw man for the thread. Goon: "A, B, C and D about Star Citizen are awful and a huge warning sign that the project is a scam that will never be finished." Marlin: "Let me respond to 25% of point B with CIG marketing speak, some vague promise from Chris, and my cold left out on the counter for days take on how Star Citizen is actually an amazing twitch space combat sim. Also, Hitler should have followed the Mediterranean strategy to knock England out of the war, instead of invading the Soviet Union. Then Rommel could have eventually taken over leadership of Germany and used the clean Wehrmacht to change the country from abjectly evil back to somewhat deplorable." colonelwest fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Beet Wagon posted:For the longest time I thought that keyboard on the left side of the picture was somehow attached to the throttle, and it's a real bummer that it isn't if I'm honest I think that, by far, my favorite part is the weird-shaped ATM keys kind of cantilevered over the top of the throttle-and-half-a-keyboard combo piece. I love how insanely awkward that would be to actually use- every time you punched one of those fuckers you'd knock your whole keyboard over. Also I like that the "F" key would be on a detached, fourth-or-fifth piece of gear off to one side of this setup, despite being literally the only button you have to press for 90% of the game mechanics.
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colonelwest posted:Goon: "A, B, C and D about Star Citizen are awful and a huge warning sign that the project is a scam that will never be finished." There are far more letters than that.
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Dementropy posted:
Bad Dragon checking in to see if there is enough crazy fandom to support it. Unfortunately they should have targeted an ankh shaped dildo instead since at least the failed scam Kickstarter Garriott is running had some women involved.
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G0RF posted:Will you be backing Ace Combat 7 this Friday? $60 and I understand it’s actually finished, playable and packing 50 hours of playable content, including 3 in VR if you’re so equipped. Anime Airforce 7 is looking pretty good. Looking forward to the jets geared out in anime girls because that's how I envision a real war today with Japan if it ever happened. Anime jets and schoolgirls with machine guns all the way to the core of the army, where the general or whatever the Japanese version is, is a 11 year old girl who identifies as a 2000 year old Hell demon. War with Japan would be very depressing for all the involved parties, and the reporters covering it would have a constant  going on. The whole world would be "Were winning... but...  we feel kind of bad about it really.."
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G0RF posted:I just wish their co-marketed HOTAS delivered the goods. It’s looks too drat functional and elegant for my tastes. I don't know about you, but I programmed my cyan Star Citizen logo button to order pizza. The big box pizza. Because there is some serious Star Citizening going on in this basement!
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The Titanic posted:Anime Airforce 7 is looking pretty good. Looking forward to the jets geared out in anime girls because that's how I envision a real war today with Japan if it ever happened. Anime jets and schoolgirls with machine guns all the way to the core of the army, where the general or whatever the Japanese version is, is a 11 year old girl who identifies as a 2000 year old Hell demon. Pretty sure the Koreans have more anime girls on their planes/helicopters than the Japanese. 
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The Titanic posted:Bad Dragon checking in to see if there is enough crazy fandom to support it. Unfortunately they should have targeted an ankh shaped dildo instead since at least the failed scam Kickstarter Garriott is running had some women involved. lol BD already made a "turtle" dong, and at least their terrifying sex monstrosity doesn't look like it came out of some nerd's cheeto-clogged 3D printer.
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Morphix posted:hahaha I've seen that image couple times and I assumed the same. Snap, I thought the exact same thing until I read this. Taking a closer look, I think the keyboard is meant to replace the throttle as a snap-on, which would have the added effect of reuniting it with its mate. Then you have to do something with the throttle, of course.
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Hey, Virtual Captain, thanks for uploading that episode to the RSS!
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Fashionable Jorts posted:Lol I wonder what excuses the true believers will use to dismiss the accomplishments that CD Projekt has made. Their expansions are too expensive. 
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The Titanic posted:Bad Dragon checking in to see if there is enough crazy fandom to support it. Unfortunately they should have targeted an ankh shaped dildo instead since at least the failed scam Kickstarter Garriott is running had some women involved. A pilgrim's cross except it is a dildo.
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:A pilgrim's cross except it is a dildo. You'd probably be surprised to find out they're one and the same already
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Store Citizer: It sounds like this ain't really the game for you
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EvilMerlin posted:Or... get this... don't go to Hurston. No Hurston, no choo choo Seriously? Don't go somewhere is your advice?
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Agony Aunt posted:Seriously? Don't go somewhere is your advice? look man, it's "obvious" you're not a game developer brain, so let me spell it out for you and your brain when the marketing arm of CIG tells us it's okay to go somehwere, that's where we will go. Until than, you're just spreading fud and hatred. foooooor shame
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Morphix posted:marketing arm of CIG CIG is a marketing department and a couple of Potemkin villages of "programmers" used to fool gullible visitors.
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This link has a reddit embedded video which shows off a glitch that has been happening since 2.0 days. Skip ahead to halfway I think to get the true experience https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/afzqfc/my_freelancer_was_possessed/
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Agony Aunt posted:Seriously? Don't go somewhere is your advice? The only way to win is not to pay but he's no refundian so for him the only way to win is not to play
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Well they did it. After ten years Star Citizen is finally out. Here's what we think: It's pretty (continue to page 2 for more) boring.
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AbstractNapper posted:Well they did it. After ten years Star Citizen is finally out. Here's what we think: It's pretty Post has too little space. Star Citizen is full of it.
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Even the loving hangars are broken  https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/broken-hangars
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