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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

ASenileAnimal posted:

good morning cspam how much leftovers does the president have

He'll let us know within an hour via his morning poo poo

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Mustached Demon posted:

lol oceans go anaerobic and we're dead. Not like civilization collapses dead but like we're all dead.

D
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A
D

Humans are no match for anaerobic bacteria and the poop gas they emit.

it is beautiful and fitting that farts end humanity

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Mustached Demon posted:

lol oceans go anaerobic and we're dead. Not like civilization collapses dead but like we're all dead.

D
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Humans are no match for anaerobic bacteria and the poop gas they emit.

So what's the loving hold up????

Goddamn, end the world already so I don't have to find a job.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

is the white house's plumber considered an essential employee? cause if not trump's gonna have a real lovely shutdown

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Dick Milhous Rock! posted:

honestly if I were Canada and the us actually started building their giant dumbass wall I'd start building one too because woo boy the United States is going to produce a lot of refugees when it goes

And boy are they gonna be assholes

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
A shutty shitdown

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

sir it looks like the only thing left over from yesterday are the salads

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

serving the Clemson football team fast food is probably the worst thing he’s ever done

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

euphronius posted:

serving the Clemson football team fast food is probably the worst thing he’s ever done

nah

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008

We got him

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

He's not morning tweeting because he's passed out surrounded by wrappers and cardboard containers and empty dipping sauces. Dude went straight up Caligula on those leftovers

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Good Soldier Svejk posted:

He's not morning tweeting because he's passed out surrounded by wrappers and cardboard containers and empty dipping sauces. Dude went straight up Caligula on those leftovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbTLejeD7Ik

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Slamhound posted:

So what's the loving hold up????

Goddamn, end the world already so I don't have to find a job.

Rbig dummiess got to have their little rapture drama first. The grift on that one is gonna be off the loving charts.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

He's not morning tweeting because he's passed out surrounded by wrappers and cardboard containers and empty dipping sauces. Dude went straight up Caligula on those leftovers

maybe we're not so different after all

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

serving the Clemson football team fast food is probably the worst thing he’s ever done

counterpoint, it's clemson

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
trump was so happy last night :3:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

euphronius posted:

serving the Clemson football team fast food is probably the worst thing he’s ever done

He's bringing the reality of the upcoming global collapse to America in a way they can understand.

mkultra419
May 4, 2005

Modern Day Alchemist
Pillbug
Reminder that he has a hotel with a restaurant capable of supplying large events literally three blocks from the White House. He easily could have had them cater it professionally instead of serving cold stale food.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

rear end cobra posted:

trump was so happy last night :3:

hope he shat himslef in his sleep

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
much better than president crookeds """spontaneous""" shutdown visit to mcdondalds where she'd struggle to order a chicken wrap in front of the 100 reporters

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

petit choux posted:

He's bringing the reality of the upcoming global collapse to America in a way they can understand.

good point

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





quote:

Sam Nunberg was purposely left behind at a McDonald’s because Nunberg’s special-order burger was taking too long. “Leave him,” Trump said. “Let’s go.” And they did.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mkultra419 posted:

Reminder that he has a hotel with a restaurant capable of supplying large events literally three blocks from the White House. He easily could have had them cater it professionally instead of serving cold stale food.

Not only capable, but routinely does. But that's for the people that matter.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



It would have literally been better, cheaper and classier to give them all a couple $15 gift cards, that's how dumb and lovely this was.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



:bisonyes:

I'm lovin' it.

SardonicTyrant has issued a correction as of 13:18 on Jan 15, 2019

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
shutting down the government until Chuck & Nancy agree to refill my Arch Card

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Kinda surprised Trump didn't order the band to play the national anthem before serving dinner last night

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



didn’t realize Clemson was an all-Jewish school

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Still lollin' about our special boy's big dinner

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shageletic posted:

i really do think unironically the hamburger thing owns

i don't get why its so shocking

am i trash

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

you're right

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Alright someone figure out which disciple is which journalist/political figure

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1085148593617555456?s=21

he’s awaken

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1085151045922234368?s=21

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

the d man's lucky furlough still counts as employment even though you don't get paid

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085144283437506560

trump

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Inspector Hound posted:

Alright someone figure out which disciple is which journalist/political figure

There all DOUBTING THOMASES!!!!!!!! #maga #thegreatawakening

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Which amounts to a whopping... 1000 jobs. Most of that money is either machinery or management

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