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BadOptics posted:I'm gonna just assume he had a stroke and combined hamburgers+borders into hamberders. Ministroke, happens a few times a day now.
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https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1084993643008663552?s=21 Glenn’s dislike of the US pushes him in weird directions.
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mlmp08 posted:https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1084993643008663552?s=21 This is Horse_Shoe_Theory.jpg right here
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Meanwhile, a dude in a Fixed it for you.
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I can genuinely say that the one thing I truly enjoy out of all this is the way Trump casually and effortlessly humiliates the people who work for him.
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 The ad in question that has these idiots losing their minds, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0 Sorry if an ad saying don't be a piece of poo poo is upsetting for you  Also, some good news. https://twitter.com/BrianneGorod/status/1085182217075216384 I work with a ton of census data so this is really good news for me. Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 15:50 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Pretty cool how the bar for being great is simply not being a rapist Nazi piece of poo poo these days. Pretty cool how people want the bar even lower.
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Carol Channing died.
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*Sarge circles up the squad behind the cover of a sandy berm* Alright, men, we got 3 Jerrys manning a machine gun in that bunker. They got the whole fuckin' beach-head pinned down, and those poor bastards in Charlie company are already headed in on their Higgins boats. If we don't take out that gun, they're toast. Williams, take Rogers and get ready to suppress them so we can close in. Baker, you grope that pretty lady. Really feel up that booty, you hear me? Horowitz, I'm gonna need you to verbally and physically abuse Rogers while he tries to suppress that MG nest. Perelli, collect up some extra grenades; you and I are gonna blow that MG nest sky-high. And Adams, you're a limp-dicked piece of poo poo who will never amount to anything. I took nude photos of you while you were blackout drunk and passed them out to the whole battalion. Now let's move out! *heroic music plays*
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Handsome Ralph posted:I work with a ton of census data so this is really good news for me. Fuckin pumped about this decision. Get hosed, racist assholes. Edit: Trump tweet quote:Great being with the National Champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the Shutdown I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc. Within one hour, it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters! facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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Guys are we absolutely certain trump wasn't in the military? Mcnugget sauce packets in a silver gravy boat is some serious e2 won the lottery poo poo.
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He went to a military school for a while. also NYT posted:From the moment 17-year-old Donald Trump was named a captain for his senior year at New York Military Academy, he ordered the officers under his command to keep strict discipline. Shoes had to be shined. Beds had to be made. Underclassmen had to spring to attention.
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mlmp08 posted:*Sarge circles up the squad behind the cover of a sandy berm* Oh my god I’m so close don’t stop now...
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LingcodKilla posted:Oh my god I’m so close don’t stop now... *throws grenade* Racial IQ is real!!!
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Hey everyone! Look at my Black Rifle Coffee mug! Let's you know I can be trusted to help you cover up after a rape.
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Casimir Radon posted:Hey everyone! Look at my Black Rifle Coffee mug! Let's you know I can be trusted to help you cover up after a rape. lol, remember when they said they were going to hire something like 10,000 veterans to try stick it to Starbucks and people immediately called bullshit.
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Handsome Ralph posted:lol, remember when they said they were going to hire something like 10,000 veterans to try stick it to Starbucks and people immediately called bullshit. New opportunity for when the wall gets constructed to have a black rifle covfefe every mile of the wall.
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Handsome Ralph posted:lol, remember when they said they were going to hire something like 10,000 veterans to try stick it to Starbucks and people immediately called bullshit. Starbucks has got to have 10,000 veterans already. Also, I hear Starbucks is pretty good for a fast food job Otoh I bet BLACK RIFLE coffee co is a pretty lovely place to work if you're not a chud or chud-adjacent
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DownByTheWooter posted:Starbucks has got to have 10,000 veterans already. Also, I hear Starbucks is pretty good for a fast food job one of the better reviews from indeed: Sales Associate (Former Employee) – Salt Lake City, UT – February 13, 2018 It's a high turnover place, employees come and go often. Available benefits plan is expensive in comparison to salaries. Many single points of failure in family members hired to important positions. Misleading and arguably dishonest marketing. Would exercise caution when considering association or employment. Pros occasional free lunch, access to events or concert tickets, coffee Cons healthcare, management, work environment
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This is the ad they're filling their diapers about?
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:This is the ad they're filling their diapers about? I felt like it was a pretty good ad. But then again I’m a father trying not to raise Republicans.
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They're making GBS threads themselves in fury over THE FREE MARKET deciding it's now the majority social stance to not be sexpesting pieces of poo poo. It's an implicit rebuke to them not doing it and proof that society is moving on without them. Not a comfortable feeling for groups of people used to society being biased towards them at every single level. They are, of course, also completely incapable of putting those feelings in to words and considering the situation because of the very existence of toxic masculinity in the first place, so you get the diaper-filling performative anger.
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Trump doesn't know what the hell to do against unified opposition. https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1085218168430346240?s=19 By now, his cycle of whining and bullshitting usually gets him a "win" or some way out. Pelosi ain't giving poo poo and for once, the rank and file Democrats have a spine.
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I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300.
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facialimpediment posted:Trump doesn't know what the hell to do against unified opposition. "seek asylum in their home country" I'm not sure that word means what they think it means
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300. Largest reception ever!
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:"seek asylum in their home country" Seek Arkham Asylum in their home country.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300. Washington Post has an amazing piece up on this. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/15/president-trumps-extravagant-sandwich-celebration-clemson-university/ quote:There is one other asterisk worth noting. In other comments, Trump — in true Trump fashion — suddenly more than tripled the hamburger count.
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facialimpediment posted:Trump doesn't know what the hell to do against unified opposition. Nobody wanted to come eat the leftover mcdonalds.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I like how he says there were over a thousand burgers there. CNN was saying the count was closer to 300.
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As Nero Danced posted:Nobody wanted to come eat the leftover mcdonalds. Trump already said all the burgers were gone within an hour. Which means he cheaped out and didn't even buy enough for the Clemson players to start with.
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ZombieApostate posted:Trump already said all the burgers were gone within an hour. Which means he cheaped out and didn't even buy enough for the Clemson players to start with. I kinda want to experiment and get one of each item and let it sit for 90 minutes then eat them to really get that experience of eating at the whitehouse.
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