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Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Wanna sir drop that clawbro into a terrorist training camp and bombard them with “Ring of Fire” at peak volume until he has nothing left to destroy

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Bust Rodd posted:

Wanna sir drop that clawbro

go back to reddit

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Went stonecrabbin' this weekend. This guy was too little to take but he was cute so I snapped his picture



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Beet Wagon posted:

Went stonecrabbin' this weekend. This guy was too little to take but he was cute so I snapped his picture





:3:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I saw a lady crabbin by hand with scuba.

She got pinched super badly.

It was pretty funny.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001
Stopped by San Francisco and ordered this deliciously crabby dish.

Dungenous crab fat with sour dough.

GlassEye-Boy fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Dec 19, 2018

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah that’s not healthy for you. The toxins than can be found in crabs focus in their fat/butter.
Avoid eating that frequently.

GlassEye-Boy
Jul 12, 2001

LingcodKilla posted:

Yeah that’s not healthy for you. The toxins than can be found in crabs focus in their fat/butter.
Avoid eating that frequently.

Alota things aren’t good for you, don’t need to be let it keep you from eating the delicious.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


GlassEye-Boy posted:

Alota things aren’t good for you, don’t need to be let it keep you from eating the delicious.

The toxins store in your fat and never get flushed out.

I eat over 50 crabs a year and avoid the butter.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

LingcodKilla posted:

The toxins store in your fat and never get flushed out.

I eat over 50 crabs a year and avoid the butter.

And if a serial killer wouldn’t even do it...

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





LingcodKilla posted:

I saw a lady crabbin by hand with scuba.

She got pinched super badly.

It was pretty funny.

I’ve been nailed pretty badly a couple times lol, it’s never not funny, except that time I had to temporarily give up my glove to surface and catch a breath, but I got the last laugh on that one

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Beet Wagon posted:

I’ve been nailed pretty badly a couple times lol, it’s never not funny, except that time I had to temporarily give up my glove to surface and catch a breath, but I got the last laugh on that one

I was on the dock and saw a giant flume of bubbles come to the surface then she shot out of the water spitting out her regulator screaming with a big boi clamped to her palm.

Sometimes you get the crab, sometimes the crab gets you lol

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Thread's giving me a hankering for battlecrab sci-fi again

E: ugghnnnn gently caress now I got a story in my head. I ain't making any promises because I'm mercurial as hell about these things but I might do a little writing again here soon

Honky Dong Country fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Dec 20, 2018

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

I was asked to draw a crab wielding swords.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


my cat is norris posted:

I was asked to draw a crab wielding swords.



I’d keep him snippy and wield the claws with a pair of feet.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





went to the aquarium today and this Very Big Boy made me think of crab crew

https://i.imgur.com/jIcXMoi.gifv

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

So big! What's he doing? The way his claws are stepping about looks almost like the equivalent of kitty biscuits. Is he filtering through the dirt for edibles?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

my cat is norris posted:

So big! What's he doing? The way his claws are stepping about looks almost like the equivalent of kitty biscuits. Is he filtering through the dirt for edibles?

Looks like it yeah. It's kicking dirt into its mouthparts and sorting through it.

naem
May 29, 2011

a cranmb who poop in he own mouth (a good cranmb)

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Can barnacles be in the crab thread too?

They are upside down sticky crabs.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Does that barnacle have barnacles?

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


No it has googly eyes snails.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Flannelette posted:

Can barnacles be in the crab thread too?

They are upside down sticky crabs.

1# food for rock crabs

Sometimes your family is your worse nightmare

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

LingcodKilla posted:

1# food for rock crabs

Sometimes your family is your worse nightmare

Family? Son they aren't even from the same class.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


LifeSunDeath posted:

Next time do DMT, realize the crabs are singing objects into existence and predicate all life but are humble gods feeding on the dregs of their production.

gently caress....

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/coffinvixen/status/1084180626956140544

also please enjoy this t-shirt I saw on Saturday

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
I have an app for that!




Last common ancestor was 530 million years ago.

:spergin:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

crob

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Zesty posted:

I have an app for that!




Last common ancestor was 530 million years ago.

:spergin:

I need this app what is it??

naem
May 29, 2011


cranmbs

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Mak0rz posted:

I need this app what is it??

TimeTree 4

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Zesty posted:

TimeTree 4

Doesn't seem to be an Android version but I did find timetree.org so I'll use that. thanks phylo nerd friend!

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
:spergin::hf::spergin:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
SNIP SNIP MOTHER FUCKERS

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






BaconCopter posted:

SNIP SNIP MOTHER FUCKERS

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Timmy Age 6
Jul 23, 2011

Lobster says "mrow?"

Ramrod XTreme
Oh man oh man oh man how have I only now found this thread.


crab friends get hugs

https://i.imgur.com/EWvGkYb.gifv



I greatly enjoy crabs. I like to meet them in the wild, both on land and underwater.

Cardisoma guanhomi - hurts like hell when they pinch, but I deserved it


Libinia emarginata - spider crabs are generally great

Sometimes they come home with me. I figure that letting them have a few extra months of growth without risk of predators is a fair trade for their keeping me company.

Menippe mercenaria - probably shouldn't have regulated species at home, but... she grew a whole bunch, seemed happy, and then I let her go when she got to be too much crab for my tank.


Libinia emarginata again - my personal crab naming scheme is that all crabs are Clever Crab, except for spider crabs, which are Stupid Crab. Stupid Crab is seen here trying to hide in the filter. Sometimes it would use food for a hat. Not the most effective camouflage.


More temperate friends! The rock crab Cancer irroratus and the Jonah crab C. borealis. The easiest way to tell the two species apart is to pick them up. Jonah crabs fold up and wait for you to get bored and leave, and rock crabs flail around and try to harm you.

Horseshoe crabs aren't really crabs, but they're fun to mock in the lab as they battle their nemesis, the right angle.


I used to work on spiny lobsters and currently work with clawed lobsters - not crabs either, so I'll try not to post too much of them.


https://i.imgur.com/5BqUkR0.gifv
And awaaaaaaay!

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Your east coast crabs are strange to me.

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