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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Go back in time to 1937 or so, telling BuOrd that the Mk 14 generally, and the Mk 6 exploder specifically were complete poo poo.

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Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Nothingtoseehere posted:

Nukes not being developed in WW2 is interesting, because would we have the taboos against their use and perceived seriousness on their use if they hadn't (been see to) end WW2? Because they'd be developed eventually.

I think the perceived seriousness about nuclear weapons emerged only a while after WWII. But the postwar effects would certainly be complicated, we might have seen them used in Korea.

EDIT: But I mean there not being any urgency to do the Manhattan project means you save an expenditure equivalent to 1/3 the US spending on tanks, so it's pretty significant, and then you add in stuff like not losing the Norwegian resistance on operations to attack heavy water programs. I think a lot of 'focus on this thing strategically' type things would realistically have been (partially) countered eventually if the allies really focused on it.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jan 15, 2019

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

zoux posted:

Seriously? Talk about the iron law of institutions

The level of dysfunction in Imperial Japan is the kind of thing people would boo at the Galactic Empire doing because that's just too batshit and unrealistically stupid.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the Kwantung Army is wild

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cythereal posted:

The level of dysfunction in Imperial Japan is the kind of thing people would boo at the Galactic Empire doing because that's just too batshit and unrealistically stupid.

yeah, truth is always stranger than fiction

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

MrYenko posted:

Go back in time to 1937 or so, telling BuOrd that the Mk 14 generally, and the Mk 6 exploder specifically were complete poo poo.

They would nod their heads and smile, wait for you to leave and then do nothing about it.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah, truth is always stranger than fiction

It's why I doubt there will ever be a movie about Taffy 3. An incredible bit of military history and courage that's just too drat bizarre for Hollywood to contemplate.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I remember watching Breach, based on the Robert Hanssen affair, and afterwards I thought it was pretty good but they obviously put in a bunch of Hollywood esque action and suspense set pieces. So when I checked to find out what actually happened it was actually dead on with the movie.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

MrYenko posted:

Go back in time to 1937 or so, telling BuOrd that the Mk 14 generally, and the Mk 6 exploder specifically were complete poo poo.

Yeah they wouldn't do poo poo about this.

You need to find someone in this timeline that knows what you can offer and is smart enough to help facilitate that. A prominent scientist is your best bet. Feynman is my go to in this situation.

Ice Fist
Jun 20, 2012

^^ Please send feedback to beefstache911@hotmail.com, this is not a joke that 'stache is the real deal. Serious assessments only. ^^

I think an addendum needs to be added to this time travel experiment: The person/people you're warning is going to 100% believe you. Otherwise most of us are going to be ignored, arrested, or shot.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

All of these ideas are things the Allies already knew.

In 1942 you tell the US/UK that they're going to win the war, but everything in Europe not occupied by Western forces is going to get occupied by the Red Army and turned into a new Russian Empire that you will spend the next 40 years squaring off against. You tell them to tune down their help to Russia, to take seriously Churchill's ideas about attacking the 'soft underbelly' through the Mediterranean, and that regardless of what happens in the tripartite conferences they are going to have to race for Europe when the the Axis start collapsing.

PS. Stalin knows about the bomb.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Alchenar posted:

All of these ideas are things the Allies already knew.

In 1942 you tell the US/UK that they're going to win the war, but everything in Europe not occupied by Western forces is going to get occupied by the Red Army and turned into a new Russian Empire that you will spend the next 40 years squaring off against. You tell them to tune down their help to Russia, to take seriously Churchill's ideas about attacking the 'soft underbelly' through the Mediterranean, and that regardless of what happens in the tripartite conferences they are going to have to race for Europe when the the Axis start collapsing.

PS. Stalin knows about the bomb.

This sounds like a way to make things a lot worse.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
really begs the question who was worse nazis or communists

(trick question: the answer is the british empire)

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Comrade Koba posted:

In order not to further derail the Milhist thread,
Everyone who wants to talk about the Norse religion:
we have an entire other thread about religion, it is where you post if you want to discuss religion online without assholes

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Jan 15, 2019

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
I know I'm late to this but I finally got around to seeing Fury, which was great, but what exactly was wrong with it? I feel like they would have had more artillery and air support in 1945 but other than that, it doesn't seem that crazy outside of the end.

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

I know I'm late to this but I finally got around to seeing Fury, which was great, but what exactly was wrong with it? I feel like they would have had more artillery and air support in 1945 but other than that, it doesn't seem that crazy outside of the end.

The 76mm on the Easy Eights the main characters use can penetrate a Tiger frontally at 700m.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

RocknRollaAyatollah posted:

I know I'm late to this but I finally got around to seeing Fury, which was great, but what exactly was wrong with it?

Link to an article with a WWII tanker's take on the movie.

Another similar article.

Content warning: Mention of Tank Destroyers.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

Fangz posted:

The 76mm on the Easy Eights the main characters use can penetrate a Tiger frontally at 700m.

that and the entire last battle was sorta kinda unrealistic.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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khwarezm posted:

I've seen the opposite plenty of times but never that.
i'm thinking about a guy i knew from ACW reenactment loonnng ago who went from Ayn Rand atheist to fundamentalist Christian to Amway believer. One year in each belief system. Great dude but what was up with THAT?

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

HEY GUNS posted:

i'm thinking about a guy i knew from ACW reenactment loonnng ago who went from Ayn Rand atheist to fundamentalist Christian to Amway believer. One year in each belief system. Great dude but what was up with THAT?

Some people are just looking for something to believe in.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

zoux posted:

Additionally, on your trip throughout history, you decide to help all kinds of sides. What war would've turned out the most differently had one side or another known one simple fact beforehand?
"Wallenstein isn't a traitor, just a douchebag. He's still the best person you will ever have (years 1500-1918 inclusive) to feed and supply your army. But he dying lol"

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jan 15, 2019

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

These are really interesting, thanks for posting them.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Alchenar posted:

All of these ideas are things the Allies already knew.

In 1942 you tell the US/UK that they're going to win the war, but everything in Europe not occupied by Western forces is going to get occupied by the Red Army and turned into a new Russian Empire that you will spend the next 40 years squaring off against. You tell them to tune down their help to Russia, to take seriously Churchill's ideas about attacking the 'soft underbelly' through the Mediterranean, and that regardless of what happens in the tripartite conferences they are going to have to race for Europe when the the Axis start collapsing.

PS. Stalin knows about the bomb.

The Soft Underbelly would have made the world better for wargamers because it provides a balkan clusterfuck scenario where basically every ww2 allied power and every axis european except Finland can all duke it out. Free france vs hungarians. Sikhs with T-34 support. GIs and communist yugoslavs vs SS cossacks.

Edgar Allen Ho fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jan 15, 2019

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

Ice Fist posted:

I think an addendum needs to be added to this time travel experiment: The person/people you're warning is going to 100% believe you. Otherwise most of us are going to be ignored, arrested, or shot.

If I had that kind of superpower I'd go to Hitler and tell him the Ratte is an awesome idea that will win the war.

Biffmotron
Jan 12, 2007

Thread favorite The Wages of Destruction is $2 on Kindle today. Here's hoping it's as good as everyone says.

Also, count me in as another guy who really likes Gibson's The Perfect War: Technowar in Vietnam. I think it's a lot stronger of an argument about why America lost than either quagmire theory or the revisionists.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Fangz posted:

If I had that kind of superpower I'd go to Hitler and tell him the Ratte is an awesome idea that will win the war.

Mr Chancellor, if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

Biffmotron posted:

Also, count me in as another guy who really likes Gibson's The Perfect War: Technowar in Vietnam. I think it's a lot stronger of an argument about why America lost than either quagmire theory or the revisionists.

As the resident Vietnam guy, yes, the book is outstanding. It deserves to be a thread-favorite.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Fangz posted:

This sounds like a way to make things a lot worse.

Yeah maybe don't mess with our current reality where humanity didn't obliterate itself in a nuclear Holocaust. A word in Lenin or Trotsky's ear around 1920 might have interesting effects, though.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
bring modern medication to wallenstein and tilly, although tilly was old as hell to soldier by the standards of 2018 too

i could try to tell them all to drink less, or at least switch to beer, but they wouldn't listen

Dwanyelle
Jan 13, 2008

ISRAEL DOESN'T HAVE CIVILIANS THEY'RE ALL VALID TARGETS
I'm a huge dickbag ignore me

Epicurius posted:

They did, but Germany had social welfare programs since the 1880s.

I think there's probably room for a good look at Nazi social programs (Strength through Joy, the Labor Service and German Labor Front, the Hitler Youth and League of German Girls, Winter Relief, etc), the way that the Nazis used mass mobilization, and the attempts to build a "people's community.", and the way they were influenced by both "left wing" and "right wing antecedents.

The problem comes that this discussion is often not held in good faith. There's a lot of "The Nazis were socialist! That's just another example of the evils of socialism!" on the one hand, and on the other, theres the tendency to go, "Well, actually, the Nazis were just the natural progression of capitalism and I think you'll see that the left never does anything wrong."

It's just become a toxic debate.

No doubt, that makes it sad. :(

I mean, I'm like...actually kinda socialist and lgbt, I do not like nazis, trust me!

But I would like to know more about it.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Nenonen posted:

You can have my time machine, go kill Hitler

*hitler-einstein-handshake.gifv*

Mazz
Dec 12, 2012

Orion, this is Sperglord Actual.
Come on home.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

*hitler-einstein-handshake.gifv*

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4

Mazz fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Jan 15, 2019

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

zoux posted:

There's for sure a kill Hitler book where killing Hitler only ushers in a worse guy than him

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_History_(novel)

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011

Fangz posted:

and then you add in stuff like not losing the Norwegian resistance on operations to attack heavy water programs.

The Vemrok raid was an unbridled success accomplished with no casualties, and Milorg and XU remained strong throughout the war, what are you talking about?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Alchenar posted:

All of these ideas are things the Allies already knew.

In 1942 you tell the US/UK that they're going to win the war, but everything in Europe not occupied by Western forces is going to get occupied by the Red Army and turned into a new Russian Empire that you will spend the next 40 years squaring off against. You tell them to tune down their help to Russia, to take seriously Churchill's ideas about attacking the 'soft underbelly' through the Mediterranean, and that regardless of what happens in the tripartite conferences they are going to have to race for Europe when the the Axis start collapsing.

PS. Stalin knows about the bomb.

There's also the other play: tell American strategists that the Soviet Union totally knows about the bomb, and will be able to develop a nuclear weapon within 5 years, and you cannot rely on being the sole nuclear power for any prolonged period of time. Further, bombs will be miniaturized, ICBMs will exist, you will be at risk of nuclear attack.

That leaves some interesting options:
1) Reconciliation with the Soviets, attempting to stave off Stalin's paranoia somehow , and trying to avoid a cold war nuclear standoff. This is probably the utilitarian 'best option for humanity as a whole' option, but good luck convincing Congress to fund it. I really wonder what Germany would have wound up looking like if West Germany wasn't built up to serve as a buffer state.
2) Sunday Punch the Soviet Union before they complete the bomb. Despite how horrific this would have been, there were a lot of people that thought this was worth being prepared to do. The pessimist in me suspects that, knowing the Soviets would one day get the bomb, this would be the preferred option, at least by the American military establishment.
3) Do nothing: after all your time traveller tells you that the Soviet Union collapsed without a nuclear apocalypse, so I guess this is plenty attractive.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jan 15, 2019

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

HEY GUNS posted:

bring modern medication to wallenstein and tilly, although tilly was old as hell to soldier by the standards of 2018 too

i could try to tell them all to drink less, or at least switch to beer, but they wouldn't listen

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/living-donor-liver-transplant/pyc-20384846

Your time machine has space magic that allows this to be performed without them noticing, but it has to be your liver...

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

LatwPIAT posted:

The Vemrok raid was an unbridled success accomplished with no casualties, and Milorg and XU remained strong throughout the war, what are you talking about?

Hmm, maybe I confused this all with Nazi reprisals after Anthropoid?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/living-donor-liver-transplant/pyc-20384846

Your time machine has space magic that allows this to be performed without them noticing, but it has to be your liver...
the liver regenerates, you would end up plugging the donors into this over and over like some sort of Golden-Throne scenario

Fangz
Jul 5, 2007

Oh I see! This must be the Bad Opinion Zone!

PittTheElder posted:

There's also the other play: tell American strategists that the Soviet Union totally knows about the bomb, and will be able to develop a nuclear weapon within 5 years, and you cannot rely on being the sole nuclear power for any prolonged period of time. Further, bombs will be miniaturized, ICBMs will exist, you will be at risk of nuclear attack.

That leaves some interesting options:
1) Reconciliation with the Soviets, attempting to stave off Stalin's paranoia somehow , and trying to avoid a cold war nuclear standoff. This is probably the utilitarian 'best option for humanity as a whole' option, but good luck convincing Congress to fund it. I really wonder what Germany would have wound up looking like if West Germany wasn't built up to serve as a buffer state.
2) Sunday Punch the Soviet Union before they complete the bomb. Despite how horrific this would have been, there were a lot of people that thought this was worth being prepared to do. The pessimist in me suspects that, knowing the Soviets would one day get the bomb, this would be the preferred option, at least by the American military establishment.
3) Do nothing: after all your time traveller tells you that the Soviet Union collapsed without a nuclear apocalypse, so I guess this is plenty attractive.

There's also the even worse possibility of option 4), prop up the Nazis.

Like this is happening before Casablanca, doing a separate peace with Hitler has not yet been taken off the table.

Starting the Cold War *during* WWII is bad.

Fangz fucked around with this message at 21:37 on Jan 15, 2019

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
so how do we do 1) and would it have to involve assassinating stalin
i'm haunted by the fact that we offered marshall plan aid to the ostblock as well, they just didn't take it

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