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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

steinrokkan posted:

I wouldn't give Emilia Clarke credit for being lovely in a role that calls for being lovely, since she's been lovely n the same way in literally all her roles outside GoT as well.

Maybe not her, but definitely credit to the casting directors. A good actress would be hard-pressed to convey the same lack of charisma.

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proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
I hope a giant steps on some more people.

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Emilia Clarke's acting oozes of entitlement, unearned superiority and unconvincing displays of bravado. That's exactly how Daenerys should be portrayed and I can't believe people are dogging on it. Same with Jon Snow being a total moron and Bran being a soulless husk.

She's basically smug fantasy Hillary especially her smug sense of destiny and entitlement.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

The Dennis System posted:

She looks like Michael Jackson.
Yeah ok

I don’t mind, I’m still gonna “beat it”

:lol:

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Bran warged into Tommen every single time he came inside Margaery, which is the real reason why Tommen killed himself.

Change my mind.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SciFiDownBeat posted:

Last episode should be ygritte coming back to life (but not undead, like fully alive and functioning like Jon snow when he did it) and her and Jon loving for the rest of the ep run time. By that point all the other characters are dead so we have no else to cut to. just a long rear end sex scene. And It's perfectly okay because kit harringtonb and rose leslie are married irl,

That's the edge Game of Thrones needs to reclaim its, er, throne as the King of TV

Full blown unsimulated rawdogging between a man and wife, not even acting, just calling eachother by their real names and poo poo while a narrator (I recommend tyrion) describes what's happening in lurid detail

A series renowned for pushing the limits crosses in to the final frontier

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Also, the robot who's firing the anti-aircraft gun at the dragon is Bronn, obviously

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Dumb Lowtax posted:

Also, the robot who's firing the anti-aircraft gun at the dragon is Bronn, obviously

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


I miss Ramsay Bolton

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Gresh posted:

I miss Ramsay Bolton



he'll make a good zombie

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



we will be rooting for all our favorite dead characters as they sack king's landing under the night king's banner

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
If there aren't some zombies of dead mains, I will be upset.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Waltzing Along posted:

If there aren't some zombies of dead mains, I will be upset.

I bet Cap'n Hold Da Door will be one. Maybe even kill Bran's body while he's warged in one of the dragons. Like poetry.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Solice Kirsk posted:

I bet Cap'n Hold Da Door will be one. Maybe even gently caress Bran's body while he's warged in one of the dragons. Like poetry.

Sounds good

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I hope a hodor steps on some people

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I wanna see hodors zombie dong

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

remember when we got the origin story for hodor's name?











boy that was dumb

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I mean, it wasn't any of Arya's story post season 4 stupid, but yeah. Pretty stupid.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8JGyB1mkSY

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Didn't expect that.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

PathAsc posted:

I hope a hodor steps on some more people

Same, but a giant

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

El_Elegante posted:

Same, but a giant

He's a half giant in d&d so there's that

It's deffo a fetish too! Double points

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821570&userid=75670

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Same.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

Same

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
lol remember hold door

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

steinrokkan posted:

lol remember hold door

Yeah man so fuckin sad.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

white people out of westeros

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Waltzing Along posted:

I wanna see hodors zombie dong

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL


Hail the flesh

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I also hope a giant steps on some more people.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Bran warged into Tommen every single time he came inside Margaery, which is the real reason why Tommen killed himself.

Change my mind.

Tommen died a virgin

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, it wasn't any of Arya's story post season 4 stupid, but yeah. Pretty stupid.

So was Dorne. And Dany suddenly controlling her dragons. Pretty much all past 4 was loving stupid.

Durrrr I'm Littlefinger Imma give my prize possession to Ramsay Snoooow!

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Communist Walrus posted:

remember when we got the origin story for hodor's name?











boy that was dumb

this was posted in 2014, two years before that episode:

quote:

The final time we ended up together, the conversation went like this:

Me: I finally figured out why you have a character named "Hodor."

Martin: Oh?

Me: I was thinking about your comment about wanting to be an elevator operator. It's clear to me now that "Hodor" is short for "Hold the door."

Martin: (laughing) You don't know how close to the truth you are!

So there you have it. If we ever learn why Hodor says "Hodor" (which, as readers know, is not his given name) and it has something to do with elevators, remember: You read it here first.

just another layer of dumb for you :)

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The first episode of the new season is gonna suuuuuuck

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Glenn Quebec posted:

The first episode of the new season is gonna suuuuuuck

same but every episode of every season

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how they would know what hodor meant. for the people in their timeline it was just gibberish from a young dude with mental issues? bran wargin in it to things is not a metaphorical thing? the creepy bastard can actually travel in time? what the gently caress thats dumb

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Glenn Quebec posted:

The first episode of the new season is gonna suuuuuuck

episode 1-3 will suck
episode 4 will be a real good character focused piece
episode 5 will be a dumb but awesome action spectacular
episode 6 will keep getting pushed back as more & more of the cast get metoo'd and this series will never loving end

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i hope martin gets meetooed

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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

DoctorGonzo posted:

how they would know what hodor meant. for the people in their timeline it was just gibberish from a young dude with mental issues? bran wargin in it to things is not a metaphorical thing? the creepy bastard can actually travel in time? what the gently caress thats dumb

Yeah it's literal time travel. He also has to pop into that king who started the civil war and start screaming "burn them all" before he croaks.

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