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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Ok, hold up y'all.

A guy on my local radio station said one of the photos or videos of the Whitehouse foodparty has a Clemson player in frame watching porn.

I need a super sleuth to find this.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Powershift posted:

why are the republicans turning on King now? he has been saying super racist poo poo for years now

It's election season. They need a sacrifice to prove how not racist they are.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:supaburn::supaburn::supaburn:

https://twitter.com/Jackthejiant/status/1084982102880325634?s=19

Gutter Phoenix
Jul 23, 2013

I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Suck their dicks so good they need your dicksucking to get off and then tell them that you'll never suck their dicks again unless they vote for Antifa Supersoldier candidates like Kamala Harris.

Start with me, I'm a v. conservatives

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Blast of Confetti posted:

someone pull up that tweet of the guy with no government experience mansplaining her and getting destroyed in the comments

The guy's from Australia.

https://twitter.com/IEChukwudi/status/1084258425880625153

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

If America survives Trump, the phrase "In America, anyone can become president" is going to be extra funny. Some people will shudder when they hear it

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
mods plz rename me Ignatius Chudwookie

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Calico Heart posted:

lol if you ever feel like your President is a huge loser think about this;

On live television, the leader of my country just had a deal with her name on it voted down 200-434, the biggest lost on a parliamentary vote in over 100 years. The leader of the opposition immediately delivered a speech degrading and demeaning her before calling for a vote of no confidence that was unilaterally supported and will take place tomorrow.

That's a lol. Trump isn't even smart enough to comprehend ever getting wrecked so hard.

Correction: the biggest loss ever

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Mr Trump, what is your favorite meal?

"MacDolan's Goodburger Supreme!"

(later on Twitter)

"The phony fake failing media news is focusing on my goodburger statement rather than the failing bad border crisis where browns and "Injuns" can come over!"

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'm almost 500 posts behind and not sure if this has been posted yet, but I'm gonna post it again:

https://twitter.com/Tom_Schad/status/1084960809053245442

BURGERS!!! PILED UP A MILE HIGH!!!

Let the PLAYERS eat what they want!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is really really good

https://mobile.twitter.com/JalenElrod/status/1085226199452971013

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
https://twitter.com/PaulLeeTicks/status/1085225105129582592

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I shouldn't feel hope but I felt hope. And hearing all of those names made me legit tear up god dang it this country sucks

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

someone needs to make a wikipedia article for this historic feast. Served on the loving Lincoln silver service lmao

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

https://twitter.com/JoePadula/status/1085194959446102023

That player wasn't even there, and that quote is completely fake


It probably says something about something that so many people imagine chilled lettuce broth or something as the only alternative to Baconators and Dominos.

spaceblancmange
Apr 19, 2018

#essereFerrari

drat it, I slept through hamberders, I'm guessing like coveffe, that 8 hours later it is no longer funny.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1085229506674216960

this country is hosed

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

spaceblancmange posted:

drat it, I slept through hamberders, I'm guessing like coveffe, that 8 hours later it is no longer funny.

Time moves fast in the hell dimension.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

haha cable news knows it's audience

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

spaceblancmange posted:

drat it, I slept through hamberders, I'm guessing like coveffe, that 8 hours later it is no longer funny.

8 seconds later it was no longer funny

now the pictures of the President’s Fast Food Celebration, on the other hand...

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Apologies to any Oklahoma goons

https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1085275055066468352


quote:

Newly elected Republican Gov. Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma attended an “Inaugural Prayer Service” today, during which he declared that it is his mission to align the state “with what God is doing in Oklahoma,” while his wife proclaimed that it is their responsibility “to go our into our state and save people and bring people to” Jesus.

“It’s not about me. This is something, I pray and I tell our team when we get together, we have an opportunity to join in with what God is doing in Oklahoma. We’re going to engage the non-profits and the churches to really heal and solve some of these social issues, county by county, that the government can’t do, no law can do, but our Heavenly Father can do.”

First Lady Sarah Stitt then spoke and said that they arranged for this prayer service to take place following the inauguration “because we wanted Oklahoma to see that this was our hearts.” She said, “It is our call to go our into our state and save people and bring people to him and help with all of these issues. Government alone cannot fix this.”

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



old beast lunatic posted:

haha cable news knows it's audience

This is completely it

The absolute best way to out a white boomer as a racist loon is to just say something that is clearly racist is racist, and watch them double-triple down on why it it not, tying themselves in logical knots telling you why it isn't racist and why they are not racist

Every. loving . Time

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




just remembered Trump hollering and screaming at people while dancing with his wife lol

DO IT TO IT
Mar 3, 2008

I know "mon" means man, but I don't think "Och" means anything.


Pretty sure he's also an anti vaxxer

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Clemson Hill Gang

Rapper's Disgust


Have you ever been over the White House to eat,
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean the french fries are soggy,
The berders are all mushed
And the nuggets taste like wood.

So you try to play it off like you think you can,
By saying you just ate
And the President says "This is American food!"
And he takes some food from your plate.

So your phone starts ringing and you think of a lie
And do whatever you have to do,
So you scrape off the rest including the pie
And yell "take the loving plate, too!"

So while the lovely food's congealing and your stomach is squealing
And you feel like you're gonna heave
Then you look at his plate and it's covered in wrappers
And he's licking off all the cheese...

So you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place!
I don't care what these people think!"
"I'm just sitting here making myself nauseous
And this orange muthafukka stinks!"

So you bust out the door while it's still close
Still sick from the sight you saw
He was fat and orange, disgusting and gross-
The piss tape is real, for sure!

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

*send people to jesus

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


This article updated a few hours ago to say that actually it's okay to call the guy racist:

quote:

UPDATE: 2:15 p.m. ― Shortly after this story was initially published Tuesday, NBC News advised its staffers it was, in fact, fair to describe Rep. Steve King’s remarks on white supremacy as “racist.”

“We revised our guidance on Rep. Steve King’s comments,” reads an email from NBC News’ standards department that was shared with HuffPost. “It is fair to characterize King’s comments as ‘racist,’ and point out that he has a history of racist comments, and the context can be shared that others hold that view as well.”

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1085212674546458625?s=19

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Durf posted:

just remembered Trump hollering and screaming at people while dancing with his wife lol



Real trademark.

Two thumbs up.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

He's trying the 1001 Arabian nights strategy

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat
Remember Berder!

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.




If the over-the-top, comically greedy tax cut that got pushed through ends up blowing up in the rich's faces and garnering in public support for an almost cruelly high top income tax and estate brackets, I will no longer consider this the hell dimension. Even if it takes until 2020/2024 to go through.

They should take a page from the catchy titles game the right runs and call it the Guillotine Tax.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Catastrophe posted:

I shouldn't feel hope but I felt hope. And hearing all of those names made me legit tear up god dang it this country sucks

lol hope for what? you think this racist rear end country will vote for a BLM supporter? think of how many of those c spam mod “thin blue line” stickers you see, or blue lives matter stickers.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Powershift posted:

why are the republicans turning on King now? he has been saying super racist poo poo for years now

He's an easy scapegoat that allows them to say, "See!!! We did something about it!" while still allowing the racist chuds who don't scream the quiet part out loud to lurk in the House (lookin' at you, Louie Gohmert).

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Well, the OK state government indeed can't fix poo poo.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
I can't stand it when decorum-philes call openly racist, hateful statements "racially charged"

No.

They're racist. They're ignorantly hateful and racist. They are not "racially charged." "Oh no don't call that person a serial killer. Their actions were just violence-charged."

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
Bumper sticker idea: Save the Planet. Sterilize a Republican.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I only trust black people to handle charging my phone and other devices


That's extremely racially charged

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

vaginite posted:

If the over-the-top, comically greedy tax cut that got pushed through ends up blowing up in the rich's faces and garnering in public support for an almost cruelly high top income tax and estate brackets, I will no longer consider this the hell dimension. Even if it takes until 2020/2024 to go through.

They should take a page from the catchy titles game the right runs and call it the Guillotine Tax.

That's the kind of tax cut I can really get behind!

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