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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I hope whatever the biggest, most expensive chud totem is declares itself the official product of the social justice revolution and Black Lives Matter

razors and coffee makers are small poo poo, I wanna see chuds driving their pickup trucks off of cliffs or attempting to blow them up by loading them up with tannerite and shooting at them only to get owned by a door taking their face off at 95mph

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Buckets of piss

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

kaleedity posted:

:rip: coastguard

they should all just hang out of the beach getting wasted since theyre not getting paid. were guarding the coast sir! looks fine from here!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


smarxist posted:

any hope I had for something resembling a normal but crass and lovely admin went out the window during the transition when the Obama team met the Trump people and gave them 400 page hand assembled manuals for the day to day function of the fed and they just left every single copy on the tables when they split lol
good.

tacodaemon posted:

there was also the part where the post-election meeting with obama was the first time anyone told trump that he would have to staff his own administration and not just use obama's
he's so lazy, it'd be endearing if he wasn't a nazi

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

The fifth bucket falls off the cliff. Crime works the same way

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

pathetic little tramp posted:

They might not be able to recall the workers if they don't pay them as the union will likely sue:

https://twitter.com/sarahdwire/status/1085189254706151429
isn't being forced to work without pay just slavery?

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1085187909416673282?s=19

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
I shudder to think that when trump talks about an emergency he’s got advice from one of his weasels that is beyond anything suggested publicly, not just an emergency to build a wall but an emergency that would assume legislative power in general

Also I want him to try it :regd08:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dead Beef posted:

isn't being forced to work without pay just slavery?

:prepop:

we're through the looking glass here people

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lol

Glad that's over.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Should have had Scott Walker's mom cater for the Clemson football team.

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1084550965326417921?s=19

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

D1Sergo posted:

4 pages and no one corrected you that this is Duriel its even in the filename smGDh

duriel says "looking for baal" n00b

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y4HJH_eUP8

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
shameful

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

skaboomizzy posted:

I hope whatever the biggest, most expensive chud totem is declares itself the official product of the social justice revolution and Black Lives Matter

razors and coffee makers are small poo poo, I wanna see chuds driving their pickup trucks off of cliffs or attempting to blow them up by loading them up with tannerite and shooting at them only to get owned by a door taking their face off at 95mph

right now, the FBI is probably tracking a dozen timothy mcveighs who are bent on owning the libs

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Bucket # 3: The Wu-Tang Secret

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Honestly even among satanic forces, secret codes made with blinks and shadow military coups and whatnot, the absolute least believable thing in all of the Qanon conspiracy is the idea that Trump secretly has the self control to stay quiet about the entire Dem party, all leftists and every celebrity he hates being on the verge of a military execution, and hasn't even made some flirty "WE'VE GOT SOMETHING REAL BIG COOKING FOLKS" tweet at the very least.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1085253299920502784

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

just don't pay the feds and the feds will be profitable, art of the deal baby :chaostrump:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Dead Beef posted:

isn't being forced to work without pay just slavery?
They’re not forced (as a matter of law) they can quit the job

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dead Beef posted:

isn't being forced to work without pay just slavery?

no you're thinking of taxes

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Monkey Fracas posted:

Bucket # 3: The Wu-Tang Secret

c l a n g c l a n g

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

do you think Candace Owens knows what the chuds she's stepping up to defend really think about her?

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Should have had Scott Walker's mom cater for the Clemson football team.

https://twitter.com/ScottWalker/status/1084550965326417921?s=19

Is Tonette his wife? That's a terrible name

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
the plan is to save shutdown money and use it for WALL

economics, sheeple

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
still laughing about steamed hams banquet

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

pre-op bebop posted:

Is Tonette his wife? That's a terrible name

they got married on Reagan's birthday and every anniversary they eat a meal of Reagan's favorite foods

I am not making any of that up

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
and anyone who says that's not how economics works, um read a book maybe?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
whats the ol trtump up to today?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh my

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I bet sharing an oped telling federal workers to gently caress off is going to win him a lot of points.

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won

pre-op bebop posted:

Is Tonette his wife? That's a terrible name

when u put the super crown on tony soprano

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



the human brain is truly a miracle




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https://cloverchronicle.com/2019/01/15/misspellings-matter-heres-what-president-trumps-hamberder-tweet-really-means/

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

skaboomizzy posted:

do you think Candace Owens knows what the chuds she's stepping up to defend really think about her?

She just wants the money and attention. She's probably also a true believer in some aspect.

Comedy option is that she believes if she's chuddy enough, they'll accept her.

CaptainComet
Aug 15, 2007
Chilling with my peeps and my main man the Monarch
Hanging out with some boomer police-chuds tonight. They are genuine American fascists but I'm obligated to find common ground.

They loved it when I said I hated HRC more from the left than they ever could from the right- what do I tell them tonight?

Put another way, what question or statement is best calculated to address an inveterate chud's worldview?

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


gregday posted:

so what are the chances that the shutdown is over his stupid wall and ego vs a putin order to just loving wreck the united states federal government as much as possible

i realize these are not mutually exclusive

the republicans want to do all that anyway

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


BAE OF PIGS posted:

I bet sharing an oped telling federal workers to gently caress off is going to win him a lot of points.

The workers will wave around signs before being ordered back to work

Trump won't care lmao

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

pathetic little tramp posted:

I wanna pay 2DCAT money for his/her poo poo, where do I pay the monies.

Ive got poo poo of my own brah

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


When's the next big pain milestone for the shutdown? I think it's January 25th where they miss another paycheck?

Starting to wonder how long the federal workforce can go before collapsing completely, leaving no government left to reopen.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
general strike when?

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