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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Endless Mike posted:

Removing Ben's death from Spider-Man's origin would be such an enormous change to the character that they may as well have not fought and paid to get Spider-Man. It's entirely unthinkable.

Spiderverse had four separate Spider-People who didn't lose Ben, so I'm not sure that's a good point.

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X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Yes that’s right Miles and Gwen did not lose their Uncle Ben Parkers. Whatever point that is supposed to make.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I'm just saying, Marvel has the freedom to do what they want here. Wasn't really trying to make any point beyond that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Cythereal posted:

Spiderverse had four separate Spider-People who didn't lose Ben, so I'm not sure that's a good point.
We're talking about Peter Parker, not Gwen Stacy, Miles Morales, Peter Porker, or Peni Parker.

Incidentally, a big moment in that movie was where they all explain to Miles that they understand his loss and grief because they all had similar incidents, so if your argument is that they can replace Ben with whoever else to get that same feeling of grief and responsibility that drive Peter, it's not a particularly good argument, nor does it make any sense to do it. They just skipped past that since we all know Spider-Man's origin.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Well the defining event in Peter Parker’s life, even more than the actual bite of the spider, is the death of Ben. If you’re doing Peter it’s the primary building block of the character.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cythereal posted:

Spiderverse had four separate Spider-People who didn't lose Ben, so I'm not sure that's a good point.

No they just lost someone who was a uncle ben stand in.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
Yeah sorry fair enough, I didn't mean to start an argument.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wheat Loaf posted:

Question is, does MCU Spidey have moves?



He should be at a party at the end of Endgame when the world is saved, he starts doing that and Tony just reaches out and stops him.

I really want Fury to constantly dart Ned, even though Peter tells him Ned knows and is cool, but Fury is just "I Know, i just like doing it".

And Some good Spider-Verse art
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/DxYV20?fbclid=IwAR3knL2ACtaiulEGikWC1tONv8gS0wOdcpMuytdOmyWR19F4_l2vmdnGZU8

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Spider-pod lost his Uncle Bean (as played by Rowan Atkinson)

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Andrew_1985 posted:

Ok so seeing Peter being open with Aunt May is great.
Kind of hoping Fury ends up being a reluctant chaperone to a heap of annoying teens on a trip. Or that he ends up putting together a team with Ghost, Vulture and Mysterio and mmmm... let's say... Moe.

"Say some space god is dissing your fly planet. Just give him one of these!"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Gavok posted:

"Say some space god is dissing your fly planet. Just give him one of these!"

This is one of those scenes I could swear was not in the original broadcast or early reruns and I've only come to appreciate years later.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Endless Mike posted:

Removing Ben's death from Spider-Man's origin would be such an enormous change to the character that they may as well have not fought and paid to get Spider-Man. It's entirely unthinkable.

So far we've only been able to assume MCU Spider-Man's origins and for all we know he had an Uncle Bert who cheated on May and left her, or an Uncle Barney who was killed trying to jump 12 buses on his motorcycle, or an Aunt Betty who was mutated into a radioactive spider and bit him because she was always such an rear end in a top hat. His origin isn't super-important.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jamesman posted:

So far we've only been able to assume MCU Spider-Man's origins and for all we know he had an Uncle Bert who cheated on May and left her, or an Uncle Barney who was killed trying to jump 12 buses on his motorcycle, or an Aunt Betty who was mutated into a radioactive spider and bit him because she was always such an rear end in a top hat. His origin isn't super-important.

It’s more that everyone already knows Spider-Man’s origin and they aren’t going to go over it a third time because seriously, does anyone want to watch that again before the movie gets going in earnest? They do not.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


Nwvermind. Didn’t fully read the post.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Seriously, "how do we know he had an uncle Ben" is the reason Batman's parents have died twenty times.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Spider-pod lost his Uncle Bean (as played by Rowan Atkinson)

Back the gently caress up.


How has this not happened already?

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Arist posted:

My-technically-a-theory-but-I'm-pretty-positive-I'm-correct-speculation is that not only are all the elemental villains Mysterio illusions (which seems pretty obvious), so is Nick Fury.

I was thinking along the same lines. Although I figured it would actually be Chameleon as Fury. So Fake Fury manipulates Peter into stealing some valuable MacGuffin(s) under the guise of 'secret missions', which gives Mysterio the excuse to apprehend him. It could be that Sandman and Hydroman aren't illusions, but stooges who take a dive to make Mysterio look good.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

asecondduck posted:

The thing that bothers me the most was that they went "okay, we need a dark, creepy mirror of Tobey McGuire, who can we cast.... I know! Topher Grace!" when Jake Gyllenhaal was the obvious choice.

I swear they were flipping through their "G" headshots book, struggling to remember how to spell Gyllenhaal, got to Grace, and decided that was good enough.

Honestly, after watching "Molly's Game" the realization I had was Topher Grace is the light, pleasant mirror of Toby McGuire.

Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

The minimisation of Uncle Ben is my single biggest problem with the Marvel Spider-Man. That death, Peter's culpability in it, and the guilt that drives him to risk his life day after day is such a fundamental part of his character, that it just felt weird that Homecoming had an almost intense desire to not mention it lest it get saddled with the same sort of jabs that The Amazing Spider-Man series did. No one is asking for another scene of Uncle Ben being shot, but maybe a quick line and a photo, or a quick moment by the grave maybe at the start of the film essentially saying "this has already happened, you know the jist, moving on". As it stands it feels a little off.

To be fair The Amazing Spider-Man film's decision to have the death and then have it not really matter and then just have Peter forget about it while adding in a bunch of bullshit about his parents and a secret spider destiny that also ended up not mattering, is the single worst story decision anyone could have taken. Those two films are very, very bad.

Spider-man and Spider-Man 2 are the best superhero films, so is Spider-verse for that matter.


.....Spider-Man 3 is good.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



I believe there was a line in Homecoming that implies the Ben thing but they did not go into it. It really wasn’t a part of the story. I would prefer that sort of thing as opposed to the poo poo in SM3 where suddenly it’s Sandman who is responsible for Ben’s death.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I think with every movie a different supervillain should confess that they were actually Uncle Ben's killer and try to repent in the third act.

Every new movie it turns out Uncle Ben actually survived a few more minutes until another supervillain accidentally killed him in a crime gone wrong.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Oh my God, in both Civil War and Homecoming there are references to Ben dying and how it's affected Peter and May. They aren't downplaying it, they're leaving it as implied which is fine because we already know Spidey and his origin.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Codependent Poster posted:

Oh my God, in both Civil War and Homecoming there are references to Ben dying and how it's affected Peter and May. They aren't downplaying it, they're leaving it as implied which is fine because we already know Spidey and his origin.
I think some people want Marvel to dig up the corpse of Cliff Robertson and have him get shot again or whatever

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


FlamingLiberal posted:

I think some people want Marvel to dig up the corpse of Cliff Robertson and have him get shot again or whatever

If Ras Al Ghul was a marvel villain he would totally do this

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Uncle Ben isn't dead, he's in jail. The burglar showed up to their house and Ben was all "you picked the wrong house, motherfucker" and blammo, shot that punk dead. But cuz of all these drat liberals, you can't even stand your ground and protect your own home anymore so now he's doing time.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Instead of the Marvel vignette, every MCU movie now opens with Uncle Ben getting shot

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Replace Stan Lee's cameos with Uncle Ben dying in the background of each film.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Tobey Maguire was lobbying pretty hard to be the new Uncle Ben.

I think he just wants to make out with Marissa Tomei.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

Lobok posted:

This is one of those scenes I could swear was not in the original broadcast or early reruns and I've only come to appreciate years later.

Sweet, I can finally use some useless trivia I know. It would have been in the original broadcast, but not in any reruns. If you look at the episode transcript, the entire Moe scene is in curly braces which they use to show syndication cuts. The first dozen or so seasons are full of these.

I never watched the early seasons live, just on weekday afternoon reruns but they were still burned into my brain. I remember getting the DVDs and realizing there was content I had never seen.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

The fact that Peter is so eager to please Tony Stark means he's desperately looking for a father figure which plays hard into him losing Uncle Ben.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Samuringa posted:

Instead of the Marvel vignette, every MCU movie now opens with Uncle Ben getting shot
I can get behind this

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Cael posted:

Sweet, I can finally use some useless trivia I know. It would have been in the original broadcast, but not in any reruns. If you look at the episode transcript, the entire Moe scene is in curly braces which they use to show syndication cuts. The first dozen or so seasons are full of these.

I never watched the early seasons live, just on weekday afternoon reruns but they were still burned into my brain. I remember getting the DVDs and realizing there was content I had never seen.

So I probably saw it the first time originally but then forgot about it as I watched the reruns a million times.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Just found out that the actor who briefly plays Flash Thompson in the first Spider-Man was Joe Manganiello. Huh.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


I think Topher Grace was well cast for the version of Eddie Brock they went with, it's just that he was shoved so far into the background of the film that he might as well not have been in it.

FlamingLiberal posted:

Just found out that the actor who briefly plays Flash Thompson in the first Spider-Man was Joe Manganiello. Huh.

The fat guy who watches Peter beat up Flash and does a really overacted fist pump is the same fat guy who gets a slushie dumped into his trombone in the video for simple plan's "I'm just a kid".

E: Oh yeah, one of the main things I want to criticize Homecoming for is Sexy Aunt May. I don't care what anyone says, Aunt May should be a grandma.

Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Jan 16, 2019

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
She is, you just find this particular grandma sexy.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


:yosbutt: Stupid sexy Grandma

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Marissa Tomei was 52 when Homecoming came out, she's totally grandma aged

It's okay to wanna bang a grandma, guys, just live your lives

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!

Soul Glo posted:

Marissa Tomei was 52 when Homecoming came out, she's totally grandma aged

It's okay to wanna bang a grandma, guys, just live your lives

Thank you, pornhub dot com social media manager.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Thank you, pornhub dot com social media manager.

You're welcome

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SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
I am ready for Aunt May to trend toward being a real aunt instead of a weird grandma because that's always been weird.

And while I'm at it, organic webshooters are fine.

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