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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

habeasdorkus posted:

She must cut herself.

Woah. The path to Royalty is unhealthy.

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Iron Twinkie
Apr 20, 2001

BOOP

Mr. Lobe posted:

To the first point, get to know a body builder and erase all doubt.

Allison's body issues are just going to shift from dyeing her hair and obsessing about her face to taking protein supplements and obsessing about her delts.

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

DancingShade posted:

Woah. The path to Royalty is unhealthy.

Yeah, that's the main take-away I always got.

But then again, I am not Royalty.


I did take a chance on Vol 1. while pre-ordering Vol. 3, and now the first book from Amazon is the same size as Vol. 2. Just a heads-up to anyone was still wondering how/where to get the big version

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Iron Twinkie posted:

Allison's body issues are just going to shift from dyeing her hair and obsessing about her face to taking protein supplements and obsessing about her delts.

"Cio, I need 2000 more calories today or my body is going to start digesting itself!"

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

New page! Whoever guess they live in a dead gods skull gets a prize.

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1085723199944445955?s=19

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
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Literally beat me by seconds.

That stairway is NOT up to code.

e: That should be, BOTH stairways are not up to code.

habeasdorkus fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Jan 17, 2019

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

No doubt a lack of railing is one of White Chain's tests.

Poltergrift
Feb 16, 2014



"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a proper swordsman. One with clothes."
Why are vending machines mandatory?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Tag urself I'm the two pounds of raw ox

(I legit love cutaways of fantasy buildings and vehicles)

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I'm surprised anything could be acquired with Grand Dragon gold.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Poltergrift posted:

Why are vending machines mandatory?

Are they normally not? :confused:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

quote:

There are thirty or so homes of this kind in the god’s corpse. Allison and her compatriots managed to acquire it by spending the last of their guilders robbed from the bank of Mammon. The merchant who they bought it from was understandably furious when the value of the guilder crashed not a few days later due to an enormous, never-ending fountain of them pouring out from Mammon’s ruptured vault. His fury was subsided somewhat when Princess german suplexed one of his bodyguards into a sludge canal.

:allears:

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Poltergrift posted:

Why are vending machines mandatory?

IT's the cost of doing business with the guild. If you want to get your mail, you have to put up with one of their hideous vending machines, even if you don't actually have to use it.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

MikeJF posted:

I'm surprised anything could be acquired with Grand Dragon gold.

The text below explains it.

quote:

There are thirty or so homes of this kind in the god’s corpse. Allison and her compatriots managed to acquire it by spending the last of their guilders robbed from the bank of Mammon. The merchant who they bought it from was understandably furious when the value of the guilder crashed not a few days later due to an enormous, never-ending fountain of them pouring out from Mammon’s ruptured vault. His fury was subsided somewhat when Princess german suplexed one of his bodyguards into a sludge canal.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I like that they got a penthouse. Not sure why Al-YISUN's room would be cold, though. Does heat not rise in Throne?

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

It does, but it turns out that skulls of the divine make for poor heat insulators.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

That's not a cutaway view, it's actually open to the elements.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Hremsfeld posted:

It does, but it turns out that skulls of the divine make for poor heat insulators.

Allison needs to buy a toque for her house

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
The fire pole is awesome, but it must be a pain in the rear end to shimmy up if you want to go from the first level to the kitchen.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its a circular staircase

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

habeasdorkus posted:

The fire pole is awesome, but it must be a pain in the rear end to shimmy up if you want to go from the first level to the kitchen.

It's a spiral staircase.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
So where is Niave's room? I know that she's a former slave but she should still get her own bed.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Drink Six Billion Teas
Take Six Billion Baths
Water Six Billion Plants

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Who What Now posted:

So where is Niave's room? I know that she's a former slave but she should still get her own bed.

She's the accountant and wrote the purchase contract. So she assigned herself a whole floor underneath this one.

NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009






Who What Now posted:

So where is Niave's room? I know that she's a former slave but she should still get her own bed.
The alt text notes that one of the bedrooms is around back. So probably there.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Yeah, out the other side is her room and White Chain's dress storage warehouse.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Schwarzwald posted:

It's a spiral staircase.

Aww. Now I WANT it to be a fire pole.

berenzen
Jan 23, 2012

Gorgeous page, but the Watchemn typo is bugging me.

Tulul
Oct 23, 2013

THAT SOUND WILL FOLLOW ME TO HELL.
I'm curious what happened to all of the surplus god. Presumably they use the bones and such for piping and other practical purposes, but there's obviously a lot of chunks missing. Did it get eaten? Is there a disgusting holy garbage dump somewhere where you can find moldering bits of god-corpse?

Oh yeah, if Abaddon still reads this thread there's a typo: "Ys-Het, God of Watchemn".

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



Rotten Red Rod posted:

New page! Whoever guess they live in a dead gods skull gets a prize.


to be fair, in the kill six billion demons universe "probably inside a dead god or something" is the most obvious guess possible

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

eke out posted:

to be fair, in the kill six billion demons universe "probably inside a dead god or something" is the most obvious guess possible

Oh, yeah, there's a lot of prizes being handed out, including to myself.

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004



unironically :hmmyes: :same:

Dalris Othaine
Oct 14, 2013

I think, therefore I am inevitable.

berenzen posted:

Gorgeous page, but the Watchemn typo is bugging me.

:same: what is wrong with me

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

habeasdorkus posted:

I like that they got a penthouse. Not sure why Al-YISUN's room would be cold, though. Does heat not rise in Throne?

Heat may rise in Throne, but the sun doesn't. It got stuck in the sky so all the parts of the city facing away from the sun are now permanently shady. But it beats living in the eternal night parts of the city.


Pacra posted:



unironically :hmmyes: :same:

I was compelled to brew a cup thanks to this page. My tea cabinet doesn't have close to 30, though. I oughta try something new tomorrow.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If an angel is just a bunch of energy in a hollow shell, does the tea just pool in their legs and they can just pour it out for more tea?

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


i love everything on this page

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Dalris Othaine posted:

:same: what is wrong with me

the only tea you need is royal tea

reach heaven through ceylons

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


poo poo I only have 10 or so different kinds, need to up my tea game

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

I've got a good 15 teas on the shelf, but that's only because the other shelves are full of books. Need to make some more room, clearly.

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Phy posted:

(I legit love cutaways of fantasy buildings and vehicles)

Yeah. I blame Stephen Biesty.

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