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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Here are some updates on the new House today. A lot of committee assignments!

https://mobile.twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1085910319220903936
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepColinAllred/status/1085913170462498818
https://mobile.twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1085653671239663616
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1085919853838356480
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepKatiePorter/status/1085921573129854976
https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1085939614559412224
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepRashida/status/1085945478167052289
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepFinkenauer/status/1085966224566161413
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepHaleyStevens/status/1085974304729284609
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepDMP/status/1085983856447111170
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepDavids/status/1085964787731886085
https://mobile.twitter.com/jcrutchmer/status/1085663467078643716
https://mobile.twitter.com/TransportDems/status/1085978022233194496
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepKirkpatrick/status/1085954561662242816
https://mobile.twitter.com/HouseForeign/status/1085988929814360064
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepJayapal/status/1086014078705909761
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepKatieHill/status/1085666575431188481
https://mobile.twitter.com/SenJeffMerkley/status/1086018760396414978

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
lol Ted Lieu was on CNN thanking them for continuing to have Guiliani on

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

nooneofconsequence posted:

Red Sox are visiting the WH Feb. 15.

Please let the shutdown last that long so we can see what garbage he feeds them.

If it's chicken and beer, I might just die laughing

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

there's a portrayal of richard nixon in an elektra oneoff series called elecktra:assassin ( that's hand painted and utterly beautiful, incidentally) that has him going to bed with the football, stroking it and muttering about how HE is the one in charge.





trump is descending dangerously in to that sort of presidency, or maybe hes a hologram like in dark knight strikes again

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Bogus Adventure posted:

If it's chicken and beer, I might just die laughing

PB&Js and Sunny D for all!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

as am I, tbqh

Lols all around.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


I never realized he capitalized the P in trump lol

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Stink Billyums posted:

lol Ted Lieu was on CNN thanking them for continuing to have Guiliani on

https://twitter.com/CNNnewsroom/status/1085991250489012224

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



mono posted:

I never realized he capitalized the P in trump lol

Down
To
Piss

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

lol, for today the president tried to kill a us congresswoman

Kumo fucked around with this message at 00:49 on Jan 18, 2019

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085665229294522369
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1085670698293624832
https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085671173722177538

I have a new idea, let's goad Trump into settling the shutdown by having a live televised chess match with Nancy Pelosi.

drat it, now I really want this. It would be even better than the IQ test competition he suggested but then refused to do.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

TRUMPY WANT BERDER

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1086041867878318080?s=19

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
"Species: Landplane"

Thats a car you dumbshits.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy


Tip posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085665229294522369
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1085670698293624832
https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085671173722177538

I have a new idea, let's goad Trump into settling the shutdown by having a live televised chess match with Nancy Pelosi.

drat it, now I really want this. It would be even better than the IQ test competition he suggested but then refused to do.

He makes the same cspam mod face as Scott Walker



brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

He makes the same cspam mod face as Scott Walker



The word is "retard," retard.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Oh and speaking of Twitter I reported this tweet and they told me it didn't violate their rules lmao

https://twitter.com/420maj/status/1085658010473529345?s=19

Chuds McGreedy
Aug 26, 2007

Jumanji
Where in the world is *bass voice* mitch the fuckin turtle

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Oh and speaking of Twitter I reported this tweet and they told me it didn't violate their rules lmao

https://twitter.com/420maj/status/1085658010473529345?s=19

Person 1: "I'm going to the White House to murder every single person who ever made Donald Trump sad."

Twitter: This is cool. No worries.

Person 2: "Hey, Republican law man, you are being dumb lol."

Twitter: "YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM OUR PLATFORM FOR GROSS VIOLATIONS OF OUR TERMS OF SERVICE."

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Oh and speaking of Twitter I reported this tweet and they told me it didn't violate their rules lmao

https://twitter.com/420maj/status/1085658010473529345?s=19

Ahh i see so if I had told Donald Trump I hope he kills himself vs he should kill himself that would have been okay

Thank you Lord Dorsey

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1086053873700225024

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Oh and speaking of Twitter I reported this tweet and they told me it didn't violate their rules lmao

https://twitter.com/420maj/status/1085658010473529345?s=19

tips.fbi.gov

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Oh and speaking of Twitter I reported this tweet and they told me it didn't violate their rules lmao

https://twitter.com/420maj/status/1085658010473529345?s=19

I reported and added 3 other tweets where he talked about killin democrats, will probably see him on the news in a few days and @jack will say "we had no way to see this coming"

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

mono posted:

I reported and added 3 other tweets where he talked about killin democrats, will probably see him on the news in a few days and @jack will say "we had no way to see this coming"

:same:
That dude is off his rocker.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Republican politicians are working to get McConnell to invite the President to do the SOTU in the Senate chamber with only a Republican audience. That is some next level poo poo.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Republican politicians are working to get McConnell to invite the President to do the SOTU in the Senate chamber with only a Republican audience. That is some next level poo poo.

pretty representative of the actual state of the union rn tho

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MJMcKean/status/1085940667191242752?s=19

This is even funnier when you remember that they both worked together on SNL

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

mono posted:

I reported and added 3 other tweets where he talked about killin democrats, will probably see him on the news in a few days and @jack will say "we had no way to see this coming"

Did the same. I feel like I should report him to somewhere other than @Jack's racist social media platform, though. I'd like to help avoid a future mass shooting by another right-wing lunatic.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1086049701483474946

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Republican politicians are working to get McConnell to invite the President to do the SOTU in the Senate chamber with only a Republican audience. That is some next level poo poo.

Just loving lol at that level of groveling

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Tip posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085665229294522369
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1085670698293624832
https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidBrodyCBN/status/1085671173722177538

I have a new idea, let's goad Trump into settling the shutdown by having a live televised chess match with Nancy Pelosi.

drat it, now I really want this. It would be even better than the IQ test competition he suggested but then refused to do.

It's a rhetorical question, I say about the sentence I just typed.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
A data analysis of Trump's most-used words in his Tweets:

- great
- president
- people
- obama
- good
- time
- country
- america
- big

He has the best words.

"I good big people america, great."

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Are MAGAs still boycotting Red Lobster or did they forget about that the second they craved some cheddar biscuits

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Can this be over yet? This has been the worst multi-year mushroom trip ever and i'd like it to stop please

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



WhyteRyce posted:

Are MAGAs still boycotting Red Lobster or did they forget about that the second they craved some cheddar biscuits

That ended after the Great Gillette Insult of 2019

I understand; it is difficult to keep up with "inane loving bullshit the right wing is angry about" at any given time

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


the video has almost a million dislikes. :psypop:

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Catastrophe posted:

A data analysis of Trump's most-used words in his Tweets:

- great
- president
- people
- obama
- good
- time
- country
- america
- big

He has the best words.



"Great country, good big people, America. Time, President Obama!"

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

Oh no, football?

"[...] this is big league. Don't mess with football"

- Ancient Internet Axiom

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer

nooneofconsequence posted:

the video has almost a million dislikes. :psypop:

Basically every right-wing online presence launched a campaign to bury the video and redpill potential new members, from "heated-gamers" to nazis. Plus bots, lots and lots of bots.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

mono posted:

I never realized he capitalized the P in trump lol

DonalD TrumP

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