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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

dont take food from plinkey its laced w/ fentanyl

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Al ! posted:

a petco in northern wabash county stopped carrying rats because i stole them all

Scott Walker scratching his head and wondering aloud where all these gosh darn varmints in his succotash crop came from

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


listen paranoid randroid

after four elections I managed to finally get rid of scott walker

do not inflict his name upon my eyeballs

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

GrimGypsy posted:

i have not hosed with opioids beyond some pills for various injuries, but my understanding of how strong fentanyl is makes me wonder what the gently caress is even the point of something with 10x the pop?

I know tolerances build up over time and whatnot, but holy poo poo pisss

A kid in my town died of a heroin OD in his college dorm. My coworker’s son went to the same school and overheard other students who were addicts wanting to know who his dealer was because obviously that was good poo poo.

I think addiction should be treated as a disease but god drat is it infuriating to see local news reports of people getting Narcan for their 2nd or 3rd time, one couple got brought back twice after OD’ing with their infant in the car with them.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Waffle House posted:

AppleNippleBOB

Waffle House

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

:thunk:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


trump thread reminder that this cool movie is real and possibly good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkP4bZKCHE8

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
the trick with shoplifting is that u must avoid all means of identification and also RUN

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Rynn posted:

A kid in my town died of a heroin OD in his college dorm. My coworker’s son went to the same school and overheard other students who were addicts wanting to know who his dealer was because obviously that was good poo poo.

I think addiction should be treated as a disease but god drat is it infuriating to see local news reports of people getting Narcan for their 2nd or 3rd time, one couple got brought back twice after OD’ing with their infant in the car with them.

dont worry, the strength of newer opioids is quickly outpacing what narcan can handle

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



Trrrrrrrrrpppppp
https://youtu.be/37-GbX3iKbU

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





what kind of hipster rear end fake surname is oremus

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
In winter I can steal SO many Reese's peanut butter cups by putting them in the big pocket of my coat

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
hold on..

Where is the number on the thread tittle?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Mariana Horchata posted:

the trick with shoplifting is that u must avoid all means of identification and also RUN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMSY3zfLxRA

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


ashley struggling to come to terms with the post-nation world

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Nae! posted:

dont worry, the strength of newer opioids is quickly outpacing what narcan can handle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0gWwdktcy0

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Mariana Horchata posted:

the trick with shoplifting is that u must avoid all means of identification and also RUN

Also don't steal a lot of stuff at once

Pocket some cheese at first then move up to batteries or razors

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1086050584803885056?s=21
‘Moscow airport’
rip

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

Nae! posted:

dont worry, the strength of newer opioids is quickly outpacing what narcan can handle

Narcan won’t work on Fentanyl either unless it’s administered quickly. 🙁

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Calibanibal posted:

dont take food from plinkey its laced w/ fentanyl

Alternatively, take food from Plinkey because it's laced with fentanyl.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

kibaces posted:

hold on..

Where is the number on the thread tittle?

it went backwards and we are starting with 1 tomorrow.
it all starts over
escalator day is tomorrow

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Al ! posted:

i live in a state where loss prevention can't restrain you in any way and the best they can do is call the cops so you can just walk in, grab whatever you want and then walk out

i'd think they'd report my licence plate number to the cops and i'd get a knock on my door soon

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

its true, so many loving rookie shoplifters here someone yell or see someone coming and just loving give up

just run and have a exit strategy or two in place when you go in, goddamn

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

oh man now we're addicting the ourtroops to insane mil grade opioids

scifi always assumed it was gonna be stimulants but reality threw us a swerve

gul dukatishly foreverially loving to support our ketracel-white troomps

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

SKULL.GIF posted:

listen paranoid randroid

after four elections I managed to finally get rid of scott walker

do not inflict his name upon my eyeballs

lol i dont know wisconsin's dumb laws -- is it a two year term or are people just that suicidal up there?

also pass an amendment for term-limits. jesus fuckin christ, people

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Flavius Aetass posted:

i'd think they'd report my licence plate number to the cops and i'd get a knock on my door soon

lmao why are you shoplifting with your car parked in their parking lot lmao just lmfao

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Rynn posted:

Narcan won’t work on Fentanyl either unless it’s administered quickly. 🙁

i thought that was the case but my only evidence of this was an svu episode where a nurse used fentanyl to murder a doctor who'd intentionally been hooking kids on opiates so he could skim off the top of a cooperating rehab

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Old people steal everything and they are very good at it. Stores focus on minorities or black americans, but old people steal 90% of everything.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Al ! posted:

lmao why are you shoplifting with your car parked in their parking lot lmao just lmfao

but where would i park my car :confused: :confused: :confused:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Squizzle posted:

oh man now we're addicting the ourtroops to insane mil grade opioids

scifi always assumed it was gonna be stimulants but reality threw us a swerve

BRave New WOrld was right

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
guys stop it was just a prank
https://twitter.com/jack/status/1086040841754423297

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

GrimGypsy posted:

its true, so many loving rookie shoplifters here someone yell or see someone coming and just loving give up

just run and have a exit strategy or two in place when you go in, goddamn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_BT7vNhjCo

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

listen paranoid randroid

after four elections I managed to finally get rid of scott walker

do not inflict his name upon my eyeballs

scott walker

Al !
Jan 5, 2019

by Hand Knit

Bethamphetamine posted:

Old people steal everything and they are very good at it. Stores focus on minorities or black americans, but old people steal 90% of everything.

i mean they stole all our futures so why is anyone surprised

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
How to shoplift: pick up that cheese, put it in your hand basket, walk around the corner pick up something cheaper, put it in the hand basket, then as you put down the cheaper item into the basket, pick that cheese up and slide it into the pocket closest to the basket.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Agean90 posted:

good news, we have another outbreak of strike fever!

https://twitter.com/RichmondIWW/status/1086039339350589441

pfft the state will just do what they did in response to brown v board and shut down public schools for a decade

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

a youtube video titled: American Kids Try 10 Different Opioids

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