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I accepted a long time ago that the only things I could change were what fell under my umbrella of influence. As I picked up more rank, my umbrella got bigger and what I could change affected more people. In the grand scheme of things my contributions are absolutely insignificant. But they aren't insignificant to the dozens of people who've contacted me over the years to say how much they appreciated how much I did to make their time in less lovely.
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WARNO: Gentlemen, you unit has been selected for deployment. The MEU will be touring security operations outside of GiP. Secure your racks, this ship will be moving.
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Do these racks have space for my CPAP machine?
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If ya'll need a corpsman on float let me know. *secretly pets butt thermometer*
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Nice and hot piss posted:If ya'll need a corpsman on float let me know. Oh, you're going. See that right there? That's your name on the manifest. Bon voyage.
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Pretty sure I never got properly taken off of limdu status before I managed to get out Sometimes I have nightmares that somebody realized that
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EBB posted:WARNO: Gentlemen, you unit has been selected for deployment. The MEU will be touring security operations outside of GiP. Secure your racks, this ship will be moving. Are we going for hearts and minds again? Are we going to get SAPIs on time? When's chow?
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I never went on float, what did I miss
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Off to TFR with you, please don't violate UCMJ. Smempr Pie.
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Sorry boys, there's no hookers here.
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The Rat posted:Sorry boys, there's no hookers here. Speak for yourself.
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LT got lost doing land nav. Again
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EBB posted:Off to TFR with you, please don't violate UCMJ. Smempr Pie. Pap smear?
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As CoCom Cyrano has UCMJ license for all your actions without any statute of limitations.
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Nice and hot piss posted:If ya'll need a corpsman on float let me know. Hey yo montes from 2nd squad came by BAS and said he had a spider bite. But ain't no spiders in TFR? What he mean by that HM2? Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i forgot tfr makes you stupid.
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Jan 17, 2019 01:45
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Just take some Motrin you’ll be fine
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PenisMonkey posted:Just take some fixed for TFR
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gently caress you if you're still in
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Admiral Bosch posted:gently caress you if you're still in
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Saw there were 9 new posts in the Marine thread. Glad to see it’s not because we lost another marine.
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Have we discontinued using the Osprey?
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PenisMonkey posted:Have we discontinued using the Osprey? no
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PenisMonkey posted:Rip marines then Yeah I watched three die off the coast of Australia when they crashed into our ship.
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M_Gargantua posted:As CoCom Cyrano has UCMJ license for all your actions without any statute of limitations. If anyone misbehaves ill just restrict you all to this thread and and prohibit you from consuming alcohol.
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Hahaha they tried that poo poo on oki but we still found ways to get drunk
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"What's IDF?" - my MSgt
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Nostalgia4Ass posted:I accepted a long time ago that the only things I could change were what fell under my umbrella of influence. As I picked up more rank, my umbrella got bigger and what I could change affected more people. In the grand scheme of things my contributions are absolutely insignificant.  "That's above my pay grade" became my mantra. Kept me (sort of) sane.
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Nice and hot piss posted:hey guys this is the corpsman speaking. I'm gonna need to evaluate everyone's sigmoid colon per NAVMED instructions. just swing by my bunk in the berthing good to go? Is this a recurring theme, or some navy prank because a variation of this (you unit/bas isn't taking care of you, I can give you a physical at the corpsman barracks) was used on me by a dude that was hard up for my attention. I did not take him up on the offer.
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you missed out
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DON'T ASK DON'T TELL YUUUUUUUUUUUT
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PathAsc posted:Is this a recurring theme, or some navy prank because a variation of this (you unit/bas isn't taking care of you, I can give you a physical at the corpsman barracks) was used on me by a dude that was hard up for my attention. oh I don't know, I was never a medic in the military but I just figure it would give us something to do until we have to stand in line at the chow hall.
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PenisMonkey posted:Get rid of it I say The Marine Corps? I agree.
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Thump! posted:The Marine Corps? I agree. Until the general public doesn't want us anymore, we'll be killing babies and dropping MK-44 fireboms still. Namaste.
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MAIL CALL Half of you got subpoenas, the other half got letters from American children  
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EBB posted:MAIL CALL Second one is dope as gently caress
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