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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Ponchos or prayer rugs? We report. You decide.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

I'm a wine farmer (grapes) ama

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

tpink posted:

Oh good, the sad sack brigade is here.

maybe you didn’t get the news

the president of the USA...



is donald trump!!!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1086128041611399170

https://mobile.twitter.com/AOC/status/1086132593064591360

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Jan 18, 2019

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
America please do something about all your mentally ills roaming freely with guns and being allowed to vote

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


cnut posted:

I'm a wine farmer (grapes) ama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5faMw2tgt2I

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is a good response

https://mobile.twitter.com/Acosta/status/1086275198532403200

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

wuffles posted:

we've already located their safe-houses



West, Texas. The only good thing for a hundred miles+.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


lol, he tried to get her killed

Incompetence or intentional? Who the gently caress knows?

Nocheez posted:

West, Texas. The only good thing for a hundred miles+.

But Waco is just South of there?

Waco!

Kumo fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Jan 18, 2019

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/heathercampbell/status/1086126532492328960?s=19

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Kumo posted:



But Waco is just South of there?

Waco!
Waco has to be c-spam mod central. Worst place I've ever visited in my life.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086277705916502017

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



The chuds are going to riot

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Leaking the commercial flight plan is loving insane. He is actively trying to get his political enemies killed especially since that happened overnight.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

lol oh poo poo prayer rugs like fucken land mines out there in the desert.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Watch it turns out to be mexican rugs/blankets that people brought over

I remember this bit of fake news from a few years ago, actually. At least one of the 'prayer rugs' was a yoga mat, from what I recall.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

EimiYoshikawa posted:

I remember this bit of fake news from a few years ago, actually. At least one of the 'prayer rugs' was a yoga mat, from what I recall.

That doesn't sound very christian. :colbert:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



lol, the president of the united states is very publicly threatening the family of a witness in a criminal case against him.

nothing wrong with that

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

HE WAS COMMITTING PERJURY aND Fraud DIRECTLY ON YOUR BEHALF YOU PISS REEKING gently caress

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Is father-in-law a new sitcom or something?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
God I hate this loving retard and he's not even president of my country

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/RawStory/status/1086267422133420034

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
*Rancher finds trash bag moving listlessly along the wind*

Ah, the tumbling prayer rugs are coming.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Chief McHeath posted:

Is father-in-law a new sitcom or something?

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1084274236045312000

The president is now very openly committing crimes.

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

That goofy-rear end motherfucker is still more attractive than the daughterfucker.

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

nooneofconsequence posted:

real vs facebook


(stolen from reddit)

I hate it when THOTs photoshop their pics


(Truly Heinous Orange Turdberders)

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006


https://gawker.com/breitbart-com-is-sure-this-adidas-shirts-an-islamo-mexi-1603045854

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

quote:

Ivanka Trump was slated to manage a spa at the tower and personally recommended an architect. 

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Would you sleep with Donald Trump to get a promotion from "Spa manager at a poo poo hotel" to "head of the world bank"

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
this prayer rug bullshit is too loving stupid. Even for this timeline.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://twitter.com/eugenegu/status/1086278214769491968

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Chief McHeath posted:

Is father-in-law a new sitcom or something?

Watch Father-in-Law, premiering tonight after Moms!

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

old beast lunatic posted:

this prayer rug bullshit is too loving stupid. Even for this timeline.

Well good news. In 24 hours something even dumber will happen and you'll forget all about it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1086280704999092224

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

old beast lunatic posted:

this prayer rug bullshit is too loving stupid. Even for this timeline.

yeah I wouldn’t say that, this timeline already gave us the president of the USA serving football players a plate of big macs on white house silver, and that was a matter of days ago

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Right, they were on NPR this morning and said their report is not based off of what that 'lyin Cohen said, but emails and correspondence. lol trump

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

old beast lunatic posted:

this prayer rug bullshit is too loving stupid. Even for this timeline.

Shits gonna get even more wacky as they try to keep the hogs distracted from the shutdown and Cohen thing.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
so with Trump's thinly veiled attempt to get Pelosi killed by leaking her flight plans overnight what're the odds that if he loses in 2020 he tries to have the winner killed

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Kashuno posted:

so with Trump's thinly veiled attempt to get Pelosi killed by leaking her flight plans overnight what're the odds that if he loses in 2020 he tries to have the winner killed

Serious question, can there be elections if the government is shut down #Trump5Dchess

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