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Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

When is this fat orange bitch going to fully melt down

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1086290660901167106
https://twitter.com/onlxn/status/1086289041761300480

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Pussy Quipped posted:

When is this fat orange bitch going to fully melt down

https://twitter.com/CainHarris3/status/1086248082705186816?s=19

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086291782202257408?s=19

He's going to be on one this weekend :munch:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

Even I'm not enough of a c-spam mod to want to be president.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

No one man should have all that hamberder

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

I would but it just seems really boring to me. Dude just tweets all day, I need a little challenge in my career. I guess nothing's really going on in the US that the President needs to worry about?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

I'm a cspam mod over 35. Give me a whack at it.

e: I'm serving Popeye's

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...%3D1719%23pti31

Hell yes. I love it when the president starts shouting slogans of American fascism.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007


"Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home this little human being just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face. What should i do about him? Ideas?"

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

It's kinda attractive knowing I could become President, abolish ICE and do absolutely nothing else except masterbating in the oval office for 4 years and not go down in history as the worst President

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086292025744474112
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086292156673900544

He's doing the eine volk thing again

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

duck trucker posted:

It's kinda attractive knowing I could become President, abolish ICE and do absolutely nothing else except masterbating in the oval office for 4 years and not go down in history as the worst President

You could be a republican, start a war with at least 3 countries, fight against civil liberties daily, and destroy the economy and democrats would line up to suck your dick if you hand someone a piece of candy.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I skimmed fox and friends and in 3 hours the only mention of trump telling cohen to lie is the 3 minutes they gave to newt gingrich to call it ridiculous.

they spent about an hour talking about THE CARAVAN.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

very normal, good job, good country etc

https://twitter.com/TrueFactsStated/status/1086016726846844928

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Nocheez posted:

Waco has to be c-spam mod central. Worst place I've ever visited in my life.

What about Chip and Joanna

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Fox News must be having a Nuremberg rally this morning.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

looks like russian family feud and the question on the board is "Who is mother russia's second biggest bintch?"

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

A Fancy Hat posted:

I would but it just seems really boring to me. Dude just tweets all day, I need a little challenge in my career. I guess nothing's really going on in the US that the President needs to worry about?

Would you do it in character as @DolandTrumP if you were to? Because I'm going to preemptively have to ask you not to, Chuds don't get satire and while it would definitely be a lol people would get killed.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


The lady who said she had tapes of russion collusion in the US election and was arrested in Thailand was deported back to Belarus.

They of course put her on a flight connecting through Moscow and she got disappeared

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/model-who-claimed-to-have-proof-of-russian-meddling-in-us-election-arrested

quote:

Moscow police said in a statement that Anastasia Vashukevich was detained on Thursday in Moscow’s Sheremetyevo airport on charges of inducement to prostitution along with three people deported alongside her.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Nocheez posted:

Waco has to be c-spam mod central. Worst place I've ever visited in my life.

The FBI did a good job, but maybe not good enough.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

The lady who said she had tapes of russion collusion in the US election and was arrested in Thailand was deported back to Belarus.

They of course put her on a flight connecting through Moscow and she got disappeared

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/model-who-claimed-to-have-proof-of-russian-meddling-in-us-election-arrested

rip

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1086258416736186368

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


gosh darn it I think our president is a god dang retard

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Powershift posted:

The lady who said she had tapes of russion collusion in the US election and was arrested in Thailand was deported back to Belarus.

They of course put her on a flight connecting through Moscow and she got disappeared

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/model-who-claimed-to-have-proof-of-russian-meddling-in-us-election-arrested

This is sad

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086306741044826114

lol

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
GENGHIS MEXIKHAN IS COMING WITH A CARAVAN!

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lmao.

What a president brain

Omg, now I get it!

THEY'RE USING THE CARPETS TO FLY OVER THE BORDER!

That's why he wanted better missile defense.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
rip Belarusian sex coach :sad:

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/ReutersPolitics/status/1086299483594518528?s=19

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Powershift posted:

The lady who said she had tapes of russion collusion in the US election and was arrested in Thailand was deported back to Belarus.

They of course put her on a flight connecting through Moscow and she got disappeared

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jan/17/model-who-claimed-to-have-proof-of-russian-meddling-in-us-election-arrested

LMAO they're tapes of the same guy Trump just lifted sanctions on.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Screw you guys, I'm taking my planes and going home :mad:

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

When you think about it any rug could be a prayer rug. Take that liberals Q blue lives matter MAGA socialism kills donate to my gofundme for my liver failure

:smug:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Prayer rugs are like butterfly cocoons muslims shed them when they emerge as a fully formed terrorist.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

old beast lunatic posted:

Prayer rugs are like butterfly cocoons muslims shed them when they emerge as a fully formed terrorist.

...and fly over the wall.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007




Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

i predict the shutdown will last for two years before the GOP vote to impeach him

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Jel Shaker posted:

i predict the shutdown will last for two years before the GOP vote to impeach him

Why would they Impeach him and not just primary him with someone who isn't an absolute ghoul?


oh, right

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Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Oh that's right, I thought it sounded familiar.

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