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Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Jose posted:

So how many people itt are thinking about becoming president now he's proven even a retard can do it

No, but I have thought about becoming a mod

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Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin

Actuary X posted:

No, but I have thought about becoming a mod

Haha nice one xd

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






counterpoint: donald trump is president so do you really want to bring your child into this existence?

serious counterpoint: us infant morality is the worst rate among any modern civilization... we don't even take good care of the babies we want.

Setset
Apr 14, 2012
Grimey Drawer

Jel Shaker posted:

i predict the shutdown will last for two years before the GOP vote to impeach him

why wouldnt he keep the government shut down and then declare that there cant be any election, then just stay president

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The gopniks must be stopped!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
it's me I'm the muslim terrorist who travelled to Mexico to cross the border while praying "death to america" and I forgot my rug in the desert.

Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



Please someone make a ben garrison style comic of a bunch of immigrants coming across the border in V formations of flying magic carpets Aladdin style

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


https://twitter.com/trpresidency/status/1086235179230859265

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


so the rumors are true

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1085518301818703872?s=19

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

Oh gee I wonder what kind of travel will be allowed and what kind will not. Hmmm... a mystery

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Actuary X posted:

No, but I have thought about becoming a mod

youre overqualified

i dont know you but youre overqualified

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus
Yams Fan

Bullshit. No way Graham is a top

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


here's a video of the sex lady being kidnapped

https://twitter.com/navalny/status/1086174510292844545

Reminder that she's a Belarussian who was extradited from Thailand. Probably shouldn't have been sent to Moscow.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Lol

Now I'm imagining hitler's meth addled tweet rampages during the final days of ww2

edit: with churchill and george orwell repeatedly dunking on him as the red army closes in

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






bUt nO oNe In conGREss ShoUld FLy dUrING thE sHutdoWN

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I hate my retarded american neighbors more than the Russians because I appreciate a solid own.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Post itt every time you lol at this BUZZFEED Top 10 Reasons Trump Is Going To Jail

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Powershift posted:

here's a video of the sex lady being kidnapped

https://twitter.com/navalny/status/1086174510292844545

Reminder that she's a Belarussian who was extradited from Thailand. Probably shouldn't have been sent to Moscow.

That's a bad end :smith:

I remember people thinking she was a disinformation attempt, but with how Russia is reacting I don't think so

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Powershift posted:

here's a video of the sex lady being kidnapped

https://twitter.com/navalny/status/1086174510292844545

Reminder that she's a Belarussian who was extradited from Thailand. Probably shouldn't have been sent to Moscow.

Eeesh. Quick, someone give me something to lol about

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Otacon posted:

Eeesh. Quick, someone give me something to lol about

here you go!

https://twitter.com/courtneyknorris/status/1086315657749319682

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Convex posted:

Lol

Now I'm imagining hitler's meth addled tweet rampages during the final days of ww2

edit: with churchill and george orwell repeatedly dunking on him as the red army closes in

Zhukov: "KNOCK KOCK. I'M AT YOUR DOOR, BLYAT! LOL"

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Otacon posted:

Eeesh. Quick, someone give me something to lol about

there’s a possibility she gave someone else a copy of the tapes in case something like this were to happen maybe?

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Strong Sauce posted:

bUt nO oNe In conGREss ShoUld FLy dUrING thE sHutdoWN

But seriously though how did he get there if congress isn't allowed to fly

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Pussy Quipped posted:

But seriously though how did he get there if congress isn't allowed to fly

They're allowed to fly if president retard approves it.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Powershift posted:

here's a video of the sex lady being kidnapped

https://twitter.com/navalny/status/1086174510292844545

Reminder that she's a Belarussian who was extradited from Thailand. Probably shouldn't have been sent to Moscow.

How many days until Trump is doing this to Nancy Pelosi?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


a new study bible! posted:

How many days until Trump is doing this to Nancy Pelosi?

69

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Clockwerk posted:

I always knew in my heart that the piss tape was real, I just hope I get to see it before I die

Why would you want to watch something like that? Are you like the President of the United States or what?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

a new study bible! posted:

How many days until Trump is doing this to Nancy Pelosi?


Nice

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Tiny Lowtax posted:

there’s a possibility she gave someone else a copy of the tapes in case something like this were to happen maybe?

"At the Moscow airport on Thursday, Mr. Kirillov’s wife said that Ms. Vashukevich had not changed her mind, according to Interfax.

“Nastya has said it more than once and she can say it again,” she said. “She’s not ready to share any kind of confidential information. She doesn’t have any kind of compromising files at all.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/17/world/europe/anastasia-vashukevich-nastya-rybka-detained.html

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

old beast lunatic posted:

They're allowed to fly if president retard approves it.

they can still fly commercial, he only has sway over military flights

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
https://twitter.com/courtneyknorris/status/1086315657749319682?s=21

nice. couldn’t happen to a better person. trump wouldn’t hire one.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jdawsey1/status/1086278515928981505

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

âрø ÿþûþÑÂúø,
трø ÿþ трø ÿþûþÑÂúø

I'm the giant SANCTIONS written in Russian across the floor

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/1086004280438521856

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




True

Remember in the Cambrian Period when right wingers got really angry because Obama's reverend was calling out America for all the lovely things we do?

Lmao

TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Jan 18, 2019

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1086331512868368385


quote:

President Trump vowed in a video message to the anti-abortion group March for Life on Friday to veto any legislation that "weakens the protection of human life."
"If they send any legislation to my desk that weakens the protection of human life, I will issue a veto and we have the support to uphold those vetoes," Trump said in the message displayed to a crowd gathered for the annual anti-abortion march in Washington.

"Every child is a sacred gift from God," Trump said in the message.

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Apr 16, 2017

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

Why would you want to watch something like that? Are you like the President of the United States or what?

If the piss tape is real and gets released I will jack off to it. Toxx me bitch

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Babies are literally starving to death because of this fat gently caress.

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The best news from yesterday

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1086073437292875776

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