Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
"One side wants a giant ineffective racist edifice because he promised it and he's willing to shutdown the government to do it, and the other side does not want to make a giant ineffective racist edifice. Why can't they compromise?!" - a moron

"Congress and the President should work without pay until they resolve this so they can feel the hardship too!" - also a moron

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Kchama posted:

This is a good place to start my search for the posts on, it turns out, The Year of Loving Dangerously. Thanks!

There's no good place at all to start searching for that, because it's the title of one of Traci Lords' underage pornos.

E: And I'm not uncertain if Rall knows that.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
1


2


3


4


5


6


7


8


9


10


11


12

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

ermegerd. :kimchi:

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012


sweet own goal

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


The Pilgrims literally relied on the charity of the Natives to survive their first winter; this is the entire point of Thanksgiving. AGC.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

I'm always amused by the "immigrants might do to me what my ancestors did to the Native Americans" take.

So so revealing.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

I like this one because even though it's meant to make Pelosi look bad it instead makes her look dope.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So is Branco calling for the poor to just start taking away territory from whoever lives there? in this case I'd like to suggest Mar-a-lago.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Lookin kinda dumb.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Lightning Knight posted:

lol this is funny as gently caress.

ngl I couldn't stop watching it the day HW Bush finally got dragged down to Hell

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



I'm sorry to tell you but the plant has already died.

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

SwitchbladeKult posted:

It is a lose lose situation. Trump is a hostile foreign agent doing everything he can to destroy western democracy for his own gains while Pence is an old school bigot that wants to do all he can to directly destroy the lives of those he sees as a stain on humanity. Either man being in charge is a nightmare scenario. The only positive outcome would be if Muller found evidence Pence was in on the collusion and did something illegal or shameful enough that he'd resign immediately.
Just let Pelosi corner him when Mother’s not around. He’ll hightail it out of Washington!

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer

duz posted:

I'm sorry to tell you but the plant has already died.

I know that. :mad:

I just mean the little space drone, he's got this adorable WALL-E face and he's dreaming of plants, it's so cute!

And yes, obviously I know it's meant to be a riff off of WALL-E.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Garrison posted:

Nancy Pelosi continues to refuse money for Trump’s border wall. She claims it would be ineffective and immoral, even though she enjoys a wall around her mansion as well as the walls of Congress.

What’s really immoral is someone who has enriched herself through government. Her net worth is now around $120 million. Her main concern in life seems to be fundraising. She does that often and well. She’s notorious for her extravagant junkets and worldwide jet setting, which enables her to run up big booze bills on her flights—all paid for by the taxpayers.

Pelosi is a neoliberal who favors the Deep State status quo and like the Deep State, she despises President Trump. She’s a friend of Soros and undoubtedly endorses his schemes to fund endless caravans to come up and invade our country. She knows the wall would definitely be effective, because it will greatly slow the Democrat agenda down.

Yet she lies about it in order to keep us flooded with hordes of future voters for Democrats, which has now become the Socialist Party in America.

Peter Schiff was going to tag along for the ride with Pelosi, and so he naturally attacked Trump for refusing them free passage. Ostensibly Pelosi’s and her team were going to help encourage the EU and NATO, as well as the warmongering military industrial complex that wants us to permanently stay in Afghanistan.

Pelosi can afford to fly on a regular airline if the PR trip is that important to her. Let’s hope there will be a few TSA agents still around to give her a good frisking.

Ben Garrison

kaschei
Oct 25, 2005

Can someone remind me which rover or space vehicle had a twitter account and tweeted in first person about exploring the universe and stuff?

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

kaschei posted:

Can someone remind me which rover or space vehicle had a twitter account and tweeted in first person about exploring the universe and stuff?

Mars Curiosity

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Wow they are really grasping onto that "When She Herself has a Wall" straw, huh?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I doubt Garrison has heard she doesn't. That would require hearing something other than Fox or other RWM.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

It is horrible that Nancy Pelosi travels and stays extravagantly on the public's dime, clearly she should be more like Trump and his rock-hard abs and enormous bulge who does not do those things

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Did you guys know the Capitol building...has walls?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Branco you are dumb as gently caress.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Jonas Albrecht posted:

Branco you are dumb as gently caress.
Evergreen post.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Oh great Garrison is into Aeromorphs now.

Technowolf
Nov 4, 2009




1

2

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
I have got to stop trying to make sense of political cartoons. I'm just not stupid enough.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not me! I'm dumb and so goddamned crazy!

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/1086356089656901632?s=19

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

The setting and the weird white stuff around the characters makes this cartoon look like an especially terrible Ramirez

Katt
Nov 14, 2017


This guy 100% makes cartoon porn on the side.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

kaschei posted:

Can someone remind me which rover or space vehicle had a twitter account and tweeted in first person about exploring the universe and stuff?

Curiosity

Most missions have a twitter account though

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!


My favorite part is her briefcase, because, wouldn't "Anti Trump Hate" imply that the briefcase was full of hate for things that are Anti Trump?
Granted, I'm probably just being pedantic with that one.

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

the_steve posted:

My favorite part is her briefcase, because, wouldn't "Anti Trump Hate" imply that the briefcase was full of hate for things that are Anti Trump?
Granted, I'm probably just being pedantic with that one.

Anti-Trump Hate wouldn't, which is how its written

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012


I can't stop looking at Adam Schiff's big, kissable, feminine lips and his carefully defined buttocks, with alluring butt-cleavage lifted into the air in a suggestive pose. What the gently caress, Garrison.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Even if the Wall thing for Pelosi is false, facts have never stopped the GOP before.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


loquacius posted:


Beto O'Rourke's star is starting to fall, but he was probably the best recent example of the vague platitude type stuff you see out of a lot of Dem politicians (Cory Booker is another frequent offender)


I guess, but Beto still caused a lot of good people to be elected here in Texas and changed our court system in a really good way for POC and the LGBT community.

I dunno, I'm just not sure "paying lip service" to progressive cause is such a bad thing? Especially when it helps actually progressive people get into office.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Rose is such a hack. I saw Buzz Lightyear and knew the punchline would be “to infinity and beyond.” Toy Story came out over twenty years ago.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Toy Story is a super-recent pull for JRROSE! Normally this would be Oscar the Grouch saying that those clowns in Congress sure are grouchy.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I guess, but Beto still caused a lot of good people to be elected here in Texas and changed our court system in a really good way for POC and the LGBT community.

I dunno, I'm just not sure "paying lip service" to progressive cause is such a bad thing? Especially when it helps actually progressive people get into office.

Beto was fine as a Texan Senate candidate, particularly against Ted Cruz, but was not a good candidate for President of the United States, for which a lot of lanyards were trying to generate buzz and which is the context in which I was namedropping him.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

100YrsofAttitude posted:

What did Spiro Agnew do? What did he know? There's no reason for Pence to follow "protocol" but I think he's more likely to do so.

Spiro Agnew wasn’t booted for anything involving Watergate, but because he was taking bribes in the White House. He resigned because prosecutors promised him no jail time. Check out the “Bag Man” podcast if you want a full rundown.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply