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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:yayclod:

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Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Time warp station 😂

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Dude, that is not the preferred nomenclature.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1085676962985709569

https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1086669561158615040

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

This is the only true and respectable metric of power

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
I'm not even sure my line out to the sewer can fit a golfball

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgHVO-RZ8c4&t=258s

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

That dude is wicked excited to be burning that flag, like holy poo poo pal, relax a bit

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I can practically hear the HUH HUH HUH HUH DUDE

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Accretionist posted:

I'm not even sure my line out to the sewer can fit a golfball

First of all that's not a problem if you use lube, and second of all there's no need to use euphemisms about that stuff these days.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
What luck, I'm on Road of Death right now! I can't wait until construction is complete in 2030 and then is consumed by the Atlantic in 2040.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

CannonFodder posted:

What luck, I'm on Road of Death right now! I can't wait until construction is complete in 2030 and then is consumed by the Atlantic in 2040.

Don't post while driving buddy :)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

STOP. FLUSHING. GOLF. BALLS. DOWN. TOILET!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
And now, something a little different

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8dq5mtg8s

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg


That's nice, but how many car batteries can it flush and drain to the ocean?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


when i was in high school i used to go running and mountain biking in a conservation area near a golf course, and over the years i noticed hundreds of apple-core-shaped golf balls that had been chewed up by squirrels that i guess thought they were nuts or had food inside?

as if golf wasn't already a big enough environmental disaster

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

pseudorandom posted:

That's nice, but how many car batteries can it flush and drain to the ocean?

Irrelevant; it's way more fun to go throw it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Having someone else throw your car batteries into the ocean is like watching a Let's Play but somehow dumber and less fun yet perfectly legal.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:hmmyes:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

my toilet broke and i had to get a new one and for some reason at the store they advertise toilets by the number of golf balls they can flush



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwReznLTWMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-whLdHYgPwA

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
I just want a toilet that can successfully flush other toilets.

MY TOILET WILL BE THE DOMINANT TOILET. :black101:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
apologies if this has been posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRmxrxDvuTg

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


lol surprisingly poignant

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Slippery posted:

Don't post while driving buddy :)

I typed that from the passenger seat, but that is good advice. :)

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Last Chance posted:

lol surprisingly poignant

something about barney gumble and yoko kanno :iiam:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Slippery posted:

That dude is wicked excited to be burning that flag, like holy poo poo pal, relax a bit

If you’d listened to leftover crack, you’d know this feeling

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Former DILF posted:

If you’d listened to leftover crack, you’d know this feeling

poo poo I've never even eard of it/them/etc.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




I hate and fear the internet so much but I keep coming back to it for things like this

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMcQC6_pFo0

Peep that thumbnail + upload date. Good job getting the kids interested in the classics.











frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:ocelot:

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

grampa simpson with a beard of bees exists and yet this is the pain

shameful

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
There's literally a character called Bumble Bee Man for fucjluffsaetikplbvzsfjo gczsghlcaaweyukbbxaahj

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
edit: poor taste

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 10:12 on Jan 20, 2019

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dangerously close to :females: again, friend

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:chloe:

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