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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Moon Slayer posted:

Something tells me that's not the original dialogue.

I took one for the thread. John Billette gets (got?) published in Hustler, and makes exactly the sort of cartoons you'd expect from a Boomer who's trying to be edgy. That's definitely the original dialogue.

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I'm sure it's the original dialogue, looks like it's from a Playboy or something

E: didn't see there was a new page, besesoth cracked the case

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I stand corrected.

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

This is from hustler, an american porno mag with articles and jokes. Every fishing boat I've ever worked on has some cabinet somewhere stuffed with years of them.

edit: this is now a worthless post, as it's already been sourced.

Copper Vein
Mar 14, 2007

...and we liked it that way.
Can anyone post the KC Green comic where the doctor tells a guy that she has to check his piss because his piss might be bad? Not sure if it's a Gunshow or not.

I got too many hits off of "KC Green Comic Doctor" and "KC Green Comic Piss" to sift through.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Copper Vein posted:

I got too many hits off of "KC Green Comic Doctor" and "KC Green Comic Piss" to sift through.

not the one you're looking for but it always makes me laugh

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
why is there not a goon named The Whizzard

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Besesoth posted:

I took one for the thread. John Billette gets (got?) published in Hustler, and makes exactly the sort of cartoons you'd expect from a Boomer who's trying to be edgy. That's definitely the original dialogue.



Is.... is that a cats rear end in a top hat on one of the stamps :thunk:

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Copper Vein posted:

Can anyone post the KC Green comic where the doctor tells a guy that she has to check his piss because his piss might be bad? Not sure if it's a Gunshow or not.

I got too many hits off of "KC Green Comic Doctor" and "KC Green Comic Piss" to sift through.

Don't know if you're actually thinking of this Three Word Phrase or not, but it always makes me laugh.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

beanieson posted:

Is.... is that a cats rear end in a top hat on one of the stamps :thunk:

huh. Sure looks like it!

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

finalellipsis posted:

not the one you're looking for but it always makes me laugh

Should've gone on his quest:

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

CommissarMega posted:

Should've gone on his quest:


it just dawned on me that this was done by the artist that does Jeb

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Slippery posted:

why is there not a goon named The Whizzard

I call dibs

Copper Vein
Mar 14, 2007

...and we liked it that way.
none of you are posting the piss comic that I want.

post the right piss comic.

It definitely contained the phrase, "Gotta check ya piss. Piss might be bad." Reasonably confident that it was by Green.

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

Peanut Butler posted:

I was thinking the other day what happened to like half of the turn-of-the-century internet people
Godfrey (Deuce of Clubs) Daniels’ Adventures with the Mojave Phone Booth came out last year and was well worth the wait.

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Copper Vein posted:

none of you are posting the piss comic that I want.

post the right piss comic.

It definitely contained the phrase, "Gotta check ya piss. Piss might be bad." Reasonably confident that it was by Green.

hi

https://thenib.com/time-for-a-check-up-c287f0d566b3?id=kc-green&t=author

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Oh my god that’s awesome.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Copper Vein posted:

none of you are posting the piss comic that I want.

New thread title please.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Fister Roboto posted:

New thread title please.

Copper Vein
Mar 14, 2007

...and we liked it that way.

thanx, that's funny as poo poo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Randaconda posted:

What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

He writes occasionally for Cracked.com and that's about it.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Randaconda posted:

What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

https://twitter.com/Seanbabydotcom/status/1086324564211068928

Living the good life.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Slippery posted:

why is there not a goon named The Whizzard

be the change you wan to see in the world, harry, you pissard

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Digamma-F-Wau posted:

it just dawned on me that this was done by the artist that does Jeb

ps omg theyre fighting diapears

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krankenstyle posted:

be the change you wan to see in the world, harry, you pissard

I was going to post "You mean he's a uromancer :smug: " but then I googled it and uhhhh it turns out that was actually a thing



I don't know what it means if your piss was green or black or blue but I'm guessing it was bad??

Also it looks like piss trees were an important aspect of uromancy so I guess the piss forest aspect of those webcomics has some basis in historical lore. Dunno about the diabears.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was going to post "You mean he's a uromancer :smug: " but then I googled it and uhhhh it turns out that was actually a thing



I don't know what it means if your piss was green or black or blue but I'm guessing it was bad??

You're pissing out too much of a bodily humour causing an imbalance.

Time for some bloodletting.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was going to post "You mean he's a uromancer :smug: " but then I googled it and uhhhh it turns out that was actually a thing



I don't know what it means if your piss was green or black or blue but I'm guessing it was bad??

Also it looks like piss trees were an important aspect of uromancy so I guess the piss forest aspect of those webcomics has some basis in historical lore. Dunno about the diabears.

I think blue pee = porphyria, so yeah. bad.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Grevling posted:

You're pissing out too much of a bodily humour causing an imbalance.

Time for some bloodletting.

I guess if it burns when you pee that means you have an excess of phlogiston?



Uh, asking for a friend ...

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
If there's a whizzard then there must be a jizzard,i mean it's just common sense right?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

If your wee tastes sweet, you have diabetes. Olden days doctors used to taste wee to diagnose diabetes.

No magic was involved though, only science.

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Randaconda posted:

What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

He's the only reason to visit cracked these days

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Randaconda posted:

What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

I think I started that rumor years ago.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
He's got a kid now, and amazingly didn't name her "Timecop."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You're sick sweetiepee.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solice Kirsk posted:

I think I started that rumor years ago.

Well drat, I thought it was a rumor based on some sort of evidence. Welp. :downs:

thedangergroove
Nov 14, 2004
Long for karate day.

Randaconda posted:

What is Seanbaby doing these days? (assuming the rumors that he's Chuck Tingle are false)

He was pretty funny recently on an episode of the podcast Behind the Bastards discussing Steven Segal.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn












RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol that owns

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