Sunday GDT: Patriots@Chiefs - Kermit v Pervert

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Lmao

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

ARGGGGH

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Biggest dick play call

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

the flea flicker!

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Groovelord Neato: Dec 6, 2014

Kawalimus posted:

Hope the Patriots get a TD here so they end the TD wins instantly rule.

they already won a super bowl with it.

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Jeeeeeez

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General Dog: Apr 26, 2008; Everybody's working for the weekend

Pats are getting cute now

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Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

more like edelsonwhohekisseshekisseshissonjustliketombradywhoalsokisseshisson

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

We need someone catching a 6er for calling them the Fartriots and/or Queefs and then it's just like ye olden days

Fartiots are gonna blow it

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I begin to fear that Thomas of the Touchdowns is uncountable

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Edelmannnnnn

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

I just ate my sphincter on that one

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Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

If he had won the game on that play I would have shat myself

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Edelman is pats evil incarnate

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Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

It's ok they just need another red zone pick nbd

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Lol no god

Alt Right pats gonna slob around with trump in 3 weeks

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

What the gently caress was he throwing to.

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

God Tom Brady sucks. Just the luckiest son of a bitch in the world.

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CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I started hearing Sweet Georgia Brown right there but, fortunately, it was followed by that scratching sound when a record is pulled.

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a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Is this going to be the game that gets the NFL to reconsider its OT rules?

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

If Tom Brady went to the Super Bowl on a fleaflicker I would absolutely lose my poo poo

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Lasagna Pilot: Feb 6, 2009; No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.