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A Fancy Hat posted:I met one man, great guy, he called me. He had been put in jail for no reason at all, blamed for another crime. And he had this pet mouse, and the mouse lived for 50 years, which is unbelievable for a mouse. But this man touched me and he was crying because I fixed the prisons. And the lightbulbs actually exploded, if you can believe it. lmao
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I see so many chuds on Facebook calling practically every single republican politician other than Trump a RINO. I think they're pretty hosed in two years just because of this alone. All you have to do is take a look at who the dems are fielding in 2020 and if you still feel hope thats a lol
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A Fancy Hat posted:There was a man, a really great man.... many say one of the top 10 ever, and I'd.... I'd probably say that. They called him Martin Luther King Jr, but most of us don't even say the Junior, he.... in most ways he's bigger than his father ever was. And believe me, that.... I know about that. I think we would have gotten along because of that. Because our dads are dead but they still.... we still hear them yelling a lot, giving ideas. So many ideas in the head at all times, all the dreams, that's actually where the speech came from I think. Dreams of the dads. it’s eerie how these are getting more deranged at exactly the same rate as dump’s actual dementia is setting in like these are getting too perfect, it’s scaring me
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“The fbi investigated trump as possibly compromised and was uncertain if he fired comey at the behest of the Russian government. He also confiscated his own translators notes during meeting with Putin but buzzfeed getting a partial denial from the special counsel, the illegal witch hunt, means everything is a lie” - maga chud logic
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take care when selecting caviar for rectal insertion. too small imparts an unpleasant “sandy” sensation while too large generally means too juicy which may not give enough friction for optimal pleasure.
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a new study bible! posted:The thing that makes me more furious than pretty much anything else is when white people disingenuously pretend to be harmed by the language of "racism against white people." If someone calls you a cracker and it hurts your feelings, you are the biggest beta bitch. what about cumskin
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whitey owned himself so hard by electing Trump. Can you imagine trying to convince anyone your life has value if you contributed to this poo poo? lol kill whitey.
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bird with big dick posted:what about cumskin Rubbing cum on your face makes females attracted to you, so please call me cumskin.
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https://twitter.com/hamiltonnolan/status/1087412879895261189?s=19 Family values.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:I hope she shoots herself one day If Laura Loomer is any indication to what fate has in store for the Kent State Kunt, she will find herself starving to death because Uber Eats won't serve her. That, or maybe she'll feel like a sub and eat at Quizno's.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Can we all share our experiences? We had a site visit from our CEO talking about how we’d had a great year in terms of profits (and this was before any tax poo poo went into affect) and an hourly guy said something like “That’s great what kind of raises can we expect due to this” and the CEO was 100% honest and said “the only way you’re gettin raises is if we have a lot more problems with employee retention which we don’t anticipate happening.” Also our fiscal year ends Dec 1st and we usually got most of our annual bonus Dec 15th but this year on dec 7th they announced they’re changing how everything works and well let you know about bonuses in February or March, maybe.
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Ayn Randi posted:holy poo poo lol donald trump is the president of the united states. yeah, that donald trump. america elected him to rule the world's supreme military empire. it's real and not an insane joke. holy lmaoly what a country.
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Strong Sauce posted:https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1087236497508569088?s=21  Make Turtle-man's life a living nightmare until he passes a bill to reopen the government.
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Bogus Adventure posted:
That his life isn't *already* a living nightmare is a major indictment of the American left.
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flashy_mcflash posted:That his life isn't *already* a living nightmare is a major indictment of the American left. Remember when a few Kentucky patriots followed him and heckled him in public, and the Right treated it like his life was in danger. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...m=.2825256c0f47
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Bogus Adventure posted:Remember when a few Kentucky patriots followed him and heckled him in public, and the Right treated it like his life was in danger. I thought it was because people were messing with an endangered species of turtle.
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America watched the same apprentice I did but apparently they were laughing with, not at, the retard star of the show and made him president. That's a lol
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Bogus Adventure posted:Remember when a few Kentucky patriots followed him and heckled him in public, and the Right treated it like his life was in danger. Remember when Maxine Waters said "this is good" and conservatives considered it a call to violence
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Remember when Maxine Waters said "this is good" and conservatives considered it a call to violence Remember when a true patriot shot Steve Scalise's balls off? I know that doesn't belong in the chain of ridiculous conclusions that conservatives make, but I just needed a laugh. lol
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I yelled "gently caress you" to Pat Toomey once and it felt really good, so I can only imagine how good it would feel to actually disrupt a Republican's life in a meaningful way. I mean I know I'm disrupting their lives by existing and not being a rich old dude but I'm talking about stomping on Ted Cruz's feet or calling Lindsay Graham "Pissley Grampa" or whatever.
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I know he's just a CNN talking head these days but it's been a life's dream of mine to tell Rick Santorum to suck my taint.
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The pisstape is real and the pisser is Lindsey Graham. Lindsey: "Oh yes you dirty boy, you like that don'chu, ahahahah. Open wider." Trump: MAGurglgurgl
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A Fancy Hat posted:I yelled "gently caress you" to Pat Toomey once and it felt really good, so I can only imagine how good it would feel to actually disrupt a Republican's life in a meaningful way. lol Rick Scott actually put out an attack ad on a person just because she told him he sucked in a coffee shop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwRx8-Hjlk0 You're lucky it wasn't Rick Scott
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An insane mind posted:The pisstape is real and the pisser is Lindsey Graham. this is an image I never needed to imagine ever
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:lol Rick Scott actually put out an attack ad on a person just because she told him he sucked in a coffee shop This "weird" liberal attacked Pat Toomey in an airport, saying a foul word we won't even repeat here! It turns out he doesn't say the pledge of allegiance, believes guns are "for cowards", and once built a workshed.... WITHOUT A PERMIT.
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A Fancy Hat posted:This "weird" liberal attacked Pat Toomey in an airport, saying a foul word we won't even repeat here! I was with you until the workshed. Get a permit, you monster.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/1087407899113078784 lol of loving course he did
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Tiny Lowtax posted:lol of loving course he did "why did you edit my pictures? there's no need to do that. I'M A GREEK GOD" *flexes* *rips back of shirt* *shits pants*
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He's gotten so loving fat, there is no way he can photoshop his way out of confronting it: Lol, he can't even zip up that jacket.
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A Fancy Hat posted:This "weird" liberal attacked Pat Toomey in an airport, saying a foul word we won't even repeat here! Even though you're directly quoting something you should really post 'SWIM once built a workshed without a permit'. Don't want to Giuliani SWIMselves, would we? 
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/KBAndersen/status/1087407899113078784 Someone with more time than me please do an edit where Trump morphs into the Omega Ben Garrison Trump
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A Fancy Hat posted:There was a man, a really great man.... many say one of the top 10 ever, and I'd.... I'd probably say that. They called him Martin Luther King Jr, but most of us don't even say the Junior, he.... in most ways he's bigger than his father ever was. And believe me, that.... I know about that. I think we would have gotten along because of that. Because our dads are dead but they still.... we still hear them yelling a lot, giving ideas. So many ideas in the head at all times, all the dreams, that's actually where the speech came from I think. Dreams of the dads. Jfc
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