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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I saw that too, but apparently this is an Australian mugshot, and the guy on the left isn't actually an undead mob hitman raised by a necromancer who is skilled with a tommy gun. Bummer.

They've got thousands of similar photos from the same era, most of them with almost no information about the people they depict
https://sydneylivingmuseums.com.au/justice-police-museum/forensic-archive/mug-shots#data3721

# ? Jan 10, 2019 15:46

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# ? May 22, 2024 18:20

slothrop: Dec 7, 2006; Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>; Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

I know he was a bad man but no one deserves that

is it bad that I think that bath looks nicer than the one in my house?

# ? Jan 10, 2019 16:05

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

frankee posted:

If this came out in modern times, there would be all sorts of "Oh drat, hubby material *eggplant eggplant squirt squirt emojis*" on twitter

# ? Jan 10, 2019 16:10

Enigma: Jun 10, 2003; Raetus Deus Est.

slothrop posted:

is it bad that I think that bath looks nicer than the one in my house?

It has an attractive naked lady in it so it wins by default over most goon bathrooms.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 16:11

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

They all look like they're from a David Lynch movie... :stonklol:

# ? Jan 10, 2019 18:07

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Dick Trauma posted:

They all look like they're from a David Lynch movie...

Some old-timey Russian dude rockin an old-timey track suit.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 18:10

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

This Rockabilly revival is going in an unexciting new direction.

# ? Jan 10, 2019 18:20

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/romasars/status/1084039022329122817

# ? Jan 12, 2019 16:43

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/romasars/status/1084039022329122817

Thanks For The Capital Letters They Really Add Something To The Tweet

# ? Jan 12, 2019 17:31

TheBigAristotle: Feb 8, 2007; I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.; Grimey Drawer

Slippery posted:

Thanks For The Capital Letters They Really Add Something To The Tweet

There are people who tweet that way and it seems like it would be incredibly tedious to maintain that

# ? Jan 13, 2019 23:39

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

It's the old-school rule for making titles.

"Bad rear end Pictures"

# ? Jan 14, 2019 02:48

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

TheBigAristotle posted:

There are people who tweet that way and it seems like it would be incredibly tedious to maintain that

Yeah, but maybe Twitter Has A Setting for it? Word does although lol at typing tweets in Word first

# ? Jan 14, 2019 03:08

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

frankee posted:

It might be GFB, but I thought that was Ed Harris at first.

# ? Jan 14, 2019 06:52

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

Megillah Gorilla posted:

It's the old-school rule for making titles.

"Bad rear end Pictures"

But you're not supposed to capitalize every word.

# ? Jan 14, 2019 12:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

frankee posted:

Clothes don't make the man.

# ? Jan 15, 2019 15:12

sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

camel case is a sign of dementia

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:35

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

sandoz posted:

camel case is a sign of dementia

# ? Jan 15, 2019 17:43

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

bofa_deez_nuts

# ? Jan 15, 2019 20:14

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/GtVRXYU.mp4

# ? Jan 16, 2019 04:13

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

chitoryu12 posted:

https://i.imgur.com/GtVRXYU.mp4

That's feckin' crazy man

# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:10

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/PaleoFeathers/status/1085296787185954816

# ? Jan 16, 2019 17:21

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Just a lone British SAS dude single-handedly charging into a gunfight in Kenya when he was interrupted mid-shopping break.

quote:

The British SAS hero who stormed alone into an under-seige hotel in Kenya to rescue hostage was out shopping when the attack was launched, military legend Chris Ryan has revealed.

The elite soldier, who is in Kenya training the country's special forces, was on an "admin run" when al-Shabaab terrorists stormed the nearby hotel complex, killing 14 people, including a British charity worker.

And he sprinted back to his car, where he had left his equipment, before heading to the hotel to take on the terror gang single-handedly.

It had been reported that the soldier, a serving member of the elite unit, had been taking part in training Kenyan troops when they got word of the attack and went to respond.

But Chris, who served in the elite regiment for 10 years, said: "He was out shopping on an admin run.

"He had his equipment in the car, so when it all kicked off he sprinted back to his car and quickly got kitted up before heading straight towards the firefight.

"When he arrived in the hotel he started organising the entire operation, directing the police and army.

"Then he went in there on his own to neutralise the enemy and rescue the hostages.

"His actions certainly saved many lives and shows the manner of these men, who are extremely brave and always ready."

Pictures and video from the scene show the SAS operative in jeans and body armour, holding a gun, as he escorts bystanders out of the DusitD2 hotel to safety.

The weapon he is seen clutching is a Diemaco C8 Carbine - standard issue for Special Forces soldiers.

Chris, who served in the highly-secretive regiment for 10 years, said footage of the soldier showed he is a highly trained fighter who instinctively knew what he needed to do to save lives.

And he praised his �creativity� in instructing Kenyan forces to block off roads and exits and storm the hotel on his own.

# ? Jan 18, 2019 01:21

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Counter Strike is real

THE loving HOTEL IS DUSIT D2 COME ON

# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

de_dusit

# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:09

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325376095992152065/532989806343618583/Russians.mp4

# ? Jan 18, 2019 09:40

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

RareAcumen posted:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/325376095992152065/532989806343618583/Russians.mp4

Obviously this is a devious Russian plot to get our brave American soldiers to grievously injure themselves by trying to recreate this strange trick. it will probably work

# ? Jan 18, 2019 13:42

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

You wouldn't believe how many ukrainian civilians they went through before someone rustled up a spare tank

# ? Jan 18, 2019 18:06

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

https://twitter.com/sbsheriff/status/1086768599031734272

# ? Jan 21, 2019 19:29

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/sbsheriff/status/1086768599031734272

Holy crap that's awesome

# ? Jan 21, 2019 19:37

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

That must have been a neat surprise. And you can even make out the shock diamonds!

# ? Jan 21, 2019 21:25

Cichlidae: Aug 12, 2005; ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT; Dr. Infant, MD

Another badass aspect to the Delta IV Heavy: it launches in a "fuel-rich environment," which is to say that it lights itself on fire by design. You can see all the black char on the insulation.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 21:33