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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Crummelhorn posted:

anyone have the source for this because I can't find it and there's a dread creeping over me

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

sound on: "a diesel engine attempting to start in -40 weather"

https://i.imgur.com/oyu2eAQ.mp4

it is the kazakh language and he is doing vocal warmups

goddamn if that isn't the most perfect expression for what he sounds like

Crummelhorn
Nov 3, 2010

this is a good webcomic, thank you

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Crummelhorn posted:

this is a good webcomic, thank you



And they say AOC is a fake gamer girl

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Don't doxx me please

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

CannonFodder posted:

Don't doxx me please

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker


THIS MEME SPONSORED BY BOSE GANG
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I have no idea what this is but it gave me a sensible chuckle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22VZAykPmeo

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

zack parsons writing memes now

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

a very wet possum posted:

zack parsons writing memes now

No, that one's funny and people read it

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

sound on: "a diesel engine attempting to start in -40 weather"

https://i.imgur.com/oyu2eAQ.mp4

it is the kazakh language and he is doing vocal warmups

i'm the informbiro

Iceache
Jul 9, 2009

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


thinkin' about that clussy

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 14:50 on Jan 22, 2019

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



no

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


niin

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*buys a bottle of booze with a health insurance card*

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jerry Cotton posted:

*buys a bottle of booze with a health insurance card*

Finland sounds like utopia, how well would a general American mutt fit in

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Randaconda posted:

Finland sounds like utopia, how well would a general American mutt fit in

Look up "Sisu" and it's a good summary of some of Finland's culture.

Case in point: Mother-in-law is Finnish and father is Egyptian (62/66 respectively). While I was out shopping with MIL, she called dad while and got no answer. While we both called him, I begun to panic while she assumed matter-of-factly that he had likely had a heart attack and had died. I rushed home and found that he had left his phone on the porch outside. :v:

I told him MIL assumed he was dead and he began to cry and her response was "Well you're not, which is a load off my mind."

Also this:



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Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Randaconda posted:

Finland sounds like utopia, how well would a general American mutt fit in

Start with the basics: Don't talk to anyone unless absolutely necessary, possibly not even then, and always sit on the empty table or at least one chair away from everyone else. Do not maintain eye contact on other people. If it is not possible to sit alone, consider standing. Keep at least 2m to everyone else at all times, and learn to like metal or heavy music in general. Unless the national hockey team has won the championship, never show any emotion while outside your home. Or not even at home. Always binge drink Friday and Saturday, if your internal organs can handle that. Do it still even if they can't.

Advanced courses are learning the inner meaning of Sisu (not the candy) by drinking alone at home while watching the original Unknown soldier-movie, and learning the classical philosophy of Pertti 'Spede' Pasanen. Nimittäin.

Get an idea on how Savonian logic works.

By then you will fit right in!

EDIT: I also have to add that between Donald and Mickey its always Donald. When time comes and you are asked, the ones who pick Mickey will not be even bothered to be buried for a memorial because there is no need to remember those people.

And Rosa-Barksian canon plus works not in direct conflict with the said canon. Ducktales is a heresy. This cannot be stressed enough.

For training simulation on living in Finland, there is always My Summer Car Project.

Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 18:38 on Jan 22, 2019

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Randaconda posted:

Finland sounds like utopia, how well would a general American mutt fit in

Don't be fooled, if it's anything like the other Nordic countries there's a reason you have to commit social security fraud in order to be able to afford alcohol

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Phlegmish posted:

Don't be fooled, if it's anything like the other Nordic countries there's a reason you have to commit social security fraud in order to be able to afford alcohol

Lol look at this noob who doesn't know about kilju

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

jesus I know you guys sort of teamed up with Germany that one time but you didn't have to make a booze about it

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Sagebrush posted:

sound on: "a diesel engine attempting to start in -40 weather"

https://i.imgur.com/oyu2eAQ.mp4

it is the kazakh language and he is doing vocal warmups

Soooo.... he got speed in his kush? That about right?

E: Somebody pleeeeeease put some subtitles on this, don't matter much what so long as there's a shitton of them squirting by gorilla warfare style it'll be awesome I can tell

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:08 on Jan 22, 2019

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Phy posted:

jesus I know you guys sort of teamed up with Germany that one time but you didn't have to make a booze about it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1087810490556956680

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009


:golfclap:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Randaconda posted:

Finland sounds like utopia, how well would a general American mutt fit in

How do you feel about conquering peoples as part of the Golden Horde?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

If an actual Mongol ever registers, I'm hosed.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Jerry Cotton posted:

How do you feel about conquering peoples as part of the Golden Horde?

:frogon:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I have such horny things to show you!

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Jerry Cotton posted:

How do you feel about conquering peoples as part of the Golden Horde?

Thought I was in the EU4 thread after reading this.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


I’m trying god drat it!

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



Every Irish Simpsons Brexit meme I've seen has been amazing.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

brexit be like

BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar




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May 6, 2007




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