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Waltzing Along posted:Make her give you a blowie every time a named character dies. Poor guy is gonna look like the dude from Thinner by the end of season 3.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Required watching: I thought you were gonna post this: https://youtu.be/5Krz-dyD-UQ
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Solice Kirsk posted:Poor guy is gonna look like the dude from Thinner by the end of season 3. Best not watch it in the car.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Required watching: This is hilarious to me because now he is way more famous than her. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 07:13 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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Jan 22, 2019 07:02
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Moridin920 posted:This is hilarious to me because now he is way more famous than her. he's also already typecast as a dickless failure. he has a bright career ahead of him, disappointing his TV/movie dads
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Jan 22, 2019 15:13
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brienne of tarth is a loving retard loser idiot and somehow she bumbled her way into killing stannis? just what the gently caress
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DoctorGonzo posted:brienne of tarth is a loving retard loser idiot and somehow she bumbled her way into killing stannis? just what the gently caress Stannis kicked some serious rear end at the battle of Blackwater and again at the battle for Winterfell where he managed to take out two northmen at the same time while heavily wounded. Brienne's greates accomplishment was to execute a dying man. Here's a list of things Brienne has accomplished on the show:
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Think of all the embarrassment she'd have spared her family if she just married like a normal lady
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogp4SEoJAZA
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Stannis kicked some serious rear end at the battle of Blackwater and again at the battle for Winterfell where he managed to take out two northmen at the same time while heavily wounded. Brienne's greates accomplishment was to execute a dying man. The subtext is no matter how manly a woman may be, she's still just a woman. Gurm is kinda chauvinistic. But is that really a surprise?
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poverty goat posted:Think of all the embarrassment she'd have spared her family if she just married like a normal lady Ha ha, surely you jest! What man would have that towering she-beast, played by extremely unattractive woman Gwendoline Christie
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Nerses IV posted:Ha ha, surely you jest! What man would have that towering she-beast, played by extremely unattractive woman Gwendoline Christie Nobles don't marry for love. She is the .1% of ugly westerosi women who could easily have married a prince
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Brienne and Jaime gonna smash this season.
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Lol if you don't think perennial failure Jamie Lannister will ultimately choose to burn alongside his family name before doing the right thing for himself, brienne, Tyrion, or westeros. The only way they ever bone is if cersei decides she wants an alliance with tarth
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hey we have this battle tested general who is stubborn as gently caress and got a army *get all his crap burned by 3 guys * burns his daughter, who may be the only thing he actually loved *loses to some loving plot armored edgy mcedgy * gets killed by a loser
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Nerses IV posted:Ha ha, surely you jest! What man would have that towering she-beast, played by extremely unattractive woman Gwendoline Christie Have her bred with the mountain to obtain oversized swordsmen
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DoctorGonzo posted:hey we have this battle tested general who is stubborn as gently caress and got a army Is this another case of "He was cooler in the books"? Because honestly most of these characters suck, looking back
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Stannis was the best
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Is this another case of "He was cooler in the books"? i got bored with the first one and read lotr again
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Demon Of The Fall posted:Stannis was the best Best what?
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I liked when Roosevelt Bolton got shanked by his son pointlessly
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Jan 22, 2019 20:18
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I liked the season that was just torture and rape porn. Very poignant
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I hope Tyrion mariostomps some Lannister goombas.
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I hope the time jumps between scenes accelerates even faster
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This is how I want it to end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMK6lzmSk2o Except no lead up. Just a fight that crashes thru a wall. I think it would go over well except with the idiots who take themselves too seriously.
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To make it extra good, it crashes thru a wall into a forest where Michael C. Hall is chopping down a tree. Then the screen goes black. Then post credits they are all sitting in a jail cell. Fuckin' a, I should be a big time HBO studio director/producer.
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And then Jon Snow says and that is how I met your mother and then Cersei is like you shoulda been loving Arya all along and then they get abducted by aliens and then Jamie gets hit in the head with a golf ball and the screen goes dark again and then he wakes up in bed w/ Suzanne Pleshette and he says you should wear more sweaters and then I have run out of good/bad famous TV show endings so please feel free to pile on.
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The crash through a wall into GURMs house where he is busy not writing the ending. He starts verbally criticising all the surviving characters, saying that this isn't how he pictured them at all, as they stop fighting, lay down arms and listen, embarrassment slowly coming over them. Some begin to sob quietly. The camera pans out and we see that it was all a dream of an autistic child all along, playing with toy soldiers.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Stannis kicked some serious rear end at the battle of Blackwater and again at the battle for Winterfell where he managed to take out two northmen at the same time while heavily wounded. Brienne's greates accomplishment was to execute a dying man. The show touches on it and it is made a bigger deal in the books but she is also the only person who fought toe to toe with Jaime Lannister and won. Jaime even thinks "holy poo poo even if I was at my pre-imprisonment prime I don't think I could beat her." Which means she is likely one of the best if not *the* best sword in Westeros. She also wins Renly's tournament, defeating Loras Tyrell (the other "maybe best swordsman in Westeros" candidate). In the books she could probably easily handle the Hound. Waltzing Along posted:The subtext is no matter how manly a woman may be, she's still just a woman. Gurm is kinda chauvinistic. But is that really a surprise? I mean you could make the argument but in this instance the message from the books seems to be "lol this is hands down one of the best warriors in the entire land and these idiots can't see it because all they can do is see a woman." Then she tricks Jaime into getting executed. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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could she beat a magical beetle knight
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Stannis sitting in a tavern singing along silently with the local bard's rendition of "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" but it cuts to black mid sentence
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In the books she got her face eaten by a hobo
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Jon Snow common law marries the head ice guy, and they rule the unified kingdoms forever and ever... Or at least till the winter ends.
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He melted his icy heart ❤️... and finally, winter “came”
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:He melted his icy heart ❤️... and finally, winter “came”
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I bet ice guy doesnt gently caress with a soft dick
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Glenn Quebec posted:I liked when Roosevelt Bolton got shanked by his son pointlessly Remember this masterpiece of trolling? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XKausjR-TQ
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etalian posted:Remember this masterpiece of trolling? So much better then stupid kooky loving RAMSAY.
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