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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Boxturret posted:

i just don't understand paint 3d

like what is it? what is it for? why do they want it to replace mspaint?

looks to me that you understand it just fine

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Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

john mcaffee gets his mouth poo poo in from women in his custom sex-hammock and I dunno why people bother talking about anything else

eat the dick, not the poo poo, mcaffee

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Hey, remember supply chain? The one blockchain use case that approaches feasibility? Well, the Hyperledger group just decided to add a new project specifically targeting supply chain use cases (apparently ignoring that half their other projects are also targeting this same use case). This one’s selling point? All the chaincodes/smart contracts are written in WebAssembly (and this project wants to make WASM the default chaincode language).

https://www.hyperledger.org/blog/2019/01/22/announcing-hyperledger-grid-a-new-project-to-help-build-and-deliver-supply-chain-solutions

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

LanceHunter posted:

All the chaincodes/smart contracts are written in WebAssembly (and this project wants to make WASM the default chaincode language).

MOV AH, 0D
INT 21

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

BangersInMyKnickers posted:

john mcaffee gets his mouth poo poo in from women in his custom sex-hammock and I dunno why people bother talking about anything else
I was not expecting a scat vs whale rape debate today *pulls out stack of notes* Webster's dictionary defines consent as

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

gschmidl posted:

MOV AH, 0D
INT 21
DEX 12
CHA 8
Initiative pass: 10 minutes

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Bitcoin wasn't easy.... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 1 day ago by Satoshi_addiction

I wrote a letter today to my granchildren explaining that Hodling the Bitcoin that enables a better life for them then wasn't easy to achieve. Their grandfather wasn't just lucky to buy bitcoin for a few thousand dollars, it was hard. Hard to hold and not "cash out" during multiple bear markets. Hard not to abandon during malicious forks claiming to be the real Bitcoin. Hard for their grandfather to watch his initial investment multiply tenfold and then lose eight fold but still hold on because he wasn't a professional trader. What made it manageable was knowing that Bitcoin is revolutionary and although hard sometimes their grandfather saw how it was a game changer from the current (at the time) monetary policy and crooked fiat schemes. Spend it wisely my young ones, do good in the world with it and help others. Remember that In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.

Grandpa

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

...! posted:

Bitcoin wasn't easy.... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 1 day ago by Satoshi_addiction

I wrote a letter today to my granchildren explaining that Hodling the Bitcoin that enables a better life for them then wasn't easy to achieve. Their grandfather wasn't just lucky to buy bitcoin for a few thousand dollars, it was hard. Hard to hold and not "cash out" during multiple bear markets. Hard not to abandon during malicious forks claiming to be the real Bitcoin. Hard for their grandfather to watch his initial investment multiply tenfold and then lose eight fold but still hold on because he wasn't a professional trader. What made it manageable was knowing that Bitcoin is revolutionary and although hard sometimes their grandfather saw how it was a game changer from the current (at the time) monetary policy and crooked fiat schemes. Spend it wisely my young ones, do good in the world with it and help others. Remember that In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.

Grandpa

was... was this the letter?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
More like oldcoin

Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1087772979730239490

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






gschmidl posted:

MOV AH, 0D
INT 21

What's disk reset gonna do?

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

i'm the crypto cuttencies

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

...! posted:

Bitcoin wasn't easy.... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 1 day ago by Satoshi_addiction

I wrote a letter today to my granchildren explaining that Hodling the Bitcoin that enables a better life for them then wasn't easy to achieve. Their grandfather wasn't just lucky to buy bitcoin for a few thousand dollars, it was hard. Hard to hold and not "cash out" during multiple bear markets. Hard not to abandon during malicious forks claiming to be the real Bitcoin. Hard for their grandfather to watch his initial investment multiply tenfold and then lose eight fold but still hold on because he wasn't a professional trader. What made it manageable was knowing that Bitcoin is revolutionary and although hard sometimes their grandfather saw how it was a game changer from the current (at the time) monetary policy and crooked fiat schemes. Spend it wisely my young ones, do good in the world with it and help others. Remember that In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.

Grandpa

procreation fanfiction from an incel valorizing the hard work of "don't sell thing when number go down"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
look at this unfaithful peon that doesn't believe in the life extending properties of the blockchain

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



here lies grandpa

our inheritance is useless

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

mcafee is a goner-- there's no gold fringe on those flags

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

if there's one thing I know, it's that talking about ongoing legal charges against you is always a good idea

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



i haven't paid taxes for eight years because it's not illegal



the irs have filed charges against me and anybody involved in funding me for unspecified tax crimes




:thunk:

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Ghostlight posted:

i haven't paid taxes for eight years because it's not illegal



the irs have filed charges against me and anybody involved in funding me for unspecified tax crimes




:thunk:

all I did was taunt them directly and tell them to "come find me." that they would come find me is outrageous and I am appalled at this clear act of aggression on their part

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Chaincodes, AKA chodes.

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k

KnifeWrench posted:

all I did was taunt them directly and tell them to "come find me." that they would come find me is outrageous and I am appalled at this clear act of aggression on their part

at war with government

running from government

running for government

mcafee 2020

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



reposting from the secfuck thread, my government is wasting money on blockchains


oh no, there's more and it's worse

https://twitter.com/jinnysims

https://news.gov.bc.ca/releases/2019CITZ0002-000062

of all the entities that would possibly be lured by "trustless" "immutable" ledgers, i can't for the life of me understand why that would be of interest to a government. it doesn't matter if loonies don't trust you, you're the law! :psyduck:

i can't find any mention of it in respectable news media, so it probably flew under the radar

but its source seems to be on github

https://github.com/bcgov/TheOrgBook

and includes very interesting documents like this https://github.com/bcgov/TheOrgBook/blob/master/docs/tobwallet.md

quote:

TheOrgBook HL-Indy Wallet Requirements
In the self-sovereign identity (SSI) world,

:thunk:

here are some more links about whatever this is

https://orgbook.gov.bc.ca/
https://vonx.io/

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



be your own you

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



from what i can tell you can look at the blockchains here http://159.89.115.24/

and that also seems to be the interface that the trusted central authorities can use to make writes to the trustless decentralized ledger

so if you want to register businesses for free just hop on some government clerk's wifi and sniff that key

then again there's an open issue about enabling authentication so maybe you don't even need to go through the effort, i'm not about to try and find out https://github.com/bcgov/TheOrgBook/issues/704

fisting by many fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Jan 23, 2019

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh hey i live there

:smithicide:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
sfylbc

if you start up nanaimobarcoin, let me know

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Boxturret posted:

oh hey i live there

:smithicide:

https://twitter.com/KenSad2/status/1087847988502949888

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
oh god there's more of them

https://twitter.com/WallStTroll/status/1078854207481016320

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
its nice to know that the legally dead racist frog supports mcafeeism

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Boxturret posted:

its nice to know that the legally dead racist frog supports mcafeeism

the frog is also holding his penis in that image

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

the frog is also holding his penis in that image

frogs don’t have penises, they have cloacas

:goonsay:

unless you meant that the frog was holding mcafee’s penis, which i can neither confirm or deny

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


...! posted:

Bitcoin wasn't easy.... (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 1 day ago by Satoshi_addiction

I wrote a letter today to my granchildren explaining that Hodling the Bitcoin that enables a better life for them then wasn't easy to achieve. Their grandfather wasn't just lucky to buy bitcoin for a few thousand dollars, it was hard. Hard to hold and not "cash out" during multiple bear markets. Hard not to abandon during malicious forks claiming to be the real Bitcoin. Hard for their grandfather to watch his initial investment multiply tenfold and then lose eight fold but still hold on because he wasn't a professional trader. What made it manageable was knowing that Bitcoin is revolutionary and although hard sometimes their grandfather saw how it was a game changer from the current (at the time) monetary policy and crooked fiat schemes. Spend it wisely my young ones, do good in the world with it and help others. Remember that In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins.

Grandpa

assumes he will breed
assumes humanity will survive to the point where his grandchildren will learn to read

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

the frog is also holding his penis in that image

welp, mcafee is now obligated to gently caress it

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
do you have to be deluded to buy bitcoin. or does buying bitcoin make you deluded

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

This does not make sense when, again, aggregate indicia also indicate improvements. The belief that things are worse is false. It remains false.

jimmyjams posted:

do you have to be deluded to buy bitcoin. or does buying bitcoin make you deluded

yes

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
only the deluded post on r/Bitcoin. the buyers who realized how stupid it all is left quietly and you don't hear from them

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Sedge and Bee posted:

assumes he will breed
assumes humanity will survive to the point where his grandchildren will learn to read

thanks for buying imaginary e-gold that's completely useless now that the global infrastructure is in shambles and the internet doesn't work instead of using the money to buy the actually scarce, valuable, uncopyable resource of "fertile land somewhere above the sea level rise high water mark" grandpa. i'm so glad your stupid obsession with the failure of fiat currency has doomed me to a life of backbreaking slave labor on the cricket plantations

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 08:15 on Jan 23, 2019

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
its neat how even in their dreams it will take a few generations for bitcoin to take over and they may not live to see it

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

fisting by many posted:

reposting from the secfuck thread, my government is wasting money on blockchains


oh no, there's more and it's worse

https://twitter.com/jinnysims

https://news.gov.bc.ca/releases/2019CITZ0002-000062

of all the entities that would possibly be lured by "trustless" "immutable" ledgers, i can't for the life of me understand why that would be of interest to a government. it doesn't matter if loonies don't trust you, you're the law! :psyduck:

i can't find any mention of it in respectable news media, so it probably flew under the radar

but its source seems to be on github

https://github.com/bcgov/TheOrgBook

and includes very interesting documents like this https://github.com/bcgov/TheOrgBook/blob/master/docs/tobwallet.md


:thunk:

here are some more links about whatever this is

https://orgbook.gov.bc.ca/
https://vonx.io/

lol she sure is proud of it, she's tweeted twenty to thirty times about it in the last twenty four hours

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

LanceHunter posted:

Hey, remember supply chain? The one blockchain use case that approaches feasibility? Well, the Hyperledger group just decided to add a new project specifically targeting supply chain use cases (apparently ignoring that half their other projects are also targeting this same use case). This one’s selling point? All the chaincodes/smart contracts are written in WebAssembly (and this project wants to make WASM the default chaincode language).

https://www.hyperledger.org/blog/2019/01/22/announcing-hyperledger-grid-a-new-project-to-help-build-and-deliver-supply-chain-solutions

I mean it’s better than solidity

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