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Jurgan posted:I distinctly remember a parody commercial (probably SNL) from years ago where they had something like 18 blades on a razor, and it showed animation of each blade cutting the hair shorter. Something about how it just kept exaggerating it further and further. Al Jaffee of MAD magazine invented the multiblade razor in 1979.
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Jurgan posted:Crossposting from IOSM thread: "Look, twelve year-olds like my political agenda! Who doesn't trust their judgement?!"
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Jurgan posted:Crossposting from IOSM thread: Why is having a totally broken brain not a crime yet?
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I almost want it to be true because conservative kids almost invariably become leftist once they realize not everyone has their exact upbringing. That kid just needs to read, like, an American Girl book set during the depression and she'll be the next Emma Goldman. Denver that 13 year old who spoke at the Republican Convention beck in 2008 or whatever? Full on socialist once he hit college.
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Decrepus posted:Why is having a totally broken brain not a crime yet? plenty of people with broken brains get murdered by police and imprisoned all the time, so
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Jurgan posted:Crossposting from IOSM thread: I'm trying to tea-leaf read the favourite spelling. Presumably an American kid ('our border'). Is it that likely that they would encounter that spelling and have it stick?
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kimbo305 posted:I'm trying to tea-leaf read the favourite spelling. Presumably an American kid ('our border'). Is it that likely that they would encounter that spelling and have it stick? Do not know of likelihood of that, I only know it's probably more likely that this wasn't written by an American kid (or adult for that matter) or even originally posted by an American. Also more likely it's some Canadian's take on current politics in the US for what reason anyone would go to these lengths remains a mystery e: could be a Canadian transplant, I went to high school with one kid who was from Newfoundland who came with his family all the way down to Texas and he spelled things like that like one would expect
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I didn't know Canadians used British (aka wrong) spelling.
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Skwirl posted:I didn't know Canadians used British (aka wrong) spelling. I think you mean correct spelling. I dunno how you guys down there pronounce colour. Because when I say it, I can definitely hear the effects the u has.
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Jurgan posted:Not the one I was thinking of, but still good. I believe the one you’re referencing is Platinum Mach 14. Google says Season 25, episode 18, aired 5/6/2000. No video link that I could find.
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Why was she at a library when she can't read 
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I'm law 567309-8.
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I'm law 867-5309. Like they couldn't even come up with a better fake number.
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Also I am reasonably sure laws are not just called "law 567309-8". They'll be called something like Massachusetts General Laws Part II, Title I, Chapter 186, Section 15B, Subsection (2). (That is the Massachusetts law that governs security deposits for rental property).
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I'm pretty sure even in the stdh the kid is intended to have made the law up.
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Please don't dunk on this homeschool future lawyer. One day she's going to be selling you your SovCit grift bullshit and you'll be sorry.
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kimbo305 posted:Like they couldn't even come up with a better fake number. drat you, I’m gonna have that stuck in my head for the rest of the day.
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Skwirl posted:I didn't know Canadians used British (aka wrong) spelling. Canadian spelling is mostly British: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Defence_Defense_Labour_Labor_British_American_spelling_by_country.svg
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'She gave the standard "I'm home schooled" answer.' makes it sound like she's lying about being homeschooled.
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kimbo305 posted:I'm trying to tea-leaf read the favourite spelling. Presumably an American kid ('our border'). Is it that likely that they would encounter that spelling and have it stick? My headcanon is that the movie Favourite is going to change how Americans spell that word forever, because it's an exceptional movie, and Olivia Colman is fantastic in it, and everyone should watch it, thank you for listening.
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quote:A male colleague was making fun of the #metoo movement a few days ago, and many more (I’m one of 5 women in a department of 200 men) joined in. So I raised my voice and said I was glad women were speaking up about sexual harassment and assault and that I hoped that everyone who perpetuated this toxic behavior got taken down. Lady, don't I wish, but you made this poo poo up.
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We have year-round schools where I live and the kids are all on different tracks, so at any given time some group of kids is out of school for two or three weeks (rather than being out for 3 months in the summer). Seeing kids out and around during the school year ain't no big thang, seriously. Welp, that's my contribution to this STDH story.
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The girl's knowledge of maths ends with knowing how to say that fake law number. It's like in that movie with Jim Belushi, where his fake daughter is illiterate but can spell one big word to impress people.
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GreenMetalSun posted:
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Decrepus posted:Remember when you were younger and things were cooler? So do we at brand. God I hate brands, serious post I maybe grant them the right to exist but not to interact with people Except Solylent Green I guess that's pretty unavoidable
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Slippery posted:God I hate brands, serious post All the brands I like are dead.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Also I am reasonably sure laws are not just called "law 567309-8". They'll be called something like Massachusetts General Laws Part II, Title I, Chapter 186, Section 15B, Subsection (2). Sounds like something a member of the bourgeois would know, please stand against this wall for a moment  of course
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Jerry Cotton posted:All the brands I like are dead. I'm only into brands you've never heard of.
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Paladinus posted:My headcanon is that the movie Favourite is going to change how Americans spell that word forever, because it's an exceptional movie, and Olivia Colman is fantastic in it, and everyone should watch it, thank you for listening. The Favourite is great, but nah. We understand that other people spell some words differently, not going to budge.  But definitely see The Favourite.
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:We have year-round schools where I live and the kids are all on different tracks, so at any given time some group of kids is out of school for two or three weeks (rather than being out for 3 months in the summer). Seeing kids out and around during the school year ain't no big thang, seriously. We had the same thing when I was in junior high in the early nineties. We'd still get hassled by the olds at the grocery store closest to the school all the time. Even though the schedule had been in place for years and we were replaced monthly by other kids.
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quote:A male colleague was making fun of the #metoo movement a few days ago, and many more (I’m one of 5 women in a department of 200 men) joined in. So I raised my voice and said I was glad women were speaking up about sexual harassment and assault and that I hoped that everyone who perpetuated this toxic behavior got taken down. Later that day, the landlord evicted her as her bank accounts had been drained by identity thieves.
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What is it with internet people who think groups of people, particularly poorly paid fast food employees, break out into song like that? I mean, they force them to at hellholes like coldstone, but places where it doesn't belong like a wendys would just make me even more uncomfortable.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:What is it with internet people who think groups of people, particularly poorly paid fast food employees, break out into song like that? I mean, they force them to at hellholes like coldstone, but places where it doesn't belong like a wendys would just make me even more uncomfortable. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZrmp9tXGb0
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yeah I eat rear end posted:What is it with internet people who think groups of people, particularly poorly paid fast food employees, break out into song like that? I mean, they force them to at hellholes like coldstone, but places where it doesn't belong like a wendys would just make me even more uncomfortable. didnt you see that anna Kendrick video worth the cups? wasnt that a documentary Slippery has a new favorite as of 20:43 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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Jesus it's legit weird to hear them say chink, n-word and human being like that. Broadcasting standards have improved a lot~ Also isn't "chink" actually historically inaccurate for a western? I thought that was more a turn of the 20th century phrase voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 20:56 on Jan 27, 2019 |
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bike tory posted:Jesus it's legit weird to hear them say chink, n-word and human being like that. Broadcasting standards have improved a lot~ broadcast standards?
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