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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
how is this not the onion
https://twitter.com/New_Narrative/status/1088249449577623552

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

what it actually is is that no one pays any attention to Donald Trump

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Schnorkles posted:

what it actually is is that no one pays any attention to Donald Trump

take it back

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Galactivate me

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
he's YOUR president

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"I love the kush," John Boehner said. When pressed for her further comment, he said "what?"

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Schnorkles posted:

please be aware for any lurkers or new posters that sexy schnork pics are NOT canon.

Pls explain these canons then

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/RuairiWood/status/1088105834704445441

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

fits my needs posted:

lmao for all the cspammers that jack off about public transit, it seems like everyone has an excuse for not taking it

There was a new rail line that travels between Fort Worth and the DFW airport. Between that line, the Dallas DART system, and the Denton DCTA, it may cost ya a penny or two but you can take a train throughout the entirety of the DFW area. I think it's really neat, as I like to take day trips by train to wander around downtowns that are absolute garbage to drive though.:shobon:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

This is some Joseph Heller poo poo right here

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

well, i mean they DO, but not like, really

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
well well well

http://twitter.com/propornot

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
guys.... guys... i just drank a bottle of galaxative

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

harris fantasizes about sending cardi b to prison

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1088221641837023234

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

oh my god its gonna happen

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


I'll vote for whoever hires Krang or Dril

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

...Benghazi?

I'm sorry, I've only checked the thread 6 times today and am way too behind.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bip Roberts posted:

guys.... guys... i just drank a bottle of galaxative

do you have a vagina and scrotum now

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
"Today's state of the union, brought to you by Viagra"

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
i dreamed i saw manafort last night
on a sidewalk in DC
said i, "but paul, you're jailed right now!"
"i'm doing crimes," said he
"i'm doing crimes," said he

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
why the gently caress would trump give his speech in literally the one place that CNN wouldn't air live

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Ormus was discovered in Arizona by a gold miner in 1975 where a strange new substance emanated like light from the ground. Researchers do not know exactly what to look for because this is not found on the periodic table, it is also in monoatomic form so in other words is a one atom mineral. Ormus stands for orbitally rearranged monoatomic element.

There are properties to Ormus that are unknown, clairvoyant consumers report is behaving like a "portal", affecting various wellness concerns.

This is alkaline. It clears the tongue for instance better than a toothbrush would after you eat a dairy product. It can help balance your system after consuming something acidic like coffee that has a pH of 2.

Channelers and psychics have used this product to rebalance their system after doing readings and sessions

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
hard drat dick sotu

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

2DCAT posted:

Pls explain these canons then


triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



2DCAT posted:

Pls explain these canons then

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Do it you fat bitch

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is some Joseph Heller poo poo right here

2019 owns

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


hahaha please do this

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
SOTU: veiny and ripping hard

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
trump ,who is the most insecure person ever, thinks hannity embarrasses himself by sucking up to him so much

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
sexy schnork pics, regardless of gender, are NOT canon

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lmao

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/MeowMeowBeamz/status/1088251607052038145

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
like an over inflated dirigible

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



pathetic little tramp posted:

I have a trip to Canada I've been planning for 5 years at the end fo February and I think I have to cancel.

just go, you'll be fine, and if you're not, you just get to skip the rest of the hellworld that's coming

don't let that fat orange bitch ruin your vacation lol

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


This but commercial breaks every 5 minutes and more than half of the airtime is only Hannity standing and clapping

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mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/MariahMyriah/status/1088202862549704704

some americans are worried about creeping fascism but it already arrived years ago lol

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