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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Picnic Princess posted:

Here's some wholesome earth science and ecology memes to help counter this poo poo world.













They're a nice distraction from people threatening to kill our premier because of a new provincial park all day.

:yeah:

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

When I simulate fellatio on a popsicle, I cradle the nonexistent popsicle balls.

il_cornuto
Oct 10, 2004

Tory councillor wants homeless people's tents torn down, leading to a tasty ratio:
https://twitter.com/kathkelloway/status/1088519089411293184

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
That's one hell of a ratio.

e: Pic in case she deletes, got at just the right time.

jobson groeth has a new favorite as of 08:22 on Jan 25, 2019

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
i like how she defends herself by saying they should just get hostel rooms. Does her party support paying for those rooms?

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
This is why I enjoy living in Chesterfield - while certain areas are discouraged from being used, a common place for the homeless to sleep is the porch of the city council building - that same building serves a free breakfast for rough sleepers. It's not perfect, I think the temp fence the council put in front of the alcoves at the bus shelters behind the little mall was meant to deter them from gathering there, but it's better than most places.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
How the gently caress do you go out in the middle of the loving winter demand that peoples only shelter gets torn down? Does she think people live in those tents because its just so much fun to go camping in the streets of Cardiff?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

nashona posted:

There's a old thread in a/t about librarianship.

https://twitter.com/jessamyn/status/1088104019522998275?s=19

And that's why you always bring a poop knife.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
Why are their pipes barely on the cusp of not being able to handle the upper end of shits? If there's ONE THING you overengineer and don't go with the cheapest option on...

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust

Rough sleepers is a great term and I hope it catches on in the States

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Shai-Hulud posted:

How the gently caress do you go out in the middle of the loving winter demand that peoples only shelter gets torn down? Does she think people live in those tents because its just so much fun to go camping in the streets of Cardiff?

https://twitter.com/kathkelloway/status/1088583438096105473

She will fight tooth and nail to ensure that there is never any funding for this

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

il_cornuto posted:

Tory councillor wants homeless people's tents torn down, leading to a tasty ratio:
https://twitter.com/kathkelloway/status/1088519089411293184

Holy poo poo she has such a Tory face. So sour. So slightly inbred.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I lived in Cardiff for years and queen street is poo poo anyway. Full of out of towners in circles gawking at crap magicians like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen. Turn the whole place into a homeless camp for all I care.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

EL BROMANCE posted:

I lived in Cardiff for years and queen street is poo poo anyway. Full of out of towners in circles gawking at crap magicians like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen. Turn the whole place into a homeless camp for all I care.

But the city's image

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





A couple wholesome casino work memes.




EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Picnic Princess posted:

But the city's image

Cardiff's a pretty great place, but it's image is already entirely based on a once-per-year 'expose' by the Daily Mail who camp their photographers out in the streets to photograph the worst of humanity pissed up and vomiting/fighting in the streets (mostly on stag/hen party's etc so not locals).

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Untrustable posted:

A couple wholesome casino work memes.


:bisonyes:

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
I work at a college (actually two colleges)









zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What's "clear your hands"

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

zoux posted:

What's "clear your hands"

It's an action where you hold your hands out palms down with fingers splayed and then rotate them palms up.

Casino employees have to do it in view of a camera before starting or ending any work with a machine or cards. Edit: or money, or practically ANYTHING. It's also known as cleaning or washing your hands.

The most common time you will see it is when dealers switch out. Both dealers will do it. Key thing is that EVERYONE in a casino has to drill this into their heads at some point so it becomes Pavlovian and I've heard of some casino employees doing it in their sleep.

TheCIASentMe has a new favorite as of 16:38 on Jan 25, 2019

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Brawnfire posted:

Tare poo poo up.
:golfclap:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1088824010392195072

But what about my channel devoted to whining about dyed hair in Star Wars? SJWs win again smh.

It's gonna be cool as hell if this actually happens and all those conspiracy theorists see their video views drop through the floor and start blaming the Learned Elders of Zion

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
I watched a video of the Chapo Trap House playing a Call of Cthulhu RPG session, and now I keep getting recommended a video called "What if Nyralathotep was real?" :psyduck:

OhAreThey
Oct 12, 2012

I like your nurse's uniform, guy.
As a librarian, I can confirm that our memes are insufferable and unfunny.

Rich Uncle Chet
Jan 20, 2005


The Law? Law is a Human Institution.


I worked at a Public Library when I was paying my way through College. I was the only one on staff under 50.

I am not at all surprised that all those library memes are like that. That being said, they're all cute and pretty harmless.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler



Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/960680566327795712

:discourse:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/dylanhm/status/1088459998672281606?s=19

Actias
Oct 9, 2012

This is a postcard, but postcards are both social and media, so it kind of counts, right?



BEA is Book Expo America, a publishing trade show. Grumpy Cat was indeed there in order to promote a book.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


:sever:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Do the same thing but in a dead tongue, to a forgotten god

McGurk
Oct 20, 2004

Cuz life sucks, kids. Get it while you can.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGIkGbs1VEc

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1088824010392195072

But what about my channel devoted to whining about dyed hair in Star Wars? SJWs win again smh.

I wouldn't be surprised if the point was to make the algorithm recommend more "respectable" right wing propaganda. They get way more support when they stick with cultural grievances, plus it's hard to continue enabling Q-Anon when anyone with some semblance of research skills can figure out it's true and you're at the center of it.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm skeptical that they will be able to change it in a way that serves their revenue model and prevents gaming the algorithm at the same time.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

I love how stilted and lovely his delivery is.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

OhAreThey posted:

As a librarian, I can confirm that our memes are insufferable and unfunny.

I don't usually do this, but the username/post combo is killing me here.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
The top two comments on a video of a guy singing a silly song:



These people are so hilariously angry and out of touch with reality. Lol @ alt-left and rational Donald Trump.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

I refuse to accept the term "cis" because when an oppressed group are renamed by their oppressors that is colonization. They are taking our spaces, resources, identities, and renaming us. Call them what they are: colonizers.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I refuse to accept the term "cis" because when an oppressed group are renamed by their oppressors that is colonization. They are taking our spaces, resources, identities, and renaming us. Call them what they are: colonizers.

LoB your account should be dead from ferrying all this radioactive waste into here

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Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Brawnfire posted:

LoB your account should be dead from ferrying all this radioactive waste into here

However, not all fedgov employees are people like you and me.

They are the Democratic Party vote bank, hired to vote, not to work. No one will lend them money, because there is no chance in hell they are going to pay it back, and they don’t have any savings.

This shutdown inflicts massive pain on people who don’t vote republican, on people who get paid not for doing anything remotely useful, but for voting Democrat. White government employees are generally hired to do something. Most government employees are hired because the permanent government wants a certain demographic in a certain electorate. And that demographic is not white and male.

On the first missed payday, we shall see that in certain electorates there are very large numbers of government employees who are absolutely and totally unemployable, who were hired because they profile as people that no normal person would ever hire for any normal job and who in a civilized society would be killed, exiled, or sold into slavery, and who can therefore be relied upon to vote democratic, and in these electorates there will be a whole lot of government employees complaining about genuine hardship. And, needless to say, these are electorates represented by Democrats.

So, all the pain is inflicted on Democrats in electorates represented by Democrats. The people that it hurts are people who were getting benefits for being Democratic party voters. Less benefit, less votes.

I predict a band of plains apes descending on their white Democratic Party representatives after January 15. I would like to see naked cannibal plains apes, but regrettably they will probably be still be wearing clothes. There will, however be a smell revealing that some of them lack the intelligence and self control necessary to learn or retain toilet training, and they will threaten to eat their Democratic Representatives, even if they regrettably refrain from actually eating them. Actual consumption of political representatives will not happen until several years of further movement left.

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