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Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Yup yup yup, especially if Trump is the one who directed it

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1088804645177380866

lol they started a lobbying firm together 30 years ago, and now they're getting prosecuted in the same courtroom by the same judge.

its heartwarming when you think about it.

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Okay Jared my plan is to go out there and set the record straight on roger


*Jared smears the presidents orange makeup*



*only ten more minutes till the spiders eat that idea and he can start over*

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



he's caving because nobody is more powerful than a strike amongst critical infrastructure workers, which is what is rapidly approaching

he would've happily held the SOTU in the Trump Hotel DC lol, he would've made a killing off of it, like he SHOULD HAVE DONE WITH THE loving FAKE NEWS AWARDS THAT HE BAILED ON GODDAMNIT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

we needed the sotu so this is good

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Reality Winter posted:

Nintendo canceled metroid prime 4 lmaos

way to have a reading comprehension

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

mdemone posted:

I would very much like to not have to do this anymore. I am very tired.

srsly tho

part of me can't wait to be bored enough to check out of the news again but another part of me knows this is my life now and forever

(both partrs drink to excess, it owns)

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

smarxist posted:

Oh my God

CBS was just speculating Pelosi will have to fold and let him do it for DECORUM since he reopened the government

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

deadwing posted:

make the speech

At least bring back the lady yelling at reporters that they can't block the teleprompter.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I'm being told the delay is because Trump's asking around to see if he legally HAS to put a quarter in his rear end because he played himself

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
lmao Congress announced the thing before Trump could and now he's desperately trying to figure out what he's going to say

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Charlie Kirk is a loving moron and I hate him

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

CBS was just speculating Pelosi will have to fold and let him do it for DECORUM since he reopened the government

? she always said he could do it if he reopened

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

cumshitter posted:

oh yeah welll one of my ex-boyfriends is so dumb i nearly went to jail for loving him

oh dear

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





lmebo

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1088869221717692416

lmao if pelosi cucks him again

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.

sexpig by night posted:

I'm being told the delay is because Trump's asking around to see if he legally HAS to put a quarter in his rear end because he played himself

lol

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

trump to announce that chuck 'n nancy have been detained and are en route with the chain gangs to begin wall construction. the government will not reopen.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
more leik.....

uhhh.



UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>.



Charlie Cuck!!!!!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



MAKE THE SPEECH FAT BITCH I HAVE WORK TO DO

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


This would actually convert me to full-on fan

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

come on you dumb orange bitch i have to go to work soon

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
https://twitter.com/solid_bot/status/1088199069816815616

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 9 days!

Hahaha

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1088866460330528769
lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/evanmcmurry/status/1088868850442096640?s=19

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


:thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

really hosed up that no one is chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP to get him to come out

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Trump.......make the speech

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



If the president is 15 minutes late we can leave

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

how loving great would it be if he did the emergency because he saw too many people saying he got owned

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
watch trump at the last minute turn the 3 week option down and just rant at the podium for 30 minutes


(oh god pelase)))

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

It would seem very Miller/Kushner to try to slip in some unagreed to poo poo thinking it will force the Dems to include it when it will really just prolong the shutdown.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Epic High Five posted:

he's caving because nobody is more powerful than a strike amongst critical infrastructure workers, which is what is rapidly approaching

he would've happily held the SOTU in the Trump Hotel DC lol, he would've made a killing off of it, like he SHOULD HAVE DONE WITH THE loving FAKE NEWS AWARDS THAT HE BAILED ON GODDAMNIT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM

Yeah, the ATC slowdown spooked everybody, I think.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

hurry up and cave, fat bitch

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



Evergreen tweet.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




would love to know the demographic breakdown of the 27%

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



at this point there's literally no downside to him calling the emergency since his gamesmanship has failed to deliver wall funding this time and thus it will next time

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE-fRgJBVrc&t=210s

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