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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Rigel posted:

There might be a brief technical shutdown if some details have to get hammered out in the final days, but there's almost no chance we have another long shutdown.

And the only reason I'm saying "almost no chance", is because even though the plan is to obviously save face with the emergency declaration and court fight, its still loving Donald Trump.

Maybe you're right, but if this was the deal it would be the deal. Things are getting bad so I think this is a stop-gap to fix the most obvious problems of a government shut down. Dummy seems like he still wants a wall. GOP still won't go against him. Maybe the democrats will give him the money. Otherwise what changes in 3 weeks?

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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Rigel posted:

I cant bring myself to watch him, when you say he is blaming the internet.... what did we, the internet, supposedly do?

Something about a wall and duct taped illegals in vans being trafficked.

I'm serious.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Prompter says "Make poo poo up about trafficking"

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Someone’s out of frame desperately waving a Big Mac to get him to leave

Au Revoir Shosanna
Feb 17, 2011

i support this government and/or service

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

"we catch them, even if they are criminals!"

and we release

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I think Trump just accidentally endorsed sanctuary cities :lol:

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

Poque posted:

WHAT THE gently caress IS HE TALKING ABOUT

"I only had time to write 5 minutes worth of material last night but the speech needs to be 15 for me to get at least a B-"

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

You can see the reflection of his TelePrompTer in the glass door and they keep having to stop the scroll so he can ramble.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Jesus he's still going on?

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Farrin cartels

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

I'm trying to watch this via the closed captions but it's not making sense partly because it's not keeping up - but I assume that it's not making it any worse, either.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
If I were Nancy Pelosi I’d take back whatever dipshit deal she just made with him over this dribbling rant and go “Sorry, you blew it.”

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011


did they seriously give him the a-ok to just make up a speech on the fly because loving LMAO

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I can't believe he's still going

volts5000
Apr 7, 2009

It's electric. Boogie woogie woogie.
What gets me is that the stuff he was talking about, like drones and updating ports of entry, is poo poo the Democrats have been talking about! Now he gets up there and is like "Yeah that's what I meant all along!"

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

The Glumslinger posted:

I think Trump just accidentally endorsed sanctuary cities :lol:

Was about to say, "oh no dems want to have them in their areas you say"

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

there won't be a giant wall across the entire border, but there will be a wall, but it won't be a wall, but it'll be transparent, but the real wall was inside us all along, but there will be a wall, but there are coyotes, but the wall will keep the coyotes out, but there won't be a wall, but there are women tied up in that one position from the kama sutra, and the wall will prevent violent murder, but there will be a wall, but it's the internet's fault there won't be a wall

there, that's the summary. simple.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Lowest employment numbers!

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





The Glumslinger posted:

I think Trump just accidentally endorsed sanctuary cities :lol:

He threatened to make them?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Is he threatning to catch release into specific democrat districts?

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Rigel posted:

I cant bring myself to watch him, when you say he is blaming the internet.... what did we, the internet, supposedly do?

The internet facilitates the rapid enslavement and trafficking of sex slaves.

It’s a point someone made in a meeting that he’s matched on to to build his racism totem.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost
I think someone taught him the word 'operational' today

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009
This guy has control of thousands of nuclear weapons.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The BEST employment numbers

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
remember trump was once a young man with a healthy brain and he was able to at least speak coherently and at length on a topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rksd80-FCAw

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice
This is like Patton Oswalt's Star Wars filibuster speech in Parks and Recreation but only 0.001% as coherent or interesting.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

nine-gear crow posted:

If I were Nancy Pelosi I’d take back whatever dipshit deal she just made with him over this dribbling rant and go “Sorry, you blew it.”

The deal was "open the government and then congress will figure poo poo out like adults"

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
what is it with his spikes of loudness?

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
This disjointed poo poo speech has audible seams between portions written by different speech writers

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

:lol:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I kind of want both houses of congress to have passed a three week long clean resolution in the time Trump's been rambling and then they drop it in front of his nose before he walks off.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Did he just say he had an onion on his belt?

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

it's got what plants crave!

paternity suitor
Aug 2, 2016

I feel like these words are hacking my brain stem. I'm losing it. I'm a wall

CmdrRiker
Apr 8, 2016

You dismally untalented little creep!

Has Trump ever given a speech without it being half hyperbole?

Rip Testes
Jan 29, 2004

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
So is he just doing his SOTU speech now? These speeches all sound the same.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

did he just blame the internet?

I totally thought I had to have misheard that.

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

those drugs are gonna get cut, cut with TRUMP

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I believe that drugs will be cut by a number that nobody will believe.

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Pasty Doughboy
Dec 23, 2006
With red way hair. One day it will all be gone, I’ll go blind from the glare
If I had a monkey's paw, I would wish for his dentures to fly out of his mouth right now.

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