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HAHAHAHAH we have no choice but wall.
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Skippy McPants posted:Did he just say he had an onion on his belt? Oh god, not watching the stream but refreshing this thread has me in stitches. I can't believe this is our president.
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oh he's threatening a shutdown OR emergency powers? Well gently caress yeah
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Straight up saying that the government will shut down again, great job
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haha, he just threatened to shut down again. way to own it donnie.
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Kaubocks posted:did they seriously give him the a-ok to just make up a speech on the fly because loving LMAO Probably had to to get him to do this concession speech in the first place. I love how he's so obsessed with mockery that he thinks "THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT US" is a compelling argument. Especially sans example. Dumb mother fucker absolutely fell for "hey I heard X talking poo poo about you".
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Charliegrs posted:This guy has control of thousands of nuclear weapons. I remain confident that by this point he is so loving stupid he doesn’t even know how to read the codes on the Biscuit to plug them into the Football, so we’re safe on that one.
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Lol there it is
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we will have… great… security and i wanna thank you all thank you very much
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"The democrats will shut down the government again."
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Pasty Doughboy posted:If I had a monkey's paw, I would wish for his dentures to fly out of his mouth right now. i find myself wishing i had the psychic power to make him poo poo his pants during speeches
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no questions, LMAO we gonna get some angry tweets after he stews on this for the rest of the day
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Threatening another shutdown and using a state of emergency to get his way. Yeaaaaa that ain't happening.
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lol I heard one reported yell "WHY DID YOU CAVE"
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"Why did you cave!?" That reporter is my hero.
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It seems like he was back on script at the very end, so I guess that was kind of an extended solo.
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OK now congress just needs to repeal the emergency declaration act ahahaha
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THE FUCKER CAVED
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Anyone else here with dementia'd grandparents having flashbacks?
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Did he just own the 2nd shutdow if it happens?
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Lol as he waddles away all I hear are reporters shouting questions about Roger Stone
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"That was 30 seconds of news" - MSNBC
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cochise posted:Threatening another shutdown and using a state of emergency to get his way. The people applauding him need to be loaded into a rocket and shot into the sun.
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Katy Tur just straight up said “Well, that was about 30 seconds of news and 10 minutes of lies.”
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TulliusCicero posted:Why is Bill Maher such a trashfire of a human being? Don't forget when Senate Majority Leader Bill loving Frist schooled him on vaccinations.
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SUMMARY FOR ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WATCH. - 20-minute ramble. - Clean CR for 3 weeks, ending in another shutdown or a state of emergency. - No questions were taken.
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His hands really did look very tiny as he walked away from the podium, passively-aggressively waving to reporters.
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This is literally his brain utterly failing to register the idea of not getting what he wants. Like he wants the wall, but he can't get the wall, so his brain just keeps trying to feed 'i want wall' in while some other part of his brain feeds 'you can't get the wall' in and he just barks out whatever in response.
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Riatsala posted:Anyone else here with dementia'd grandparents having flashbacks? i used to work in a hospice with an alzheimer's/dementia wing. big time flashbacks. the president's brain is failing
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Somewhere Jared Kushner is watching this with a smug smile on his face. "Gold!" He chuckles to himself.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Did he just own the 2nd shutdow if it happens? He sure did.
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Endorph posted:This is literally his brain utterly failing to register the idea of not getting what he wants. Like he wants the wall, but he can't get the wall, so his brain just keeps trying to feed 'i want wall' in while some other part of his brain feeds 'you can't get the wall' in and he just barks out whatever in response. OR STEEL BARRIER
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If he ends this by saying that the government won't be reopened, I will eat a cookie.
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A clearly mentally invalid president stands in front of the entire nation and slurs out violent murder fantasies while his hand-picked cabinet, those of them who haven't been arrested or driven out of office on threat of arrest, anyway, stand there and clap politely. I'm increasingly convinced that the simulation theories are correct
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Riatsala posted:Anyone else here with dementia'd grandparents having flashbacks? Nah my dementia-addled Grandma was way less of a stupid, vile, incoherent racist shitsack than this dunce.
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Flip Yr Wig posted:It seems like he was back on script at the very end, so I guess that was kind of an extended solo. Its a solo like the guitarist getting up there, dropping his guitar, bending over in front of the microphone and just making GBS threads his pants into the mic for 20 minutes straight.
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I hope him owning the next shutdown wasn't in the script, and he just threw that out because he's a massive idiot.
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