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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:sad:

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Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Wait, I thought it was a left turn.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
lmao his idea of human trafficking is probably from Taken

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
Jesus he's still trying to sell people on his loving wall. Does he really think he can convince people after a solid month of them screaming "NO" at him?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Bored As gently caress posted:

lmao his idea of human trafficking is probably from Taken

As Nero Danced posted:

Jesus he's still trying to sell people on his loving wall. Does he really think he can convince people after a solid month of them screaming "NO" at him?

He's still trying his damnedest to get people to buy into his "Latin Americans are the Boogeyman" justification for the wall. All these speeches remind me of a scene in a movie where someone is in a long, drawn-out dissertation and the movie time skips ahead demonstrate how long and mindless it is.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I mean, I hate to just post the NBA dunk contest highlights

No wait, I don't hate that at all. WELCOME TO THE JAM

https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1088880876719669249?s=19

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
is it okay to pray for a stroke if you're an atheist?

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
lets just hope coulter keeps her dumbass mouth shut

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I am listening to the president's remarks and I have never been more convinced that we are the dumbest loving country on earth

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



We have so much in common; pot speaks to me about socialism for all too

joat mon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rIqYqmEccc&t=47s
I love the part at :50 where he's shaking his head and thinking, "Don't you f'in go there, buddy."

lmfao that's incredible

Must be hard for the Reverend to control his weight when people keep offering themselves to be roasted and eaten alive.

Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Jan 25, 2019

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Bored As gently caress posted:

is it okay to pray for a stroke if you're an atheist?

Been doing it daily since January 2017

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

Really dude?!

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
lmao "IF I DONT GET MY PISSBABY WAY IM GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN ON FEB 15" - Our POTUS

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Bored As gently caress posted:

lmao "IF I DONT GET MY PISSBABY WAY IM GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN ON FEB 15" - Our POTUS

But this time it'll be the Dem's fault!

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Aw poo poo did I stop watching too soon?

What'd I miss?

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Bored As gently caress posted:

is it okay to pray for a stroke if you're an atheist?

I've definitely started believing that there's a hell that all these horrible people will go to for eternity.

Everyone else gets the sweet release of oblivion.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

McNally posted:

Aw poo poo did I stop watching too soon?

What'd I miss?

He threatened that by feb 15 he will either have his wall or declare national emergency.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

McNally posted:

Aw poo poo did I stop watching too soon?

What'd I miss?

We're gonna have a "big powerful wall or steel barrier, whatever you wanna call it" because of a fake emergency at the border because Trump wants to have a win. If he doesn't get his way, by Congress passing a bill including wall funding by Feb 15th, he's gonna use his emergency powers to solve a fake emergency by wasting billions of dollars on a wall that won't deter narco traffickers in the slightest, and will only inconvenience them.

Cool stuff, really.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I may need to see a doctor for my erection.

https://twitter.com/cwarzel/status/1088884281080918016?s=19

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Commander in Soy. Glorious.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
I wonder if any Border Patrol dudes are ever like "Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter."

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012

Bored As gently caress posted:

lmao "IF I DONT GET MY PISSBABY WAY IM GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOWN ON FEB 15" - Our POTUS

Setting my Outlook due dates for the 15th. Thanks!!!

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1088884411981021189?s=21

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
The plus side of all this is that when Elon Musk goes to rescue someone and ends up calling someone in the administration a pedophile, he might accidentally be right.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

McNally posted:

Aw poo poo did I stop watching too soon?

What'd I miss?

Nothing you haven't heard for the last month. Guatemalan refugees are walking hundreds of miles through the desert to sell you heroin and eat your babies, if you don't give me what I want I'm going to declare an emergency even though I haven't felt the need to do it in the last 2 years. I wandered out for three minutes and came back and he was still talking about how awful some random anecdote was.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1iE5cvWCh0

Press conference starts at around 26:20 minutes left if anyone missed it and wants to watch it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DownByTheWooter posted:

I am listening to the president's remarks and I have never been more convinced that we are the dumbest loving country on earth

My genuine hope is that once the Fuhrer loses in 2020 that everyone will have a moment of clarity, take a step back, and go "Let's not do anything like that again. We can be better, right?".

...typing that depressed me because :lol: it'll never happen.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

The_Donald thinks this is a win for Trump because it gives the dems time to negotiate with an open government and prove they can compromise aka cave and give Trump exactly what he wants or he will declare a state of emergency.

The disconnect from reality is loving fascinating.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

facialimpediment posted:

I may need to see a doctor for my erection.

GREAT, NOW I'M MISSING AN EYE

https://twitter.com/AnnCoulter/status/1088888030901882880?s=19

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
i'm no brain genius but it seems to me that saying you'll declare it a national emergency next month kinda seems to highlight how little of an actual emergency it is??? like I dont know

BadOptics
Sep 11, 2012


Could have sworn that was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Buchanan

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Reading LinkedIn comments on Shutdown-related articles is real fun.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
lol we're going to do this all over again

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

CBJSprague24 posted:

My genuine hope is that once the Fuhrer loses in 2020 that everyone will have a moment of clarity, take a step back, and go "Let's not do anything like that again. We can be better, right?".

...typing that depressed me because :lol: it'll never happen.

I think it will happen, by by better they'll mean someone high energy enough to stop playing golf and really do some pro alpha moves on American democracy

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Please don’t make me think of Trump’s hog.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

holocaust bloopers posted:

Reading LinkedIn comments on Shutdown-related articles is real fun.

Highlights please

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I said it yesterday + earlier today but I'll say it again anyway because lol nothing matters:

The house needs to put in a provision that 1) establishes a contingency clause in all future appropriation lapses that continues funding the government at previous levels until a budget is passed, therefor ending all shutdowns forever, and 2) put in a poison pill that strictly forbids the construction of a border wall in whatever language they need to

Except 1) won't happen because the democrats would have to give up their ability to shut down the government as well and 2) won't happen probably because that's not how appropriations can work and I'm just some fuckin' moron.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

holocaust bloopers posted:

Reading LinkedIn comments on Shutdown-related articles is real fun.

G Gunderson

Expwert negotaior, CEO at entremprenur

Employed at Self

Graduate School of Hard knocks (LOL)

Build the wall!!!

12.7k likes

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




what’s the term for Schadenfreude priapism? Help us out Duzzy Funlop.

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McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

DoktorLoken posted:

what’s the term for Schadenfreude priapism? Help us out Duzzy Funlop.

Schadenhorny

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