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Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

I'm honestly surprised either one has left the offers on the table this long.

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the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





Vincent Valentine posted:

I'm honestly surprised either one has left the offers on the table this long.

they were both made at the end of internships i think? he prob doesn't graduate until spring

mmm11105
Apr 27, 2010

the talent deficit posted:

they were both made at the end of internships i think? he prob doesn't graduate until spring

This, and both companies are super flexible on this kind of stuff - neither of them think exploding offers are fair, so they are willing to give you as much time as you want.

reversefungi
Nov 27, 2003

Master of the high hat!
How would you guys go about listing your bootcamp experience after already having a job and applying for your second? I'm debating between leaving it off, or marking it as "Self Taught Programming" or something along those lines in order to avoid leaving a 4 month gap in my resume. For what it's worth, it was a self-paced online program, it felt much closer to being self taught than going through much more of a traditional bootcamp, so I don't think this would be too inaccurate.

Edit: Whoops, technically a 4 month (not 3) gap.

reversefungi fucked around with this message at 00:52 on Jan 23, 2019

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


3 month gap isn't that bad and you may not even have to explain it at all. If someone asks you can just say what you just told us.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

The Dark Wind posted:

How would you guys go about listing your bootcamp experience after already having a job and applying for your second? I'm debating between leaving it off, or marking it as "Self Taught Programming" or something along those lines in order to avoid leaving a 3 month gap in my resume. For what it's worth, it was a self-paced online program, it felt much closer to being self taught than going through much more of a traditional bootcamp, so I don't think this would be too inaccurate.

I omit it from my resume entirely. If someone asks about how I got into the field in an interview, I might bring it up then.

ModeSix
Mar 14, 2009

So, I have an interview lined up through the lead developer at the company I work at. I've never worked in any sort of professional capacity in development, but I've been playing with code for around 20 years at this point.

The lead dev and I get on very well and we're always talking about development things so he knows I know something. The interview he lined up for me is sort of an informal "I know a guy who can help you get started " kind of thing. I'm super pumped and excited about it with one caveat, I'll be doing PHP, which is something I haven't touched since uh I don't even know how long. The guy interviewing me knows this and his response is "that's OK, if you know one you can work in them all".

I'll be talking with the guy on Saturday. Any advice on things I should read up on specific to php? I'm almost certain I'll get some work out of this, but would rather have some insight from someone who works with php about the current php stack.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Learn about Composer. In PHP, we install libraries at the project level nowadays. You don't need all the details, just enough to composer init, composer require, and composer install.

It's also worth knowing how to use the standardized request/response interfaces instead of echoing text or setting headers directly. They prevent many of the old PHP footgun patterns.

PHP also supports static type hints since 5.6. They're optional, but using them everywhere is a sign of good code quality.

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:

My status at Amazon went from “Under Review” to “Application Submitted.” Anyone know what that means? Just finished a phone screen after doing the 2 hour online assessment previously.

Uhh Nope
May 20, 2016

Acer Pilot posted:

My status at Amazon went from “Under Review” to “Application Submitted.” Anyone know what that means? Just finished a phone screen after doing the 2 hour online assessment previously.

Mines been 'Under Review' for two months since taking the assessment but unlike you I haven't even gotten the phone screening. HTH

reversefungi
Nov 27, 2003

Master of the high hat!
Spend the last few days updating my resume, which you all can see here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/y5v80lkqzvwqnpd/Resume%20%28Anonymous%29.pdf?dl=0

Any comments/suggestions? Thanks in advance for anyone who pitches in with advice, it's all welcome and appreciated.

huhu
Feb 24, 2006

The Dark Wind posted:

Spend the last few days updating my resume, which you all can see here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/y5v80lkqzvwqnpd/Resume%20%28Anonymous%29.pdf?dl=0

Any comments/suggestions? Thanks in advance for anyone who pitches in with advice, it's all welcome and appreciated.
PDF of invalid format.

pokie
Apr 27, 2008

IT HAPPENED!

The Dark Wind posted:

Spend the last few days updating my resume, which you all can see here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/y5v80lkqzvwqnpd/Resume%20%28Anonymous%29.pdf?dl=0

Any comments/suggestions? Thanks in advance for anyone who pitches in with advice, it's all welcome and appreciated.

For Company B change search engine visibility to SEO because recruiters search for keywords and that's a commonly used one.

I would omit GPA. Nobody cares unless you are a fresh graduate.

It looks fine to me overall, although I am on the data science end of things as opposed to software dev.

sterster
Jun 19, 2006
nothing
Fun Shoe

pokie posted:

I would omit GPA. Nobody cares unless you are a fresh graduate.

Ya know I agree. But when I was job hunting Garmin near me request 3.5+ gpa in their requirements. Made me question it for a bit.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Requirements are never really required in my experience

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

rt4 posted:

Requirements are never really required in my experience

requirements are sort of like opening salvoes in a negotiation with nothing in particular

"must have PHD and 5 years machine learning experience" is more of a blustering statement that you gotta know how to do machine learning than it is an actual statement about any facts about the world or of real requirements. frankly, lots of that sort of position, nobody knows how to do linear regressions

the "must have 10 years experience in swift" dealies come about because of this, because the listing of requirements in resumes is a genteel art, rarefied and only touching reality in the absolute most diaphanous of ways

pokie
Apr 27, 2008

IT HAPPENED!

Yeah, no kidding. FWIW virtually every data science job description reads the same. All the technical reqs are about the same. Hiring managers have no idea how to write this poo poo, so I just skim it for red flags like "travel".

csammis
Aug 26, 2003

Mental Institution

sterster posted:

Ya know I agree. But when I was job hunting Garmin near me request 3.5+ gpa in their requirements. Made me question it for a bit.

Speaking specifically about Garmin, their GPA “requirements” are fluid depending on experience though I’m not really sure where the cutoffs are. I didn’t have my GPA anywhere on my resume or in my online application when I applied two years ago, but I had twelve years of experience under my belt and they didn’t even ask. Now I’m a senior firmware engineer in their Fitness group despite having graduated college with a sub-3 GPA. It’s fun seeing the look on my coworkers’ faces if they ever find out :v:

Point is, even if some place *claims* to care drop an application anyway. It’s always worth a shot!

hendersa
Sep 17, 2006

sterster posted:

Ya know I agree. But when I was job hunting Garmin near me request 3.5+ gpa in their requirements. Made me question it for a bit.

GPA requirements are there for one of two reasons. First, the company has so many garbage candidates that a GPA guideline aids HR by establishing a cutoff filter for candidates that they should not bother passing on to the hiring manager. Second, the people writing the job requirements or interviewing the candidates feel that a high GPA means quality and the ability to learn new things quickly. In my experience, both of these are still going to give you a lot of false positives and negatives. I'd much rather have a fresh graduate with a 2.8 GPA with some nice side projects and a good attitude than I would an insufferable know-it-all with a 4.0. Besides, a lot of people with a lower overall GPA have a higher GPA for the major-specific courses. I've seen people hedge their bets by listing both the overall and major-specific GPAs if there is a major discrepancy between the two.

A good hiring manager will ignore a low GPA for a good candidate. A savvy hiring manager will cite a low GPA as yet another strike against a bad candidate when justifying the decision to HR.

Keep the GPA on your resume to get hired for your first job if you must. That's the only time it might look suspicious if it is missing. I'd just omit the thing until they ask for it. Once you get hired at that job, remove it from your resume and say goodbye to it forever.

rt4 posted:

Requirements are never really required in my experience

This is very true. In my experience, someone with all of the listed requirements is actually way over-qualified for the position.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
requirements are like a jellyfish floating through the air, zapping HR folks in gentle ways in the deep darkness

requirements are like the luminiferous ether, unimpinged by the world but providing a conduit for gentle rosy-fingered dawn to climb throughout the world

requirements are like the gossamer of spiderlings who fly to strange places and partake of strange dew. like butterflies in the sunny afternoon, lighting on the HR peeps and sipping graceful drops of honeysuckle

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
when you see the wing of a dragonfly shimmering in the wind, you see a requirement in the lightness

when a snowflake melts in the heat of your hair, in its evanescent core lies a drop of requirements

in the soul of a wee child lies a requirement. it is wiped away when they trudge to the HR mines

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Requirements are flexible, but if there's a list, the requirements near the bottom tend to be more flexible than the ones near the top.

MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

bob dobbs is dead posted:

requirements are sort of like opening salvoes in a negotiation with nothing in particular

"must have PHD and 5 years machine learning experience" is more of a blustering statement that you gotta know how to do machine learning than it is an actual statement about any facts about the world or of real requirements. frankly, lots of that sort of position, nobody knows how to do linear regressions

the "must have 10 years experience in swift" dealies come about because of this, because the listing of requirements in resumes is a genteel art, rarefied and only touching reality in the absolute most diaphanous of ways

Where do you get the bolded statement from? Experience? The aether? I'd like to hear more.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


pokie posted:

Yeah, no kidding. FWIW virtually every data science job description reads the same. All the technical reqs are about the same. Hiring managers have no idea how to write this poo poo, so I just skim it for red flags like "travel".

Out of curiosity, why is travelling a red flag?

e: nm, I thought this was about CVs rather than jobs

Private Speech fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Jan 25, 2019

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

MickeyFinn posted:

Where do you get the bolded statement from? Experience? The aether? I'd like to hear more.

Machine learning freelancing

Pro tip: don't do machine learning freelancing even if you're charging gobs, there's too much stupid

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

The Dark Wind posted:

Spend the last few days updating my resume, which you all can see here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/y5v80lkqzvwqnpd/Resume%20%28Anonymous%29.pdf?dl=0

Any comments/suggestions? Thanks in advance for anyone who pitches in with advice, it's all welcome and appreciated.

Remove "Associate" from "Associate Software Engineer". Different places call different roles "Associate" and you don't want to diminish your skills because Company A thinks that associate == junior and your company thinks associate == something else

reversefungi
Nov 27, 2003

Master of the high hat!

Slimy Hog posted:

Remove "Associate" from "Associate Software Engineer". Different places call different roles "Associate" and you don't want to diminish your skills because Company A thinks that associate == junior and your company thinks associate == something else

I always wondered, how kosher is it to do that on a resume? Technically my title at my company is Associate Software Engineer, II. If it's a normal practice, I'll definitely be keeping it simply as Software Engineer instead.

pokie
Apr 27, 2008

IT HAPPENED!

The Dark Wind posted:

I always wondered, how kosher is it to do that on a resume? Technically my title at my company is Associate Software Engineer, II. If it's a normal practice, I'll definitely be keeping it simply as Software Engineer instead.

There is a remote possibility of a very old school employer calling your prev job and docking you points for changing the title. I find this possibility so low as to be irrelevant. I used the same job title for all of my 5+ jobs on my resume regardless of what they technically hired me as.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

I mean, within limits ofc. Probably don't change it to 'lead architect'.

Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004
My job titles have had as much to do with my responsibilities as does saying I speak English describes my specific vocabulary.

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED
I label my jobs based on the role I performed, not the official title that company gave me, with an eye towards hitting automated keyword matching. Thus I have "Software Engineer" and "Software Developer" a lot, with various adjectives included, all based on what the target company seems to use or want.

reversefungi
Nov 27, 2003

Master of the high hat!
Thanks all! This is good information to know. Would you say the same applies for LinkedIn?

Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe
What do you do if you're like 90% sure your manager has no loving clue what your strengths are or how to use you and you work in a place where knowledge of the literal product is more important for success than any sort of problem solving or engineering skills, and someone you're interviewing with asks for a number to call for a reference?

Of course there's the chance I'm the sort of idiot who's to stupid to see that I'm actually a bad dev, but ultimately I think my boss would give me an unfairly bad review in this case.

pokie
Apr 27, 2008

IT HAPPENED!

The Dark Wind posted:

Thanks all! This is good information to know. Would you say the same applies for LinkedIn?

Yeah, my Linkedin is virtually identical to my resume. If I cared more I would try to throw in more buzzwords in there for search engines, I guess.

Joda posted:

What do you do if you're like 90% sure your manager has no loving clue what your strengths are or how to use you and you work in a place where knowledge of the literal product is more important for success than any sort of problem solving or engineering skills, and someone you're interviewing with asks for a number to call for a reference?

Of course there's the chance I'm the sort of idiot who's to stupid to see that I'm actually a bad dev, but ultimately I think my boss would give me an unfairly bad review in this case.

Do you have a coworker who could give a good believable rec instead?

Joda
Apr 24, 2010

When I'm off, I just like to really let go and have fun, y'know?

Fun Shoe

pokie posted:

Do you have a coworker who could give a good believable rec instead?

Not really. Very rarely do I get to actually show off, and the few people who see and get where I'm coming from with my more generally architectural and utility based work are grunts like myself with little authority. Also, don't have the sort of rapport with them that I could ask it of them.

mmm11105
Apr 27, 2010

mmm11105 posted:

This, and both companies are super flexible on this kind of stuff - neither of them think exploding offers are fair, so they are willing to give you as much time as you want.

The NY place flew me out to visit to talk teams with them, see where I'd be placed if I took the job. Pretty much reaffirmed what I already knew. The work there is definitely more technically complicated and specialized, I'd get to work on some very technically interesting projects, at the expense of a little less variety and less exposure to the business as a whole. New York is as I remember, interesting but annoying from a livability perspective, trains are still always late, spend an hour and half stuck in traffic on the highway in a Lyft trying to get to the airport, which is all delayed because of political nonsense.

Spoke with the tech manager there, he said he doesn't see any reason why they wouldn't be willing offer me a position again in a couple of years if I want to go elsewhere in the meantime, unless something happens that makes them cut hiring. Also made the suggestion that I could just take some of the signing bonus and spend a month or two in Japan before starting - though it's not quite the same, I generally enjoy living in places more than just tourism, you get a break from the touristing during the week and get to see a different side of things.

By the end of my day of meetings there I had mostly talked myself into taking the NY job, but as I'm waiting for my plane back I find myself starting to drift back the other way.

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

mmm11105 posted:

By the end of my day of meetings there I had mostly talked myself into taking the NY job, but as I'm waiting for my plane back I find myself starting to drift back the other way.
Hahahahaha

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

mmm11105 posted:

The NY place flew me out to visit to talk teams with them, see where I'd be placed if I took the job. Pretty much reaffirmed what I already knew. The work there is definitely more technically complicated and specialized, I'd get to work on some very technically interesting projects, at the expense of a little less variety and less exposure to the business as a whole. New York is as I remember, interesting but annoying from a livability perspective, trains are still always late, spend an hour and half stuck in traffic on the highway in a Lyft trying to get to the airport, which is all delayed because of political nonsense.

Spoke with the tech manager there, he said he doesn't see any reason why they wouldn't be willing offer me a position again in a couple of years if I want to go elsewhere in the meantime, unless something happens that makes them cut hiring. Also made the suggestion that I could just take some of the signing bonus and spend a month or two in Japan before starting - though it's not quite the same, I generally enjoy living in places more than just tourism, you get a break from the touristing during the week and get to see a different side of things.

By the end of my day of meetings there I had mostly talked myself into taking the NY job, but as I'm waiting for my plane back I find myself starting to drift back the other way.

I'm at the point where I sincerely hope both companies pull their offers because your inability to make a loving decision is making me hate everything about a person I don't even know.

Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

I'm not so much angry as I'm imagining myself looking at his offers on the table and then seeing him pick the NYC offer and then pointing to the leftover Japan offer and being like hey man you gonna eat that??? Like a fat dude at dinner

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