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Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

that guy with the extra big idiot patch and backwards-hat is a Chad 2nd-Class, he's skyrocketing through the ranks

looks a bit like DSP

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Grenrow
Apr 11, 2016

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

i believe stone is a second-degree proud boy, which you attain after naming enough breakfast cereals while getting play punched

Everything about the Proud Boys, from the name to all of their activities, sounds so stupid that you'd think it came from a Confederacy of Dunces style satire of fascism. Why are cereal brands part of their thing?

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
First thing out their mouth when Mom opens the basement door and calls down to ask what they want from the grocery store.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Grenrow posted:

Everything about the Proud Boys, from the name to all of their activities, sounds so stupid that you'd think it came from a Confederacy of Dunces style satire of fascism. Why are cereal brands part of their thing?

I'm starting to believe Gavin McInnes's "started as a joke" Foucault's Pendulum story of the Proud Boys, except instead of being shocked to find that it had become real, he had been hoping that it would become real and was delighted when it did. Everything is so silly that up til a certain point in their activism they could claim that they were just an ironic drinking club (like some flat earthers used to) as a cover.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

CommonShore posted:

I'm starting to believe Gavin McInnes's "started as a joke" Foucault's Pendulum story of the Proud Boys, except instead of being shocked to find that it had become real, he had been hoping that it would become real and was delighted when it did. Everything is so silly that up til a certain point in their activism they could claim that they were just an ironic drinking club (like some flat earthers used to) as a cover.

There’s a history of these kinds of violent reactionary groups embracing absurdity both as a shield to prevent them from being taken seriously and as a way of making it harder for their victims to be taken seriously.

there was a book about the first wave of klan activity that argues all their preposterous bullshit had a similar function, protecting them and making it seem to their victims that they operated outside of the normal rules of reality (the sheriff puts on a hood and now he claims he’s not the sheriff etc).

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

There’s a history of these kinds of violent reactionary groups embracing absurdity both as a shield to prevent them from being taken seriously and as a way of making it harder for their victims to be taken seriously.

there was a book about the first wave of klan activity that argues all their preposterous bullshit had a similar function, protecting them and making it seem to their victims that they operated outside of the normal rules of reality (the sheriff puts on a hood and now he claims he’s not the sheriff etc).

Right.

There's also the fact that their levels of initiations sound like something that would sound tough to a doughy online kid, but which fits within that doughy online kid's self-image of achievable toughness. If their initiation was to run half a mile without stopping they wouldn't have too many recruits.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
charlie kirk: "stay away from the hospitals"

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1088783876854554624

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Helter Skelter posted:

Here you go:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144

If you don't have archives or don't feel like doing that much of a deep dive (nobody would blame you) there's also this:
https://hradzka.livejournal.com/194753.html

thnx I'll check this out....when I get home lol

I feel like I've heard the name John Ringo before but can't pin it, have any other left podcasts or whatever done reviews of his awful books

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Epic High Five posted:

thnx I'll check this out....when I get home lol

I feel like I've heard the name John Ringo before but can't pin it, have any other left podcasts or whatever done reviews of his awful books

I know I've read some of his stuff before. I think he did some mil sci fi stuff about oorah space Marines and the whole Republican sci fi sect. Read them in high school I think

Morphix
May 21, 2003

by Reene

it's gonna be amazing when this dipshit is in a wheelchair in 2 years because of EDS or whatever and becomes the diaper king, the heaviest of the intellectual minds

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

jesus, tim heidecker has a show called on cinema where he seeks alternative medicine to cure blood clots. his character is also a conservative who rails against government healthcare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSazKxKzn2E

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1088883261105942528

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lmao. Trump is a bigger Cuck than actual cuckhold roger stone

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Reclines Obesily posted:

jesus, tim heidecker has a show called on cinema where he seeks alternative medicine to cure blood clots. his character is also a conservative who rails against government healthcare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSazKxKzn2E
lmao, i was just trying to explain the "On Cinema" cinematic universe to a friend who has only seen "Awesome Show" clips. Heidecker is a genius

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Gonna be a butthurt bumper crop today boys :clint:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1088888619132055553

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1088902724840837120?s=21

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Black hanky with a white stripe, worn on the left - likes black bottoms

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)


Q doubters are now inches away from doing their own Day of the Rope

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao I love the Q style grandiose language it's so perfectly tuned to the dumbshit boomer mind

DID YOU WITNESS THE STAGE THAT WAS SET TODAY???

{ACTIVATED}

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

ScrubLeague posted:

remember the fired4truth guy getting mad because google wasn't reactionary enough for him

like what did he want, actual lynchings?

He was mad that the internal culture of google was not reactionary enough, and by his accounts they're a bunch of center-left libs who just let the algorithms run and never consider the philosophical ramifications of what they do.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Epic High Five posted:

thnx I'll check this out....when I get home lol

I feel like I've heard the name John Ringo before but can't pin it, have any other left podcasts or whatever done reviews of his awful books

I'm not much for content warnings but be careful of that thread. Those books are a case of an unironic "trigger warning: EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING".

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1088920494659776519

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


It blows my mind that hundreds of thousands of people in this country literally believe that pizzagate is completely real and they think they know exactly where ongoing child rape dungeons are happening, and they don't do this more often. Cowards.


Also this idiot would probably have killed all the pizza kids from oxygen deprivation if he set fire to a building he believes they're in the basement of.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

420 Gank Mid posted:

It blows my mind that hundreds of thousands of people in this country literally believe that pizzagate is completely real and they think they know exactly where ongoing child rape dungeons are happening, and they don't do this more often. Cowards.


Also this idiot would probably have killed all the pizza kids from oxygen deprivation if he set fire to a building he believes they're in the basement of.

It is real, except it's the Catholic Church rather than a pizza parlor.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

420 Gank Mid posted:

It blows my mind that hundreds of thousands of people in this country literally believe that pizzagate is completely real and they think they know exactly where ongoing child rape dungeons are happening, and they don't do this more often. Cowards.


Also this idiot would probably have killed all the pizza kids from oxygen deprivation if he set fire to a building he believes they're in the basement of.

My favorite anecdote regarding crazys is the time me and my friends were laughing about how 1% of the US population beleives in lizard people before we had a sombre moment when we realized thats a poo poo ton of people.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

When I heard that Roger Stone was arrested, I was really hoping he was with a bunch of Proud Boys so the FBI could have beat them down, or saw them cower in terror at any kind of pushback.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 23 days!)

Maybe the more people start to doubt Q after Trump blinked on the shutdown, the more they'll start to make connections with Trump to the Lolita Express.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



420 Gank Mid posted:

It blows my mind that hundreds of thousands of people in this country literally believe that pizzagate is completely real and they think they know exactly where ongoing child rape dungeons are happening, and they don't do this more often. Cowards.


Also this idiot would probably have killed all the pizza kids from oxygen deprivation if he set fire to a building he believes they're in the basement of.

chuds have zero issues with the institutionalized murder of children

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Epic High Five posted:

chuds have zero issues with the institutionalized murder of children

They're not opposed to a child rape dungeon in principle - they're just pissed that they're not invited.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
Also isn't it WHITE children that Hillary and Huma are eating? They're the ones that they need to secure a future for.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

CommonShore posted:

They're not opposed to a child rape dungeon in principle - they're just pissed that they're not invited.

Has nobody gone to Comet Ping Pong trying to guess the secret password to be let in the back room yet?


I would absolutely love to talk to whatever wait staff they have there and ask for stories of people ordering "blue cheese and truffle pizza with extra rice" or other weird nonsensical orders while wiggling their eyebrows luridly

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ATFHQ/status/1088929252978888704

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Oh poo poo that might be Cernovich.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Epic High Five posted:

lol wth book is this, does anybody have a link to the thread?

It is loving insane. Some vigilante racist-rear end ex-Navy SEAL who's also a pedophile, but that's just how his inner demons work while he has to kill all the bad people that want to hurt America. His name is Ghost because, when plot demands it, he can "ghost" around and make no sound and kill everyone and escape from supposedly inescapable situations. Despite the author constantly talking about how all his past war-wounds make every second of his life pure pain. There's also some scene where, among the people he's rescuing from those drat dirty Islamists, is an ROTC Cadet woman who is naked for some reason, and the author has to explain in great detail how her boobs are big, but also they are very firm. The first book is mostly Ghost being a loving nutcase and stopping either nuclear war or a bio-attack or something. Later books the author goes whole hog on the absolute worst poo poo like extra rape, pedophelia, and so on, because he realized he wasn't getting ruined for mentioning it.

I mean, really, the author made the hero of the book a rapist pedophile, but this pedophile is willing to gently caress college girls who keep throwing themselves at him, too.

Let's Read Ghost
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3385144

Tangentially related, one of my favorite moments in dumbass gun-books is from Stephen Hunter, in real life. Stephen Hunter writes much less objectionable, but still very trashy books with a fair amount of racism and tons and tons of gun-porn. He also reviews movies. When the Bourne series came out, he trashed that series, because he didn't write it, claiming it blindly glamorized vigilante violence when his entire loving thing is writing books, some of which were made into less popular movies (Shooter), that glamorize vigilante violence. Such salty movie reviews.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh poo poo that might be Cernovich.

https://twitter.com/NickLutsko/status/1031574178137296897

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


420 Gank Mid posted:

Has nobody gone to Comet Ping Pong trying to guess the secret password to be let in the back room yet?


I would absolutely love to talk to whatever wait staff they have there and ask for stories of people ordering "blue cheese and truffle pizza with extra rice" or other weird nonsensical orders while wiggling their eyebrows luridly

you have put into my mind the idea of an extremely dumb pedophile hearing about pizzagate and trying to figure out how to get in the basement and join the party

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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

World War Mammories posted:

you have put into my mind the idea of an extremely dumb pedophile hearing about pizzagate and trying to figure out how to get in the basement and join the party

the cum town bit writes itself

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