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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol that fat bitch couldnt lift a bottle of water, you think he's changing a car battery?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Brewmaster posted:

It's to-may-to, and while we're here it's also pronounced bay-sil not bah-sil you loving english twats. I will proudly die on this hill. #patriot

Bay-sil is an herb, bah-sil is a name



But we're both quite tasty

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol that fat bitch couldnt lift a bottle of water, you think he's changing a car battery?

do you really think the president personally changes his own car battery? clearly he doesn't if someone else is throwing it in the ocean, a coveted and satisfying act

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Last Chance posted:

do you really think the president personally changes his own car battery? clearly he doesn't if someone else is throwing it in the ocean, a coveted and satisfying act

well I know he doesn't have people throw them into the ocean, because that would be the first legal and totally awesome thing he ever did in his life.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Brewmaster posted:

It's to-may-to, and while we're here it's also pronounced bay-sil not bah-sil you loving english twats. I will proudly die on this hill. #patriot



It's from the French "basile" which is pronounced bah-seel, so shut up you silly American bay-stard.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Slippery posted:

where did these come from and is there some sort of soundboard-esque generator site???

They look like the work of TeenageStepdad on Instagram, but I'm off that garbage platform and can't be bothered to confirm.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Why would we need a bad dude to do this good and perfectly legal task?

ThaGhettoJew
Jul 4, 2003

The world is a ghetto

Elevator Screamer posted:

It's from the French "basile" which is pronounced bah-seel, so shut up you silly American bay-stard.

I'm becile

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Pretty sure these are from Teenage Stepdad on Facebook, they look like the same style.

Thanks, appreciate the info!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Jerry Cotton posted:

Yes well, I say tumootee

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
you say tomayto
I say tomayto
let's call the whole thing off

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

you say tomayto
I say tomayto
let's call the whole thing off

That was the best SNL monologue.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Boy this is embarrassing. I always thought it was pronounced tummy-toe

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Only Yankee dirt-farmers say 'toe-MAY-toe'. The more well-bred prefer 'fuckable apple'

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RareAcumen posted:

Boy this is embarrassing. I always thought it was pronounced tummy-toe

Daddy's tummies, we used to call them

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Only Yankee dirt-farmers say 'toe-MAY-toe'. The more well-bred prefer 'fuckable apple'

Bullshit. It's a wolf peach, because that's way more metal.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

CzarChasm posted:

Bullshit. It's a wolf peach, because that's way more metal.

I'm more of a Megaman Samus player, actually.

(i like hands that are also guns)

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'm the guy who stole Uncle Gary's butthole medicine don't @ me

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

fixed

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

They actually enjoy this.

And it's perfectly legal.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The Bloop posted:

Daddy's tummies, we used to call them

Oh, man, these regional dialects are nuts!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Truga posted:

it's called paradise anyway

Slavic goon spotted.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




I truly fear the day that Reddit gets its hands on Car Batteries and completely ruins the adrenaline rush of the activity

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Wheany posted:

And also perfectly legal.

And the ultimate adrenaline rush.

Auxiliary Treats posted:

Pretty sure these are from Teenage Stepdad on Facebook, they look like the same style.

Yep, that's where the imgur album I got them from got them from.

Having done a deeper dive on the facebook page I can now with great confidence say that Teenage Stepdad is cool as hell.







BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

:patriot:

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar
lollol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




STUPID loving HAMSTER FACE (´・ω・`)

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Brewmaster posted:

It's to-may-to, and while we're here it's also pronounced bay-sil not bah-sil you loving english twats. I will proudly die on this hill. #patriot



lol Anglicanism doesn't count as a reformation

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Phlegmish posted:

lol Anglicanism doesn't count as a reformation

Avatar/post

Sorry for taking the easy way out

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

Phlegmish posted:

lol Anglicanism doesn't count as a reformation

lol shut up what're you a loving papist?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

got fired from Snopes
Aug 28, 2014

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007





A classic:

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

bike tory posted:


A classic:



Does that guy’s trunks catch his urine so it doesn’t sully the water?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

he fills them with urine before getting into the water to increase buoyancy, idiot.

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

N. Senada posted:

Does that guy’s trunks catch his urine so it doesn’t sully the water?

That's not urine, it's battery acid.

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Lol if you don't get Enrique to store battery acid in your balls.

Just lol.

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