Donald TRUMP popped out doing the Chicken Dance

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MadJackal: Apr 30, 2004

a helpful bear posted:

post ur expertise in movies and spy tech here ill go first:

- master's degree in spymastery
- phd in shitposting fro0m the university of gently caress u
- certificate of completion in the CUM finance and photography course that cumshitter puts on once a month

- I have literally watched the last 4 Bond Films
- Your mother gave lousy head

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Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

this thread rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4&t=31s

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

i will not Curse my eyes with fake news piss tapes until i am for certain that it is the True and only Good one

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

IDONTPOST posted:

i always thought he'd be cranking his hog to the piss parade but i guess maybe not

he hasn't been able to get a solid erect toadstool in over two decades op

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

We're gonna have to redo the calendar so today is 0/0 and everything is either BPT or APT

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Taredan posted:

I mean pretend it is real for a minute.

Would it fulfill all of your hopes and dreams as is?

Not as is, because it is only a small glimpse of the face of god

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

logikv9 posted:

i will not Curse my eyes with fake news piss tapes until i am for certain that it is the True and only Good one

but

i mean

it's real

it's really really real

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:08

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Taredan posted:

I mean pretend it is real for a minute.

Would it fulfill all of your hopes and dreams as is?

if the fbi has the piss tape and knows for a fact that the origin of the actual file is from the presidential suite of the moscow ritz-carlton

yes.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

this thread rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4&t=31s

i am not crying my resolve is steel

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

logikv9 posted:

i will not Curse my eyes with fake news piss tapes until i am for certain that it is the True and only Good one

Walking backward toward God

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Roosevelt posted:

he hasn't been able to get a solid erect toadstool in over two decades op

it probably just gets spongy

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

quote:

Nothings ever gonna show up....there's never gonna be a tape, that shows up. There's never gonna be anything that shows up. Now I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up. Saying something, like that. It would be double-embarrassed because I'm saying there is no tape."

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

apatheticman: May 13, 2003; Wedge Regret

The room looks lovely, do not be led astray by false prophets.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

DiscountDildos posted:

Same.

I don't know much about fakery, as I am a very real person, but it seems like this would take a pretty good amount of effort to piece together??? Like, how would this have been produced. The people are real, the layout is consistent with how it should look in the room. I just wish there was more light on our special boy.

Whether it's real or fake, congratulations to all parties involved on a job well done.

yeah, that's what i'm saying. at this point I am pretty sure that vid, real or fake, is from the presidential suite. and you'd have to be ballsy to film this poo poo there if you weren't the russians. now whether that's trumo or not is another story. the vid being dark and grainy is a definite red flag.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Trazz: Jun 11, 2008

Piss Tape Stress Disorder

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IDONTPOST: Apr 18, 2018

old.flv posted:

it doesn't work

explain barron

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:09

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

Piss trump

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:10

Robert Plant: Jan 6, 2015

Tomorrows gonna be somethin

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:10

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

that's actually an insanely important point: if this is real and censored by the FBI to show to juries then do they also know for a fact that the file is from a russian security camera? Because the video itself is iffy. If its location is confirmed, then, well...

yeah.

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

man. every little detail in that video is right. i don't know what to believe.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:10

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

MadJackal posted:

- I have literally watched the last 4 Bond Films
- Your mother gave lousy head

i have no time for these saw low energy insults. you will some day accept that your points are bad, you're bad, and the piss tape(s) are real

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:10

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

IDONTPOST posted:

explain barron

are you arguing that the president's toad works?

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

Mrs. Dash: Apr 11, 2009

Trazz posted:

Piss Tape Stress Disorder

I've progressed to full on piss tape derangement syndrome

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

dont be mean to me: May 2, 2007; I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars

Robert Plant posted:

Tomorrows gonna be somethin

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

akadajet posted:

man. every little detail in that video is right. i don't know what to believe.

all of this means only one thing

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

akadajet posted:

man. every little detail in that video is right. i don't know what to believe.

Search your feelings. You know it to be true

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Consider this: We live in the President Donald J. Trump timeline. The stupidest possible explanation is probably real.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

wet_goods: Jun 21, 2004; I'M BAAD!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

if the fbi has the piss tape and knows for a fact that the origin of the actual file is from the presidential suite of the moscow ritz-carlton

yes.

Honestly I wanted to see the prez getting pissed on; like the humiliation is important to the brain fixing powers of the piss tape.

Imagine all of the chuds tripping over themselves saying getting pissed on is completely normal.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

bebop esq: Apr 17, 2006; hi boys

Trazz posted:

Piss Tape Stress Disorder

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

IDONTPOST: Apr 18, 2018

old.flv posted:

are you arguing that the president's toad works?

how he make baby without dick .

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:11

DiscountDildos: Nov 8, 2017

Trazz posted:

Piss Tape Stress Disorder

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:12

Stinky Wizzleteats: Nov 26, 2015; You must pay the price for this post.

Somethinf happrning here
And the piss aint exactly clear
You better TRYMP hey whats that sound
See that new piss tape going round?

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:12

Songbearer: Jul 12, 2007; Fuck you say?

did trump wee up a bum or were people weeing up his bum

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:12

petit choux: Feb 24, 2016

power word- Jeb! posted:

i mean the russians probably ~~made a bunch of fake versions~~ blackmailed a bunch of heavyset white guys in this same room because ~~hypernormalization~~ it's part of a working government over there.

# ? Jan 26, 2019 07:12