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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KqQcVj9nA

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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

nes metroid was made by r&d1, the division headed by gunpei yokoi. nintendo REFUSES to make more 2d metroid games as becasue of shigeru miyamoto's hatred for gunpei yokoi that he still feels now even though he personally murdered yokoi 25 years ago

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

prime 1 is really good, 2 is alright, never played 3 but ive seen videos and it has way too much talking in it for a metroid game so i blame it for nintendo thinking other m was a good idea

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I watched my friend play some of Prime 1 but I've never actually played them myself.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I like Prime 3 more than 2 bc im a psychopath.

herculon
Sep 7, 2018

Prime 1 was awesome and I bought Prime 2 but only played it for about 20 minutes.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

i like all 3 games but don't actually like the motion controls for 1 and 2.

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

I liked Prime 1 a lot but I never beat it. That's on me though, I am a low skill gamer and I couldn't beat the phazon pirate boss and gave up.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
Failzon pirate

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Metroid prime final boss was an intense fight, kinda gimmicky with the beam switching but still fine

Then every single boss in metroid prime 2 was an exhaustive gimmicky boss that took forever

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Prime 2 is good. Retro's worst game is Prime 3 and that game is still pretty good overall. Their hit/miss ratio is fantastic

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

retro's probably mostly different people than back then but tropical freeze is better than any metroid prime game anyway so that's fine

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

They said "all the Prime talent left" to make their own studio and they made a Vita 2D batman game that nobody on the planet played and then that early access microsoft robot game and I think died. And Retro made Donkey Kong. so dont trust everything you read

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Good thing they left so they could make cool poo poo like http://armature.com/games/failfactory

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
Silicon knights, rareware, armature...there's just no end to the line of successful developers making money hand over fist once they shake off the oppressive chains of Nintendo and their tyrannical expectation that second parties make good games.

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

nintendo never owned silcon knights and eternal darkness stinks. eternal FARKness

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
I tried to replay Eternal Darkness a couple halloweens ago and got bored almost immediately.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

American McGay posted:

I tried to replay Eternal Darkness a couple halloweens ago and got bored almost immediately.

I never played it but I imagine it's one of those things that's very hard to replay because all of the surprise is gone. Kind of like how the jackass TV show and movies are some of the funniest things on the planet but it has almost no replay value

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

silcon knights hit gow clone too human was so bad the ceo got jailed for owning 300 tb of child pronography or w/e

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I never played it but I imagine it's one of those things that's very hard to replay because all of the surprise is gone. Kind of like how the jackass TV show and movies are some of the funniest things on the planet but it has almost no replay value

oh my god

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I never played it but I imagine it's one of those things that's very hard to replay because all of the surprise is gone. Kind of like how the jackass TV show and movies are some of the funniest things on the planet but it has almost no replay value

what the gently caress

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003

meh. steev-o whiffing the fart gas and then puking into the helmet isn't funny after the 1st time.

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

holy poo poo

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Lowtax please implement a function on your dying website that blocks a user from responding to any of your posts. I will pay upwards of 3 NordVPN subscriptions for such a feature.

fozzy fosbourne
Apr 21, 2010

I never played Metroid Prime 2 and 3 so I guess this is cool but what I really want is Mario Galaxies HD

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!
watching ehren get hit by a gigantic swivelling hand:
AHAHAH oh god, oh my GOOODD HE FELL FOR THE SOUP HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

watching bam margera fly backwards from the impact of the hand:

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ArfJason posted:

watching ehren get hit by a gigantic swivelling hand:
AHAHAH oh god, oh my GOOODD HE FELL FOR THE SOUP HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

watching bam margera fly backwards from the impact of the hand:


Lol

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Most of the fourth wall breaking eternal darkness effects probably don't make sense on modern tv's lol

The volume down one genuinely got me, I thought my dad had come in the room and messed with me but it was just the game. Very spooky Pious Augustus but I still got you

mycophobia
May 7, 2008
Eternal Darkness has great aesthetics and atmosphere and can be very creepy at times but the combat makes it very repetitive. i tried playing it last year i think and gave up halfway through because i was just doing the same kind of tedious things over and over again.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

fozzy fosbourne posted:

I never played Metroid Prime 2 and 3 so I guess this is cool but what I really want is Mario Galaxies HD

I'd probably buy the trilogy because I only ever beat the first Metroid Prime but a 3D Mario HD collection would be nice. Both Mario Galaxies, Sunshine and 64.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

ArfJason posted:

watching ehren get hit by a gigantic swivelling hand:
AHAHAH oh god, oh my GOOODD HE FELL FOR THE SOUP HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

watching bam margera fly backwards from the impact of the hand:

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

I never played it but I imagine it's one of those things that's very hard to replay because all of the surprise is gone. Kind of like how the jackass TV show and movies are some of the funniest things on the planet but it has almost no replay value

Nekleth Pargon Post Pargon Pargon Ulyaoth Pargon

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

ArfJason posted:

watching ehren get hit by a gigantic swivelling hand:
AHAHAH oh god, oh my GOOODD HE FELL FOR THE SOUP HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

watching bam margera fly backwards from the impact of the hand:

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

ArfJason posted:

watching ehren get hit by a gigantic swivelling hand:
AHAHAH oh god, oh my GOOODD HE FELL FOR THE SOUP HE FELL FOR THE SOUP!

watching bam margera fly backwards from the impact of the hand:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
OK I admit it, the Borat movie would have been a better example,my bag

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Jul 8, 2003

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American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
Probation
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