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kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Frank Trigg, Referee.

:lol:

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Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Boco_T posted:

Bellator with 3 hours 15 minutes alloted for 5 fights. Downtime between fights is going to be off the hook. Most of these aren’t exactly the kinds of fights that seem like they’ll even go to decision.

I've been watching season 2 of Friends from College on Netflix between fights and I might legitimately finish the season

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol they just advertised Jack Hager as a former WWE Champion as if that means anything.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Power of Pecota posted:

I've been watching season 2 of Friends from College on Netflix between fights and I might legitimately finish the season

The worst thing about the Paramount Network is they run the same commercials for their own shows over and over.

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I have no idea who Jake Hager is but here's hoping JW Kiser mops him. Bellator has the worst record of betting on the wrong horse - the announcers were ragging on JW Kiser for being a loser as he walked out and now theyve got a lovely live entrance theme for Hager. Im predicting 1st round ko for Kiser.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2019/1/26/18197573/unheralded-j-w-kiser-relishing-every-moment-of-his-big-bellator-opportunity

Sorry if it was posted already but this is a great article on Kiser. I hope he wins. Either way I’m a fan.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
He is former WWE champion Jack Swagger. Current WWE roster member R-Truth was rapping him out to the cage.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
drat Hager's got quite a reach on him

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

BhindiBhaji Boogie posted:

I have no idea who Jake Hager is but here's hoping JW Kiser mops him. Bellator has the worst record of betting on the wrong horse - the announcers were ragging on JW Kiser for being a loser as he walked out and now theyve got a lovely live entrance theme for Hager. Im predicting 1st round ko for Kiser.

Oops

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

drat

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
alright let's get Hager in the UFC because why the gently caress not

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


I'm just here for the Fedor humiliation, can we hurry up with that please

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It's so weird when Bellator brings in cans and then buries them on air instead of at least trying to build them up a little so it looks better when their guy wins.

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Brave of Bellator to have Jake Swagger defeat former Executive Director of the Nevada State Athletic Commission Keith Kiser in his first fight

BhindiBhaji Boogie
Aug 6, 2013

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Big John is a real turd of an announcer. Also LOL at that LOSER Kiser claiming to be from the "Wild West Days" of MMA (2007).

Prediction #2: Bader will be suddenly pulled from the main due to injury and replaced with JW Kiser who will in turn beat Fedor to win the Heavyweight Tournament.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

Corrales and Pico both on 4 fight win streaks, Corrales has to be the best opponent Pico has faced so far, right?

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I liked how they didn't even pretend that the fat dad had a chance at winning, but I was hoping for more fish out of water stand up from the wrestler. Sad he actually just did what he was good at.

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Oh poo poo, a chest piece of a lion behind a cage is high tier MMA ink

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

kensei posted:

I'm just here for the Fedor humiliation, can we hurry up with that please

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Stealth Tiger posted:

Oh poo poo, a chest piece of a lion behind a cage is high tier MMA ink

It's a classic tattoos-vs-no-tattoos matchup.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Good nickname on this guy though. "OK" Corrales

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Badass

Incredibly dumb fight, but badass

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
GOD drat

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:stare: okay


kensei posted:

I'm just here for the Fedor humiliation, can we hurry up with that please

looks like it's hurrying

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
lovely MMA TATTOOS SUPREMACY

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.
Hell Gem
Jesus that was a crazy knockout

EDIT - God drat, he managed to catch him twice more on the way down.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

Jesus that was a crazy knockout

You don't often see the bent over at the waist knockout.

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

Jesus that was a crazy knockout

omg what a fuckin turn

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
fwiw pico has some pretty entertaining fights

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
think of all the support and money behind pico lol god drat

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

old.flv posted:

fwiw pico has some pretty entertaining fights

Yeah its always something good...Jesus he got hit hard

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
this kid seems really good and he's never done anything 'bad' yet watching him lose is enthralling

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

That ko was brutal jeez

This is my first time watching a Bellator card and it’s pretty solid so far. If anything it’s awesome hearing Goldy for the first time in forever :3:

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
I love this guy, great post-fight interview

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Henry Corrales rules

now there are 75 minutes left in this broadcast for a Bader/Fedor fight that will be under 2 minutes long

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.
I hope Bader drags this out for 25 awful minutes

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


A Bellator card that's gonna be over before midnight :swoon:

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
Reminder
https://twitter.com/goldieontv/status/234544209930096640

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old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

I always read this with a pirate lilt

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