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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Looks like an ordinary wooden door to me. Luke probably wouldn't have has any problems. Or just broke the door down himself with like, an axe or something.

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he had luke take the door off an armored car, but he can't quite figure out how that compares to a wooden door to the janitor's supply closet

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

David D. Davidson posted:

Looks like an ordinary wooden door to me. Luke probably wouldn't have has any problems. Or just broke the door down himself with like, an axe or something.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This comic has exactly one braincell left, and it's completely dedicated to making sure Purple Man didn't say (call me "master") to Cage.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he had luke take the door off an armored car, but he can't quite figure out how that compares to a wooden door to the janitor's supply closet

He was talking about saying "yes... master"

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he had luke take the door off an armored car, but he can't quite figure out how that compares to a wooden door to the janitor's supply closet

The armored car was far away from the armory and thus lost its armor potency.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Next: Kilgrave drinks a bottle of lavender bleach.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
I like how 'open' is synonymous with 'destroy' in NSM universe.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Samovar posted:

I like how 'open' is synonymous with 'destroy' in NSM universe.

We know that Peter isn't the imaginative type

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Wasn't Luke Cage's first appearance in this comic destroying a door? Like, literally the first loving thing we see him do?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Cabbit posted:

Wasn't Luke Cage's first appearance in this comic destroying a door? Like, literally the first loving thing we see him do?

No, he mangled a car first.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

No, he did destroy a door in his debut strip in Jameson's office.

The anti-door agenda has been clear from the start.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



The MSJ posted:

No, he did destroy a door in his debut strip in Jameson's office.

The anti-door agenda has been clear from the start.

poo poo you’re right, I completely forgot about that.

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

The MSJ posted:

No, he did destroy a door in his debut strip in Jameson's office.

The anti-door agenda has been clear from the start.

We're up to four now I think?
JJJ's office
Armoured car
Safe
Nerve gas storage

And the armoury window for partial credit

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha. There's some broken poo poo, that's definitely my husband's..... primary source of income, Spider-Man!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



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Jerusalem posted:

that's definitely my husband's..... primary source of income, Spider-Man!
On that note, I'm eagerly awaiting the end of this where Peter goes "aw dangit, I don't have any photos because I was too mind-controlled to set my cameras up. :saddowns:"

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Nah it'll be "Killgrave didnt order me NOT to photograph everything! Here's photos of m-SPIDER-MAN stealing a safe and some nerve gas Jonah!"

Then Jonah will have the proof he needs that Spidey is a crook and will convince Luke to work for him.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Check out the cabby burning rubber out of there.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
I was seriously expecting them to not even pay the guy.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Cage looks like he's paying the guy to lure him closer so he can punch him.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Knormal posted:

Check out the cabby burning rubber out of there.

He sees evidence of Spider-Man and knows he should be somewhere else.

Noper Q
Nov 7, 2012

Pseudohog posted:

We're up to four now I think?
JJJ's office
Armoured car
Safe
Nerve gas storage

And the armoury window for partial credit

Pete was ordered to open the safe, but it didn't happen on screen. I choose to believe that the safe is not dead (because he couldn't get it open), and, as everyone knows, if you don't show the body, the "dead" one is sure to come back in the third act and save the day.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The MSJ posted:

He sees evidence of Spider-Man and knows he should be somewhere else.

"My precious doors! :gonk:"

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014
On the plus side, Peter finally got a team-up where he gets to do most of the work :unsmith:

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

ManlyGrunting posted:

On the plus side, Peter finally got a team-up where he gets to do most of the work :unsmith:

Well, he sure as hell isn't going to be the ideas guy.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Did the weekend artist just retcon Spidey ripping off the door?

That security guard knew when to get off a good oneliner.

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

davidspackage posted:

Did the weekend artist just retcon Spidey ripping off the door?

weekend artist and the weekday artist have been the same for a while now (though there is a separate inker for weekend strips)

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



davidspackage posted:

Did the weekend artist just retcon Spidey ripping off the door?

That security guard knew when to get off a good oneliner.

Sunday always recaps the week before and adds a new element. Theoretically, you could read only Mon-Sat strips *or* only Sun strips and still get the same rough story beats.

I'm pretty sure the reasoning behind that is some newspaper subscriptions are "Sunday Only". Or they used to be. When people still subscribed to physical copies of the newspaper.

Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Jan 27, 2019

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Newspaper Spider-Man has had bad experiences entering other people’s buildings in darkness, let us see how it plays out this time.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I'm the window floating in mid-air in front of another window.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
PSA: the old Newspaper Spider-Man that's being reposted in the Comic Strip Megathread has just started the Clown 9 storyline, this is not a drill :siren:

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



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Well done, slave!

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This comic has exactly one braincell left, and it's completely dedicated to making sure Purple Man didn't say that to Cage.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Mikl posted:

PSA: the old Newspaper Spider-Man that's being reposted in the Comic Strip Megathread has just started the Clown 9 storyline, this is not a drill :siren:

Link?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Here ya go.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Man, Purple Man was right to get Spider-man, otherwise he'd already been shot.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"Oh hey it is actually you, how's it going Peter?"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

David D. Davidson posted:

"Oh hey it is actually you, how's it going Peter?"

"Fool me once, officer! I'm not admitting again that I, Peter Parker, am secretly Spider-Man!"

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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
Is the twist going to be that Spidey doesn't respond because Wall-Crawler isn't his name?

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