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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Behold, the most Andrew Bucholtzian Awful Announcing Article ever and if you are of the tl;dr persuasion he even sums up his article in the final sentence: "So this is really a lot of sound and fury, but it’s not signifying much"

lmao jesus christ

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pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Niwrad posted:

Thought these folks wanted politics out of football.

They've never wanted politics out of football. They want other people's politics out of football. Their politics are perfectly fine and Good American Behavior that everyone should follow.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1088260524482220033

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1089631527959519234
:shepicide:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The combination of poorly paid athletes and sports betting has never led to bad results

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

It's easy to know that betting on sports is intrinsically bad, because it's what Darren rovell has now devoted his life to. Sports betting is like the capitalism of hobbies.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
When was the last time people cared about track and field outside of the Olympics? Like, ancient Greece?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ElwoodCuse posted:

When was the last time people cared about track and field outside of the Olympics? Like, ancient Greece?

the time a sprinter raced a zebra in Fox Television's Man Vs. Beast

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


R.D. Mangles posted:

the time a sprinter raced a zebra in Fox Television's Man Vs. Beast

that was the only MvB I remember and holy shiiiiittttttttt these others

quote:

Professional eater Takeru Kobayashi lost a hot dog eating contest against a Kodiak bear that did not know it was in an eating competition.

Scott Helvenston, a US Navy SEAL, won a race against a chimpanzee through an obstacle course.

A group of 44 dwarfs lost a race against an Asian elephant to see which could pull a McDonnell Douglas DC-10 jet a certain distance first.

Shawn Crawford, a world-class sprinter, won a 100-metre race against a giraffe but lost against a zebra.

A Sumo wrestler lost a tug-of-war against a large, female orangutan.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

R.D. Mangles posted:

the time a sprinter raced a zebra in Fox Television's Man Vs. Beast

Was this the one where the announcer questioned the zebra's desire or was that the giraffe?

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
Excuse me but track and field is always extremely cool and good :colbert:

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

The one where the monkey starts pissing everywhere during the contest ruled.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Drew wrote his first column since his "accident":

https://deadspin.com/please-stop-praising-the-idiot-football-men-for-dressin-1832193628

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'm glad he's back, and I hope he's not brain damaged too bad.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Douchy football advanced stats guy Scott Kacsmar fired after someone went through his tweets and noticed a uh... trend

https://twitter.com/designatedkyle/status/1090678442977185792

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Kalli posted:

Douchy football advanced stats guy Scott Kacsmar fired after someone went through his tweets and noticed a uh... trend

https://twitter.com/designatedkyle/status/1090678442977185792

holy poo poo these just keep going :stare:

Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007

Kalli posted:

Douchy football advanced stats guy Scott Kacsmar fired after someone went through his tweets and noticed a uh... trend

https://twitter.com/designatedkyle/status/1090678442977185792

Holy poo poo, part of me was like “meh it’s only 4 tweets I’ve seen worse” but god drat there’s a whole thread full of more racist garbage.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/ScottKacsmarNFL/status/1090754304066105349

the apology is about what you'd expect

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


This is a good article on the bizarre relationship between Naomi Osaka and the Japanese media

https://kotaku.com/naomi-osaka-and-the-expectations-put-upon-biracial-japa-1832150748

(the author is an American who lives in Japan with his Japanese wife and mixed race children)

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


I’m sorry you are offended hahah.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/losgeez/status/1090759911925997568?s=21

Cash Monet
Apr 5, 2009

Kalli posted:

Douchy football advanced stats guy Scott Kacsmar fired after someone went through his tweets and noticed a uh... trend

https://twitter.com/designatedkyle/status/1090678442977185792

Holy poo poo

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Kalli posted:

Douchy football advanced stats guy Scott Kacsmar fired after someone went through his tweets and noticed a uh... trend

https://twitter.com/designatedkyle/status/1090678442977185792

Maybe he just lives in a bad neighborhood.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

General Dog posted:

Maybe he just lives in a bad neighborhood.

Must be.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

In context or out of context, that is a lot of :stare:

On the one hand awful shitposting like that is pretty much what Twitter was invented for, to a lot of people, but wow you have to be real stupid to put your name behind that.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

General Dog posted:

Maybe he just lives in a bad neighborhood.

one of his former coworkers got carjacked


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgHuOx6ReiI


but I dunno if they lived near each other

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Feb 1, 2019

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
Looks like Vice Sports finally got killed off in the most recent round of layoffs. They were already pretty diminished from their peak but I'll miss Michael Pina in particular, he's one of the best regular NBA columnists not working for one of the major outlets

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Adnan Virk got fired from ESPN for allegedly leaking: https://nypost.com/2019/02/03/rising-espn-star-adnan-virk-fired-escorted-out-in-leak-investigation/

Follow-up article has more details: https://nypost.com/2019/02/04/adnan-virk-plots-espn-lawsuit-after-firing-over-mlb-leak/

quote:

The instance that led to the final decision to relieve Virk concerned a story that appeared on the website Awful Announcing.

In part, the report said Major League Baseball had opted to let ESPN slide on contractual obligations that called for it to have a certain amount of studio shows during the season in return for moving “Sunday Night Baseball” from 8 p.m. to 7 p.m.

ESPN had a conference call about “Sunday Night Baseball” that the network believes Virk revealed to Awful Announcing. Sources said the “premeditated nature” of the outreach alarmed ESPN. It is unclear what motivated Virk, though sources often try to curry favor with reporters.

When the conference call took place, Virk was not on the whole time, and the specific information about the future schedule for baseball was actually not discussed.

Virk followed up right after the call with Phil Orlins, the senior coordinating producer, asking specific questions about the direction of baseball at ESPN in regards to its scheduling. The questions matched what appeared later that day in the Awful Announcing article.

Virk, according to sources, told Awful Announcing reporter Ben Koo about the information shortly after.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

so like a decade without an avatar and this is the one you go for

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

chunkles posted:

so like a decade without an avatar and this is the one you go for

Buddy you think I chose this? It’s mostly motivation to finally buy one of my own. No idea who bought this one.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Henchman of Santa posted:

Buddy you think I chose this? It’s mostly motivation to finally buy one of my own. No idea who bought this one.

They don't give y'all free ones anymore?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

MourningView posted:

They don't give y'all free ones anymore?

I was actually gonna get one when they made me a mod but it looked like I’d still be charged for it. I think I still have it in the cart actually. Maybe I just did it wrong.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Henchman of Santa posted:

I was actually gonna get one when they made me a mod but it looked like I’d still be charged for it. I think I still have it in the cart actually. Maybe I just did it wrong.

You don't do it through the normal avatar purchase process. Back In My Day there was like a thread where you could ask for the image to be uploaded and then once it was you did it through the mod panel on one of your posts in the forum you mod and it gets added to the queue like a probation. You can change or fix avatars for other people the same way. It's been a long time though and I might be explaining it wrong. I'm sure you can ask in the Secret Mod Forum. There used to be a FAQ I think? Or maybe they don't do that anymore it's been like five years!

This probably should have been a PM but I already typed it so too bad everyone here for Sports Journalism Takes

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Rename thread to mod journalism

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
collusion between the mods.

I knew it.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Drew Magary was back on his podcast today and the official story is that he stepped into the hall outside of the Deadspin party room (after the Deadspin awards), passed out, and cracked his skull.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

General Dog posted:

Drew Magary was back on his podcast today and the official story is that he stepped into the hall outside of the Deadspin party room (after the Deadspin awards), passed out, and cracked his skull.
That's certainly a plausible explanation. A former co-worker of mine, when in the middle of a cold, passed out in her classroom and had her head crash into a desk and then bounce off the floor, resulting in a skull fracture and nearly brain damage. It's been about six years and she still has some issues related to that.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
He does not outright say this but it's also pretty heavily implied that he was poo poo faced when it happened.

Anyway I'm guessing this will not stop half this thread/the internet at large from assuming that he secretly drunk drove his car into a school bus full of children or whatever

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

MourningView posted:

He does not outright say this but it's also pretty heavily implied that he was poo poo faced when it happened.
Well yes I think we can all assume he was drunk when it happened, but I was thinking more of along the lines of just how little it truly takes to gently caress yourself up if you hit your head in just the right spot.

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

MourningView posted:

He does not outright say this but it's also pretty heavily implied that he was poo poo faced when it happened.

Anyway I'm guessing this will not stop half this thread/the internet at large from assuming that he secretly drunk drove his car into a school bus full of children or whatever

Has a school bus of children disappeared recently

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