WWE Royal Rumble 2019: As Heartwrenching as eating a Royal Rumble Burger

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Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010; by Pragmatica

This match is sick af

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 18:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

GeneX posted:

lmfao this company will always fall rear end-backwards into good storylines

lol yup, and since the fans loved vicious Becky, they turned her back face and gave her "The Man" gimmick where she is cocky as poo poo and even sassed the gently caress out of Cena.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

She tapped like 5 times

what the hell

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

THIS IS SO GOOD

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

Seriously though these two are so slick and creative I don't know how the rest of the card can live up

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

This is good.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

This match is awesome. :stare:

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

DEAR RICHARD: Feb 5, 2009; IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS

holy gently caress

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:25

Fresh Like Zafo: May 31, 2012

That was so good!

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

a new study bible!: Feb 2, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

When is Becky gonna pull her face off and reveal that she's actually James Ellsworth in an orange wig?

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

CATTLE MUTILATION!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

HOLY gently caress

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

holy crap

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

That was loving awesome.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Jiro: Jan 13, 2004

ASUKA WINS!!!!

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Big Queefy: Jan 27, 2013

HOLY poo poo

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress that ruled.

Go on to win the Rumble, Becky!

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Joey McChrist: Aug 8, 2005

whoa

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Stole the loving show in the first match, that was really good

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

WHOA

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ASUKA

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

drat I loved that finish.

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MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

jesus that owned

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motherbox: Jul 19, 2013

They�ve got phenomenal chemistry.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

Becky going to win the Rumble.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Best women's match in WWE history?

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Okay that ending scramble and that finish ruled.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Not sure about that clean finish.

EugeneJ posted:

She tapped like 5 times

what the hell

Flailing hands isn�t tapping. Refs know the difference. That�s why you�re not a ref.

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Yessssss

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Solemn Sloth: Jul 11, 2015; Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

That was a rad match and a fantastic finish

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

FullMetalJackoff: Feb 15, 2004; Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

YES! KANA moveset unlocked.

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

i can't believe you've done this

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

I wouldn't have Becky tap out there but it was an awesome match and there's no shame in tapping to the champion and/or Asuka.

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ThePariah: Feb 10, 2014

Dope match

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GrimGypsy: Mar 27, 2007

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Shoenin: May 29, 2013; Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)

Owowowowowowow that looked hosed
Also holy poo poo Asuka won

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

Namtab: Feb 22, 2010

That was ok

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BGrifter: Mar 16, 2007; Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Sad that match had to end cause everything after will be worse. :sigh:

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

MATCH OWNED

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

drat, good match

Becky Lynch will return

# ? Jan 28, 2019 01:26

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