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Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.
lmao white people have no problem saying racist things, yet get really offended when someone calls them out as racist

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Recoome posted:

lmao white people have no problem saying racist things, yet get really offended when someone calls them out as racist

But I hang out with people who aren't white, how could I be racist?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil


No idea how old this one is.....

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hambeet posted:

sucks to be you.

set your next reminder for 2025.

maybe late 2024 with your luck.

i've got long service leave up my sleeve i can vanish any time i want :v:

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

hambeet posted:

sucks to be you.

also my office job is piss easy compared to what the warehouse do, our staffer needs a break so I don't mind that he got in first

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

GoldStandardConure posted:

i've got long service leave up my sleeve i can vanish any time i want :v:

"yeah mate I'm due for a tune up on the new lungs, they're gonna take 'em out for a few days and tune them up when I'm on an iron lung"

"yeah its in bali, medical tourism mate it's great"

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
i booked a second iron long next to mine if you want to tag along

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

GoldStandardConure posted:

i booked a second iron long next to mine if you want to tag along

sounds good you can tell me about movies I haven’t seen (all of them)

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

28766f69642a2930 posted:

sounds good you can tell me about movies I haven’t seen (all of them)

yes but you won't want me to

pikachode
Jan 21, 2019

by R. Guyovich
i need to stop spending so much money on seeds. but the trees are my only friends

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Bill Shortens dog passed away.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

pikachode posted:

i need to stop spending so much money on seeds. but the trees are my only friends

i am engaged in garden warfare with the people in the apartment above mine, as they always walk through the garden (and drag their wheelie bin through it), it never had that many plants in it to begin with. so i am filling it with as many sunflowers, chilli plants, and various other vegetables as fast as possible to make an impenetrable wall that consists of all the ingredients to make a spicy salsa + sunflowers

i never thought i would get into gardening, but spite does strange things to you

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
harvesting hella dragonfruit atm, about the only thing thriving in this lovely drought

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

I know this one's a joke because

A) Kerry Anne kennelly died like 15 years ago
B) her career was dead another 20 years before that so there's no way anybody would have her on TV now even if she was alive which she isn't

Studio 10 is just "Wow, aren't Boomers just the greatest? Nothing has ever been good since 1976, right?"


It's loving awful

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Kennerley, one of television’s most recognisable faces with a string of hit shows to her name, hit back angrily, saying “I’m offended by that, Yumi”.

Stynes: “Well, keep going then, because every time you open your mouth, you’re sounding racist.

:sbahj:

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-01-28/bill-shorten-turns-down-meeting-with-rupert-murdoch/10755892

quote:

Opposition Leader Bill Shorten has signalled he will not meet with Rupert Murdoch, breaking a long tradition of Australian political leaders who felt compelled to pay court to the media proprietor who has used his company's influence in Australian, British and US politics for decades.

7.30 has been told that Mr Shorten was given an open invitation to meet with Mr Murdoch whenever he was in the United States.
But Mr Murdoch was politely told that would not be necessary as Mr Shorten would deal with the Australian representatives of the company.
"I will deal with the Australian representatives of every media company," Mr Shorten told 7.30.
"News Limited (sic) and Mr Murdoch shouldn't take that as any view on him in particular.
"I'll deal with their local management just as I deal with the local management of the ABC.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Either Murdoch's power is waning or bills about to get the full force brought to bear against him.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

shame about that election campaign, hey shorten?



*body turns up in shortens wheelie bin*

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

hambeet posted:

shame about that election campaign, hey shorten?



*body turns up in shortens wheelie bus*

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Bill finds spine?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Shorten fears nothing.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

hambeet posted:

shame about that election campaign, hey shorten?



*body turns up in shortens wheelie bin*

Spoilers, it’s bill’s body

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Shorten loses unlosable election.

In other news, former Liberal Julia Banks will contest Greg Hunt as an independent. Of course her preferences will probably flow to the liberals and not labor.

https://www.skynews.com.au/details/_5995190205001

quote:

Former Liberal MP Julia Banks will reportedly run against Health Minister Greg Hunt in the Victorian seat of Flinders at the upcoming federal election.

Ms Banks will reportedly switch seats to run as an Independent against her former Liberal Party colleague.

New polling suggests the Heath Minister is at risk of losing the seat, with Labor ahead on a two-party preferred vote of 51 to 49 per cent.


bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
no reason not to run as an independent, LNP have no money and their association is poison

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

norp posted:

Either Murdoch's power is waning or bills about to get the full force brought to bear against him.

Probably both and it's probably going to happen anyway. I bet Labor has nothing to lose by snubbing him.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
More independent challengers.

https://twitter.com/michellegrattan/status/1089830677451689984

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
LNP civil war basically. Turnbull was Saddam who held all the factions together.

Abbott is uh...

Bush.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Abbott is clearly chemical Ali

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

JBP posted:

Abbott is clearly chemical Ali

Scomo is doing a good job at genociding his own members.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hey, if you all crowd fund me i'll run in corangamite as an indie

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts
Dutton as Baghdad Bob.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

love too vote for an independent... member of the Liberal Party?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

28766f69642a2930 posted:

love too vote for an independent... member of the Liberal Party?

The neolibs that can see the plainly visible climate change dollar and hipster digital nomad vote are seceding.

hiddenmovement
Sep 29, 2011

"Most mornings I'll apologise in advance to my wife."

Anidav posted:

LNP civil war basically. Turnbull was Saddam who held all the factions together.

Abbott is uh...

Bush.

Howard was Saddam. Abbott is Uday or Qusay.

Morrison is the Communications Minister, Comical Ali. He will spend the entire election campaign claiming that The Liberal party is right on track to be elected, and be the only one left to surrender to Labor/The Electorate.

hidys
May 6, 2015

"Give the boys a bit of a rev up."
https://twitter.com/ghostwhovotes/status/1089839189909299200?s=21

Can’t wait for the government in recovery takes.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Also the articles about The Australian's breakthrough inventing a new branch of mathematics

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

hidys posted:

https://twitter.com/ghostwhovotes/status/1089839189909299200?s=21

Can’t wait for the government in recovery takes.

How the gently caress

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Anidav posted:

How the gently caress

They went on holiday and Australia went on holiday and they forgot about why they were mad within the margin of error.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
"The other team will be sad haha"

- democracy

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