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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1089552936710094849

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Richard Bong
Dec 11, 2008

DownByTheWooter posted:

this schultz nerd looks like a good fit for the republican primary

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Even The Dude got a case of the 2019s, the fucker.

https://twitter.com/TheJeffBridges/status/1088481555582996480?s=19

Four days of OH HELL YEAH led to:

https://twitter.com/TheJeffBridges/status/1089900907586826240?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


What the gently caress does he have terminal cancer and trying to make one last buck?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

why is the dude drinking beer with a horse

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

lol the dude does not drink stella

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EBB posted:

why is the dude drinking beer with a horse

The bra is the real mvp of that clip.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

The only way that ad could be more out of character is if the background music was the Eagles.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Honestly glad it's not a sequel though.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

the dude wouldn't be able to afford stella

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

EBB posted:

the dude wouldn't be able to afford stella

I know several "the dude"s, they turn up at your house and sly off with beers when you're not looking. Little do they know you don't care and that's your community service for the day.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

loving Stella Artois. It wasn’t enough to market a stupid specific glass, they also had to give bars a stupid knife to whack the foam off, and now the dude is drinking it.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Anyone who seriously thought the Coen Brothers green lit a sequel to the Big Lebowski for more than ten seconds is dumb as gently caress.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I was sure it wasn't a sequel. It's like that stupid Crocodile Dundee stunt from a year or two ago.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Fister Roboto posted:

The only way that ad could be more out of character is if the background music was the Eagles.

Eagles music would have made sense and that’s a cheese serving knife.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

stella tastes OK but its marketed as like this elitist bourgeoisie drink

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Yeah I dont get it. It's a serviceable macro brew. Like equal quality to Yuengling.

Local stuff is almost always better.

Burt
Sep 23, 2007

Poke.



45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

stella tastes OK but its marketed as like this elitist bourgeoisie drink

It's almost universally known as "wife beater" in the UK. They actually cranked the ABV down because of it's reputation as the beer of choice for the connoisseur nutters.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Burt posted:

It's almost universally known as "wife beater" in the UK. They actually cranked the ABV down because of it's reputation as the beer of choice for the connoisseur nutters.

its priced for a dollar or two more than similar beers so I literally never buy it. My grocery store sells 4 pack of 16 oz pilsner urquell for 5 bucks which is an amazing deal

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
if you drink anything more than a 48pack of Keystone....guillotine

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I bought some new zealand beer i havent tried yet so if it sucks im personally blaming you two finger

also that piss tape was definitely real:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1089968909313363968

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Hot Karl Marx posted:

also the piss tape was definitely real:

Every other thing in that MI6 dudes dossier has turned out to be true. This has surprised the poo poo out of me because I'm not used to people from that agency being right about anything at all (I have a picture of me in front of a model of the MI6 Spy Rock in the spy museum in Estonia, I think I might have been doing finger guns, I previously did not have a hell of a lot of respect for them).

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If you see a video of me getting my rear end reamed out at a foam party it is fake. Also any video of me complaining about how much I hate being a senator, that is also fake.
-Marco Rubio

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/1089972277645594624

I don't know if they can just do this but lol

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Deepfakes were funny when it was just putting actor's faces on other actors' movies (Nic Cage stuff, or porn movies). But this poo poo is alarming, and the average American is dumb as loving dog poo poo. These people can't understand that FREEDOMEAGLENEWS.AMERICA is full of poo poo, once they see actual videos... it's gonna make things way worse than they were in the 2016 election.

And we have a Moron In Chief at the helm who is actively harming efforts to reduce foreign interference in our media and elections. We're hosed.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I'd appreciate a non-insane foreign policy, but Maduro is a poo poo so I don't care if he loses everything he owns.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hot Karl Marx posted:

I bought some new zealand beer i havent tried yet so if it sucks im personally blaming you two finger

also that piss tape was definitely real:

https://twitter.com/jaketapper/status/1089968909313363968

which new zealand beer was it

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

which new zealand beer was it



Pure? Or Pure New Zealand?

I'm having it now cause I don't have anything to do today cause of extreme cold work stoppage.

It's not bad, a bit bland I guess

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Casimir Radon posted:

I'd appreciate a non-insane foreign policy, but Maduro is a poo poo so I don't care if he loses everything he owns.

The only thing that will save us in regards to Venezuela is that when Trump shoves his dick into the hornet's nest, it won't reach far enough. Or maybe they'll think it's time to play Mario Kart.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1089972689282961412

nope this doesnt have americas fingers all over it nope not at all

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Hot Karl Marx posted:



Pure? Or Pure New Zealand?

I'm having it now cause I don't have anything to do today cause of extreme cold work stoppage.

It's not bad, a bit bland I guess

what did you pay for that out of curiousity

like that's your bargain basement student beer here

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

TF CURES GENERATOR posted:

what did you pay for that out of curiousity

like that's your bargain basement student beer here

no idea, bought it on a whim at the grocery store (this is new to ontario). the beer store's (literally its name) website says it's $.10 cheaper than molson canadian so yeah its probably bottom shelf

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

colachute posted:

Are there people out there that really think socialism means you have to give away all of your billion dollar fortune instead of just making sure motherfuckers aren’t dying of hunger or being scared of ridiculous hospital bills?

Well, socialists think so, to start with.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I'd ask who these tax dodging billionaires are but it doesn't matter since there isn't anyone to investigate them as every agents caseload is full until they retire/die and then aren't replaced because tea partying or something

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Reign Of Pain posted:

I'd ask who these tax dodging billionaires are but it doesn't matter since there isn't anyone to investigate them as every agents caseload is full until they retire/die and then aren't replaced because tea partying or something

Read the panama papers. It's almost literally every single one of them.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Hot Karl Marx posted:

no idea, bought it on a whim at the grocery store (this is new to ontario). the beer store's (literally its name) website says it's $.10 cheaper than molson canadian so yeah its probably bottom shelf

Goddamnit, yell at the nova scotians and Labatt for me for not exporting Alexander Keith's to the US.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Reign Of Pain posted:

I'd ask who these tax dodging billionaires are but it doesn't matter since there isn't anyone to investigate them as every agents caseload is full until they retire/die and then aren't replaced because tea partying or something

theyre too busy investigating people on food stamps lol

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Eugene V. Dubstep posted:

Well, socialists think so, to start with.

With Bernie Sanders labeling himself a socialist, socialism has come to mean social democracy among US progressives. Took me a while to adjust to that looking in from the outside.

I guess we saw a similar linguistic shift in the meaning of liberal between the old and new world.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Bored As gently caress posted:

Deepfakes were funny when it was just putting actor's faces on other actors' movies (Nic Cage stuff, or porn movies). But this poo poo is alarming, and the average American is dumb as loving dog poo poo. These people can't understand that FREEDOMEAGLENEWS.AMERICA is full of poo poo, once they see actual videos... it's gonna make things way worse than they were in the 2016 election.

And we have a Moron In Chief at the helm who is actively harming efforts to reduce foreign interference in our media and elections. We're hosed.

Man, I have dipshit that don't believe "senate signed a bill" as trustworthy news because it came from CNN.

Just people who outright reject matters of public record because of three letters.

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

state of the union scheduled for 2/5

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