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Wasabi the J posted:Wait, is it pronounced Ubisoft or Ubisoft? If you go by what the name comes from, which is "Ubiquitous Software," then it would be "yoo-bih-soft."
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I'm so sad right now. I recorded a glitch from the new BG&E release and I had to reformat my computer after and can't find it on my backup drive. Double-H got attacked by a Crocax and was on the ground. I killed it, but he was still lying there gyrating, humping the air. Even had his hands up gently caressing his invisible lover's mandibles. I ran off to transition to a new area, because he wouldn't get up and kept taking damage but... He air-hosed himself to death instead. He did it a second time in the same spot.
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I'll try my best to explain this one, but in Destiny 2 I experienced a really odd glitch in a mission called "The Machinist." To preface, there are two instanced missions that take place in roughly the same area called "The Rider" and "The Machinist" where you hunt down a bad guy. The Rider involves hopping on a pike (weaponized hover bike) and using that to traverse and fight the boss, who also fights solely from a pike. The Machinist starts in the same area as The Rider, however The Rider begins with the boss spawning in front of you on a pike and racing off. I started doing The Machinist mission and as soon as I got to the first area, a pike rider with the same name as the boss from The Rider spawned in front of me. I instinctively shot at it and killed it (it had as much health as a normal enemy) and then was greeted with the mission complete dialogue and dumped out of the mission. I was not given credit for completing The Machinist and I'm still scratching my head over how the two missions managed to become entwined like that. This was the normal, leveling version of the mission, not the heroic version.
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larchesdanrew posted:I'll try my best to explain this one, but in Destiny 2 I experienced a really odd glitch in a mission called "The Machinist." Because the completion script does not take into account that you might be doing something else on the same map, but the "normal mission" prevented the "boss mission rules" from taking over is my best guess. This also means that your save game might be hosed, because the unintended skip in the script makes further events unable to fire because some flags are missing. If it works correctly then it is OK, but for example in GTA5 I had to redo most of the game because of some bullshit involving helicopter-based mission or something, can remember. And that one Skyrim mission involving going to slave labor mine as an inmate is famous for loving up several console saves due to the player seeing 1h later that the mine is unescapeable because of scripted things missing from the map. Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 19:10 on Jan 14, 2019 |
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failing forward posted:Even had his hands up gently caressing his invisible lover's mandibles. Had to re-read this sentence a few times to remember that sometimes the phrase is meant literally. Doc Hawkins has a new favorite as of 19:27 on Jan 14, 2019 |
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Der Kyhe posted:Because the completion script does not take into account that you might be doing something else on the same map, but the "normal mission" prevented the "boss mission rules" from taking over is my best guess. It's all online so no saved game. I redid the mission right after and it all went off fine. Just a weird glitch 
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Wasabi the J posted:Wait, is it pronounced Ubisoft or Ubisoft? toi·let 
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Gann Jerrod posted:I don’t know if this is a glitch or just laziness, but I’m playing Assassin’s Creed: Rogue, and there’s a mission where you rescue Native Americans being held hostage. This uses the same mechanics as a side quest you can do, and as a result, when I rescued a Native American woman she thanked me in a thick, male Scottish brogue. That sorta thing happened to me in Red Dead Redemption. I was in a town and a random 'save townsperson' event triggered. A woman tore into town screaming for help, being chased by coyotes. I killed them, she said 'Thank you so much, mister!' then immediately started shrieking for help again and ran out of town. And on that topic, anyone know what video I'm talking about here? A goon once posted footage of a quest-giver NPC in RDR showing up with the wrong model during the mission. The NPC showed up as a dog/coyote with a rifle in a mission to take down a gang.
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LadyPictureShow posted:That sorta thing happened to me in Red Dead Redemption. I was in a town and a random 'save townsperson' event triggered. A woman tore into town screaming for help, being chased by coyotes. I killed them, she said 'Thank you so much, mister!' then immediately started shrieking for help again and ran out of town. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFoMvLmfFEY
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Dude with the Solaire T-shirt knows what's up
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Something went very wrong in Surgeon Simulator...   
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Necrothatcher posted:Something went very wrong in Surgeon Simulator... ...or did something go very right
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Necrothatcher posted:Something went very wrong in Surgeon Simulator... reminds me of playing Surgeon sim in VR, you can hold the heavy's mouth open and try and force tools in there, it's good fun.
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This is Surgeon Simulator, if you'd told me those were promotional screenshots I'd've believed you.
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cya shitlords https://i.imgur.com/O7tEnre.mp4
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haveblue posted:cya shitlords What happened
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Sorry- that enemy is retreating into a spawning area where the players can't touch him, which he's not supposed to do. And he has to be killed to complete a particular raid encounter so that team is probably wiping now.
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Stop, im laughing so hard im having a heart attack!
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If you have to explain it just so people can tell a glitch even happened, it probably isn't worth posting.
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I could tell by the caption, and the behavior of the players. 
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Doc Hawkins posted:I could tell by the caption, and the behavior of the players. Yeah, you’re smarter than me, but do you have a Costco card, big man??? Check and goddamn mate, my friend
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I thought it was a player character retreating to the safety of the darkness, which somehow actually protected them.
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Doc Hawkins posted:I could tell by the caption, and the behavior of the players.
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Necrothatcher posted:Something went very wrong in Surgeon Simulator... its better in motion 
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fits posted:its better in motion Look, I know some people say de-jawing zombies is cruel, but it's the only way to make them safe. Wear them out chasing your gloved hand, then get 'em at just the right moment with the bone saw.
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Cardiovorax posted:If you have to explain it just so people can tell a glitch even happened, it probably isn't worth posting. I mean I sort of gathered that the boss vanishing off into the inky blackness and the players just sitting there like  wasn't supposed to happen and I haven't even played D2
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fits posted:its better in motion Who imported bethesda physics?
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Who the hell shoots zombies in the stomach? Was a games journalist playing this?
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RatHat posted:Who the hell shoots zombies in the stomach? Was a games journalist playing this? What's the glitch? Sorry I assume I'm missing something obvious
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He exploded the zombies head and it jumped up to the counter.
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RatHat posted:He exploded the zombies head and it jumped up to the counter. Ah got it thanks!
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RatHat posted:He exploded the zombies head and it jumped up to the counter. So the zombie looking like he's about to start twerking was working as intended? I might have to get this game now.
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Look, I know some people say de-jawing zombies is cruel, but it's the only way to make them safe. Wear them out chasing your gloved hand, then get 'em at just the right moment with the bone saw. Just don't do it in the back of a moving ambulance, that'd be crazy.
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RatHat posted:Who the hell shoots zombies in the stomach? Was a games journalist playing this? It’s my own clip, but if you check the bottom right, you’ll clearly see I had a real good reason for not caring where I hit.  I was trying to see if I could bisect a zombie with the pistol. You can’t. 
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https://i.imgur.com/lllpQZp.gifv From SQUAD
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I really like the guy who steps into frame doing a "man what the gently caress" gesture at the tank.
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Angry Diplomat posted:I really like the guy who steps into frame doing a "man what the gently caress" gesture at the tank. Typical Army...USAF rolls up with cutting edge flying tanks and Joe still isn't happy
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RatHat posted:https://i.imgur.com/lllpQZp.gifv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ezTshNMp8o&t=18s
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RatHat posted:https://i.imgur.com/lllpQZp.gifv Oh poo poo they're making a Bad Company 3?
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