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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Easy. Take him to church and grab him by the organ.

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

It sounds like there's some reason you don't want to ask him? or am I misreading?

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I am cripplingly shy when it comes to asking people out but I'm also terribly impatient

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Kick him in the junk. Dudes love that.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Different people require different approaches. For instance my wife was much more of a “direct approach” type of person while my cousin preferred to play “hard to get”.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
.

Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Jan 2, 2020

Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
Melee Range
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I'm envious.

Of that 70 degree weather. My feet are now perpetually cold for the next 3 months at least.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
it got up to 60 today here. I also started auditing a couple classes: a mathy class to refresh my memory and what looks to be an interesting class in extrasolar astrophysics.

Also, sweet as sin, you might need to just up and ask him something like "so hey, I like you lots. You like me lots. Should we start going steady?" And your cat looks extra grumpy there :3:

Count Thrashula
Jun 1, 2003

Death is nothing compared to vindication.
Buglord


I forgot I had this cool rear end jacket. I love moving and finding things I'd tucked in the back of my closet

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

COOL CORN posted:



I forgot I had this cool rear end jacket. I love moving and finding things I'd tucked in the back of my closet

Star Lord costume coming along nicely. :cheers:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

I was hoping this would be a bit more faded before my job interview today, but thank heavens for makeup.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



I have amazing bedhead today. :)

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

It's good to see the Mario Sister finally getting some representation.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

I had a rip off game growing up called The Gianna Sisters. I loved it. No moustaches, though, sadly.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

We're they not even Super Gianna Sisters? loving weak.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Great Giana Sisters, even better

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Uh... if that was targeted at young girls I’d have some pointed complaints.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

hahahahha!!!


The intro was really graphic, as I remember.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


LingcodKilla posted:

Uh... if that was targeted at young girls I’d have some pointed complaints.

I can see at least two very pointy complaints.

So this isn't a complete shitpost, here is the first selfie, as far as i can remember, that I took and happy with, and this was back in November, and I got a haircut and shaved since then.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Been sick for a week and haven't been online much. Lots of sleep and playing Ark when I can actually breathe. Miss y'all goon faces, today has gone from "my car battery is dead" to "offer on a piece of land was rejected" so I'm a bit mopey and you guys being cute makes me happy.

I also can't get my damned selfie to load so pretend I posted another pic of me and the spoopy dolls.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
May you have all the charge in the world.




I can't think of a joke thatd combine electricity, land and or offers, and spooky

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

May you have all the charge in the world.




I can't think of a joke thatd combine electricity, land and or offers, and spoopy

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I honestly had no idea a week in the cold without starting it would kill the battery. You can leave a car off for a month in the desert and it'll fire right up.

:rory: The more you know :rory:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Back when it used to get cold here, the sidewalks were a mega tripping hazard because everyone would feed an extension cord out to their cars to prevent the battery from dying overnight.

That hasn't been a problem for a while now.

Animale
Sep 30, 2009

New glasses, who dis?

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Those are perfect

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Animale posted:


New glasses, who dis?

Hush hush now

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Animale posted:


New glasses, who dis?

Dayum, those are some nice spectacles!

Desmodus rotundus
Sep 15, 2013

HAY GUYS

Before


After


This album has been on rotation today and yesterday

https://youtu.be/WrD-OYuEkyY

Also I reserved my spot for esthetician school and start in March!!! :woop:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Desmodus rotundus posted:

Before


After


This album has been on rotation today and yesterday

https://youtu.be/WrD-OYuEkyY

Also I reserved my spot for esthetician school and start in March!!! :woop:

Hooray, congrats! It's -11 here in Louisville, so of course our governed said we're getting soft as Americans for closing schools.

At least we have bourbon.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Man, it's in the high 50's (F) today here in Florida.

Dunno why everyone is so cold :confused:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

There's 105 degree difference between Orlando and Minneapolis right now.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



chitoryu12 posted:

There's 105 degree difference between Orlando and Minneapolis right now.

THIS IS NORMAL. NOTHING WRONG AT ALL

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Desmodus rotundus posted:

Before


After


This album has been on rotation today and yesterday

https://youtu.be/WrD-OYuEkyY

Also I reserved my spot for esthetician school and start in March!!! :woop:

Before - left nostril pierced, After - right nostril pierced yes I know its a mirror in one

Also its 45f here in Dallas and people complaining about the cold :banjo:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

chitoryu12 posted:

There's 105 degree difference between Orlando and Minneapolis right now.




:thunk:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


With the wind chill and humidity accounted for (the only temperature that matters), it's around -50 in Minneapolis.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

JEEVES420 posted:

Before - left nostril pierced, After - right nostril pierced yes I know its a mirror in one

Also its 45f here in Dallas and people complaining about the cold :banjo:

60 in San Diego the other day and we were all like IT'S SOOOO COOOOLD :byodood:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm not cold



It's 41F/5C in my part of Canada. We've had pretty much one permament Chinook all winter.

Desmodus rotundus
Sep 15, 2013

HAY GUYS

Picnic Princess posted:

I'm not cold



It's 41F/5C in my part of Canada. We've had pretty much one permament Chinook all winter.

Hi send them our way plz

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Eldritch BiLast
Jul 7, 2009

Pummel Sylvanas
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Our remote phone system is absolutely hosed so I can't answer any calls, instead i'll take a picture of myself even though I feel like trash.

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