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Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Whoopsy-doodle.

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

DrPossum posted:

I hope Carter Page runs for president.

Asking him for his input on redoing the White House basically just Dan Aykroyd seeing the ghostbusters firehouse for the first time

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
KAMALA HARRIS IS A loving COP




















[gentle mooing in the distance]

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Epic High Five posted:

the secret is to post in the truem thread a lot but to have lots of political activities going on irl that are all far more radical than your posting here, so instead of being a bleak chronicling its instead a humorous aside

you're too performative for this to be true

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

sinnesloeschen posted:

listen rear end in a top hat nihilist arbys SPEAKS TO ME OKAY

It's not speaking to you

It doesn't know you exist

If you DM it you will go unnoticed, confirmation from an aloof idol that no one and nothing cares

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


brugroffil posted:

Would be cool if he gets sepsis

:pray:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
free bearjew

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
thread title is a crock of lies

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bearjew posted:

pisss out my anus

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

sinnesloeschen posted:

KAMALA HARRIS IS A loving COP




















[gentle mooing in the distance]

a gentle gopher pops happily in the distance but there was no kart to hit it

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

tacodaemon posted:

yesterday I was at a restaurant with the gf and there was a tv on the wall with howard schultz being interviewed on it, and between us and the tv our waiter was standing around chatting with another customer

and anyway the gf noticed schultz on the tv and gestured toward it and said "I can't believe this stupid rear end in a top hat" and our waiter was like "wuhwuhwhat" and started apologizing bc he thought she was gesturing at/talking about him

why is your gf so cruel to waitstaff?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
arby's wear teh hat

also

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Pancakes posted:

It's not speaking to you

It doesn't know you exist

If you DM it you will go unnoticed, confirmation from an aloof idol that no one and nothing cares

wow this is like confirmation class all over again

please don't molest me

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


DrPossum posted:

lol if you use a computer or mobile device for literally anything other than engaging with brands

:thunk:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
My doggo just burped and farted loudly at the exact same time and looked so embarrassed.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

rename it sesh

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
If that really was the piss tape that I watched on Sunday though then I assume I only have five more days to live or something.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

FAU, sometimes urine rear end in a top hat

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
rear end out my piss

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

hey cmon now something awful is a brand


i mean lowtax got a pez dispenser for a neck now but still

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Pancakes posted:

My doggo just burped and farted loudly at the exact same time and looked so embarrassed.

:same:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

sinnesloeschen posted:


please don't molest me

How can a stack of pancakes molest a poster?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
free bearjew

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
piss out my rear end

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


yeah this is the video to link everyone to when they tell you they support her

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Spergin Morlock posted:

FAU, sometimes urine rear end in a top hat
:confused:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


free bearjew

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

the piss tape is very real, very strong, and very much our friend

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Pancakes posted:

How can a stack of pancakes molest a poster?

coming up next on MOREL OREL

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


tacodaemon posted:

yesterday I was at a restaurant with the gf and there was a tv on the wall with howard schultz being interviewed on it, and between us and the tv our waiter was standing around chatting with another customer

and anyway the gf noticed schultz on the tv and gestured toward it and said "I can't believe this stupid rear end in a top hat" and our waiter was like "wuhwuhwhat" and started apologizing bc he thought she was gesturing at/talking about him

Legitimate lol on that one

Poor dude

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1090074254010404864?s=21

Goreban Dallas 2.0
Jan 4, 2019


https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1090074254010404864?s=21

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



HOLY poo poo TRUMP

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Crusader posted:

the piss tape is very real, very strong, and very much our friend

But we shall not bear witness of false piss tapes.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:
LOL we know who howard schultz is now

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



GLOBAL WAMING

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

prednisent tromp

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars



the high priestess of the prison-industrial complex

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

if Trump is the heart of the Trump Thread, bearjew is the soul

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