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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



I'm glad a videogame company finally took my advice and gave Dahir Insaat a job.

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Dahir Insaat was literally my first thought, too.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Me too but then I realized there's no quadcopters anywhere in the video.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Me too but then I realized there's no quadcopters anywhere in the video.

That's when you combine four of those tanks.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Keru posted:

That's when you combine four of those tanks.

Where are the escape motorbikes kept?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Croccers posted:

Where are the escape motorbikes kept?

Each track can be detached from the tank to become its own self-propelled unit.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Each track can be detached from the tank to become its own self-propelled unit.

I think I had that M.A.S.K. toy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Metal Gear-rear end vehicle.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

fits posted:

its better in motion



You gotta be loving kidding.

Babe Magnet
Jun 2, 2008

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Each track can be detached from the tank to become its own self-propelled unit.

SilkyP
Jul 21, 2004

The Boo-Box


Das Fonz

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Why is David Duchovny sad? His motortankle is awesome.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

SilkyP posted:

Das Fonz

His real name is Aayyyyyyyydolf.

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Easy Reicher

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008


That is so Fallout it looks like photoshop.

Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Der Kyhe posted:

That is so Fallout it looks like photoshop.

if it were fallout it would be in ISOMETRIC VIEW GOD drat IT OR ELSE IT'S NOT FALLOUT

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I hope a couple of those bolts on the side are mounting points for frame sliders, or you'll be in for a real bad time if you lay it down with your leg under it

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I hope a couple of those bolts on the side are mounting points for frame sliders, or you'll be in for a real bad time if you lay it down with your leg under it

One does not simply lay down their TreadNoughtTM!

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



How does it even steer?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I hope a couple of those bolts on the side are mounting points for frame sliders, or you'll be in for a real bad time if you lay it down with your leg under it

Needs a sidecar

EoRaptor
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Moose posted:

How does it even steer?

From memory, the tread bike is actually hinged just under the drivers seat, and bends to provide a turn radius. The reason we don’t see this type of thing around is that it derails its tread all the time, even when going straight, and turning forced part of the tread to skid, so it wears out idiotically fast.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

not strictly a glitch but I appreciate that buried somewhere within this game's engine is a dial that you can turn up for More Face

if you find the dial the engine must cooperate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvqsXWTlVY

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

EoRaptor posted:

From memory, the tread bike is actually hinged just under the drivers seat, and bends to provide a turn radius. The reason we don’t see this type of thing around is that it derails its tread all the time, even when going straight, and turning forced part of the tread to skid, so it wears out idiotically fast.

I always liked this render:




But I could never see how they would prevent losing the tread all the time. Unless they used two separate treads, one in front of the other, which just makes it a snowmobile.

Or kettenkraftrad.

Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 10:03 on Feb 1, 2019

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Digirat posted:

not strictly a glitch but I appreciate that buried somewhere within this game's engine is a dial that you can turn up for More Face

if you find the dial the engine must cooperate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvqsXWTlVY
I don't think there's anything in the world more funny to me than this poo poo

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

His other videos are gems too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGgb4OKHfbE

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

Digirat posted:

not strictly a glitch but I appreciate that buried somewhere within this game's engine is a dial that you can turn up for More Face

if you find the dial the engine must cooperate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTvqsXWTlVY

I love that mod for Fallout 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpS_8rK_mJA

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012
Happier, and with your mouth open.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Your Computer posted:

I don't think there's anything in the world more funny to me than this poo poo



how’d you turn off my monitor

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Croccers posted:

Happier, and with your mouth open.

Hahaha yes!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Solice Kirsk posted:

One does not simply lay down their TreadNoughtTM!
gently caress, I don't care what it's actually called, this is its True Name

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Instead of 500% I wish they would have put it right at the sweet spot of absurdly exaggerated but still anatomically possible.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Here's a bit more subtle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4-t-IiqG_A

Reive
May 21, 2009

I found an absolutely cursed playthough of a Japanese dating sim, there are at least 13 other parts to this:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31225068

Here's some previews:




Edit: playlist - https://www.nicovideo.jp/mylist/57137111

Reive has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Feb 5, 2019

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Reive posted:

I found an absolutely cursed playthough of a Japanese dating sim, there are at least 13 other parts to this:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31225068

Here's some previews:




Thank you for that, I was about to go to bed. Now I fear I'll never sleep again.

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Reive posted:

I found an absolutely cursed playthough of a Japanese dating sim, there are at least 13 other parts to this:
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm31225068

Here's some previews:




holy poo poo, watch the video at 4:21

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Doki Doki Literature Club got a sequel?

Vorpal Cat
Mar 19, 2009

Oh god what did I just post?

Kennel posted:

Doki Doki Literature Club got a sequel?

Its actually a prequal.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
No idea if this counts, since it's more of a bug/oversight than a glitch:

In the old SimHeaven/SimHell game Afterlife, one of the layers of simulation/strategy is focused on Vibes. If you're running heaven, everything is best when they are under Good Vibes. In hell, everything is best when they are under Bad Vibes.

One of the game's disasters you can activate is the Birds of Paradise disaster. Birds fly around Heaven, pooping on stuff. Nobody likes being in a building covered in bird poop, so they get Bad Vibes, making the building less functional. Makes sense, right?

Well, the developers forgot, when designing the counterpart disaster (Bats Out Of Hell), to change the "this building has been pooped on by a giant creature and has Bad Vibes all over" setting. It goes from a bad thing in Heaven to a good thing in Hell.

So, yadda yadda yadda, you always want Bats Out Of Hell running in Hell. Bats fly around, pooping over everything and making everything more efficient, everything functions better. All the while you'e running your own corner of punishment, hearing squirt-squirt-squirt-squirt-squirt-squirt as giant angry bats violently poo poo over everything you've created.. and it's a good thing.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Hell in Afterlife also teaches you that taking a loan to pay off other loans is an extremely valid tactic. I believe the cost of building a bank is 1/10 of what you can loan from one. You have a certain amount of time to repay the loan, otherwise they will start taking the entrance fee for souls entering your hell. Better to take out another loan to deal with it in time!

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjTPj4sHraw

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