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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Roosevelt posted:

he's not retarded, he's just an extreme dotard with no concept of success other than "more money for me" which is kind of a bad trait for a pubic servant

actually if you check these graphs you’ll see that the President is actually retarded

the graphs are just photos of my cat

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

personally i will never betray the one true heir to the throne david french

:newt:

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


ArfJason posted:

This. This is why Idiocracy is starting to look like a Documentary.

why are you so angry

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


2DCAT posted:

as a fake billionaire i demand equal airtime :toot:

2dcat is branding himself as a fake billionaire to disguise the fact that he is really a trillionaire

imagine the smell :negative:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

the graphs are just photos of my cat

a good cat too

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Nae! posted:

its 11:41 and ive already had to deal with one attorney, one payroll company, one health insurance company, two cpas, two real estate bankers, and a dog who keeps losing his god damned kong because he rolls it under the couch

i am losing it cspam, i really am

speaking as attorney for the dog, please desist speaking publicly on the issue until further litigation is resolved and treats are agreed upon

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

basically, constitutional government is impossible with trump

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
Seeing Howard schultz get real mad at all the blowback and go full "gently caress you poors" in a matter of days has been a real treat

At this rate if he stays in the race he'll peel off a few votes from Republicans who held their nose for trump and are just waiting for another Romney to 'restore dignity to the race'

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Listen, I'm white and I have a suit so I'm required to keep talking as if I know things even when all I have to say is I don't know things

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
if you put peanut butter inside the Kong he won't lose it as easily

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


colachute posted:

How long before trump calls the intelligence community the UNintelligence community

Lmao I hope he does soon

UN

UN































UN

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

he not staying in

he has to be nearing the end of the first round of exposure organized by his pr people

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Nae! posted:

its 11:41 and ive already had to deal with one attorney, one payroll company, one health insurance company, two cpas, two real estate bankers, and a dog who keeps losing his god damned kong because he rolls it under the couch

i am losing it cspam, i really am

*pourin out a puppacino for that doggo*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Listen, I'm white and I have a suit so I'm required to keep talking as if I know things even when all I have to say is I don't know things

excuse me miss excuse me miss miss excusE ME EXUCSE ME MISS

i have nothing to add, continue please

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sandoz posted:

UN

UN










UN

:same:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Nae! posted:

its 11:41 and ive already had to deal with one attorney, one payroll company, one health insurance company, two cpas, two real estate bankers, and a dog who keeps losing his god damned kong because he rolls it under the couch

i am losing it cspam, i really am

fill the kong with peanut butter and put it on top of the fridge

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

A Handed Missus posted:

2dcat is branding himself as a fake billionaire to disguise the fact that he is really a trillionaire

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

hey if it wasn't for churchill, there wouldn't be an anzac day

peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/1090690416729620481

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ArfJason posted:

This. This is why Idiocracy is starting to look like a Documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX524Say8Sc

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Nae! posted:

its 11:41 and ive already had to deal with one attorney, one payroll company, one health insurance company, two cpas, two real estate bankers, and a dog who keeps losing his god damned kong because he rolls it under the couch

i am losing it cspam, i really am

Pretty sure I’m not the attorney in this. :whatup:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Pancakes cannot practice law otherwise dogs can be lawyers too

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

and they will burn the party down if they don't get their way

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1090698806914662400

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Calling Hitler a mass murderer leaves no room to describe, say, Stalin. A "worse mass murderer?"

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Nae! posted:

its 11:41 and ive already had to deal with one attorney, one payroll company, one health insurance company, two cpas, two real estate bankers, and a dog who keeps losing his god damned kong because he rolls it under the couch

i am losing it cspam, i really am

:capitalism:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene


new thread title

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




:chast2b:

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




almost dropped my drink and had to hold it like the president holds a glass of water

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

MysteriousStranger posted:

and they will burn the party down if they don't get their way

:same:

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


So how long until we have Howard Schultz calling somebody a vapid oval office on live TV, I'm thinking less than a week at this rate

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

well known centrist media outlet: Fox News

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Hillary 2020 posted:

Calling Hitler a mass murderer leaves no room to describe, say, Stalin. A "worse mass murderer?"

its important to remember that the ten million indians murdered by churchill were not jewish

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Pancakes cannot practice law otherwise dogs can be lawyers too

Show me where it says they can't.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:



new thread title

who the gently caress gives a poo poo about this dead on arrival moron

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

euphronius posted:

you can say korematsu has been overturned and be “right”

the next Supreme Court opinion that upholds concentration camps will use hitler v Hawaii and not korematsu

so I guess it’s gone for practical purposes. it’s spirit lives on

THE INFECTION MERELY CHANGED HOSTS

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Drunkboxer posted:

who the gently caress gives a poo poo about this dead on arrival moron

me

i want to vote for him

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




mormonpartyboat posted:



new thread title

jfc why does he need to make everything about coffee

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Nice

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



looks more like balls (where the piss is stored)

which is appropriate since rain is earth pissing on us

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